Эпизод с кассетой гипноза
Описание
Один из клиентов Моники, Пит Беккер (Джон Фавро), который хочет встречаться с Моникой, оставляет ей чаевые в размере 20 000 долларов, которые она считает шуткой, но оказывается, что он миллиардер. Моника неохотно соглашается на свидание с Питом, который приглашает её на пиццерию — в Италию. Фиби шокирована, когда её 18-летний брат обручается со своей бывшей учительницей Элис (Дебра Джо Рапп), женщиной более чем в два раза старше его. Фиби убеждает Элис прийти к ней в квартиру и рассказать Фрэнку, почему их отношения не могут сложиться, но это оборачивается против неё, когда пара испытывает страсть при первой же встрече. Чендлер использует гипнотическую аудиозапись во сне, чтобы бросить курить, но она предназначена для женщин, что пробуждает в нём женственность.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:05,254 [LAUGHING]
- 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,049 What's so funny?
- 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:13,345 Oh, nothing. It's an acting exercise. I'm practicing my fake laugh.
- 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,264 Oh.
- 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,558 [LAUGHING]
- 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,394 What? What's so funny?
- 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,064 GUNTHER: Oh, no, no.
- 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,608 No, no. There's none of that in here.
- 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,112 Oh, come on. At least let me finish this last one.
- 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,073 Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
- 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,784 Okay.
- 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:40,456 [GROANS]
- 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:45,127 Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat.
- 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,382 Why don't you hold on to that one.
- 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:02,936 That's, like, the least fun game ever.
- 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:06,023 I'm sick of your smoking, so I brought something...
- 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,525 ...that is going to help you quit.
- 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,152 Oh.
- 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,992 That patch is no good.
- 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,994 [LAUGHING]
- 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,915 It's a hypnosis tape.
- 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,877 A woman at work used it for two weeks and hasn't smoked since.
- 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,462 Ha!
- 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,423 What's your problem?
- 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:35,511 Nothing. It's just that hypnosis is beyond crap.
- 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,515 I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City.
- 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:42,184 That guy did not hypnotize me, okay?
- 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:46,355 You always pull your pants down and play "Wipe Out" on your butt.
- 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,608 Forget hypnosis.
- 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:53,570 The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather...
- 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,907 ...and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy young men.
- 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:01,245 Or what my father calls "Thursday night."
- 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:53,505 - Here you go. - I didn't want cinnamon on this.
- 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,132 Sorry.
- 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,142 - Hi. Hi. - Oh, my God! Frank!
- 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,853 Ha, ha. Hi. How are you?
- 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,771 What are you doing here?
- 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,649 I would've called, but I lost your number.
- 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:16,778 And then, uh, my mom locked me out of the house, so I couldn't find it.
- 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:21,950 And, uh, then I tried to find a pay phone, and the receiver was cut off.
- 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:24,703 What happened?
- 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,831 Uh, oh. Vandalism.
- 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,793 But also, what happened between you and your mom?
- 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:36,506 We got in a fight. She said that I was too immature to get married.
- 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:39,051 - You're getting married? - Oh, yeah.
- 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,844 Aah!
- 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:44,640 My little brother's getting married! Ha, ha.
- 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:49,061 I knew you'd be so cool about this. Uh, hey, do you wanna meet her?
- 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,479 Do I?
- 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,147 Do you?
- 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,191 Yeah, I do.
- 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,778 Cool, all right. She's just parking the truck.
- 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:01,657 I'm gonna... I'm gonna go get my, uh, fiancée, man!
- 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:03,200 [LAUGHS]
- 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:08,789 I'd have bet good money that he'd be the first one of us to get married.
- 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,791 Isn't it fantastic?
- 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:14,253 Yeah, but don't you think he's a little young to get married?
- 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,172 - What? He's 18. - It'll be illegal for him to drink...
- 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,132 ...at his own bachelor party.
- 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,177 Yeah, or to get a hooker.
- 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:25,222 Always illegal, Joe.
- 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,349 FRANK: Hey! Hey!
- 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,310 This is, uh, my fiancée...
- 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,479 ...Mrs. Knight. - Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,317 - [WHISPERS] That's my sister. - You know, it's funny.
- 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:41,697 Frank told me so much about you, but you're not how I pictured you at all.
- 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,700 Yeah, I'm a big surprise.
- 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,995 - Here you go. Here, grab a seat. - Oh.
- 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:50,706 So how did you guys meet?
- 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,583 Well, um, I was in Mrs. Knight's...
- 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:57,754 I mean, Alice. Sorry. I always do that. Ha, ha.
- 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,381 [LAUGHING]
- 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:01,758 I was in her Home Ec class.
- 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,427 He was my best student.
- 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,595 She was my best teacher.
- 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,222 Aww.
- 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:18,358 If that doesn't keep kids in school, what will?
- 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,405 And so now you guys are gonna be married?
- 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:24,740 Yeah. Ha, ha.
- 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:28,910 We talked about just living together, but, um...
- 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,122 ...we wanna have kids right away.
- 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,957 [LAUGHING]
- 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,376 Oh, my God!
- 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,462 Great!
- 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,175 Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure you're ready for that?
- 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,302 How hard can it be?
- 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:49,806 You know, I mean, you know, babies. Who doesn't want babies? Right?
- 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,435 And besides, I never had a dad around.
- 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:57,105 And now I always will, because it'll be me.
- 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,274 [LAUGHING]
- 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:04,988 Really, we do realize that there's an age difference between us.
- 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,824 Good. Because you were acting like you didn't.
- 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:11,328 But when it comes to love, what does age matter?
- 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,788 [BOTH GROWLING]
- 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:14,664 [FRANK HISSES AND ALICE LAUGHS]
- 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,546 FEMALE VOICE [ON RECORDING]: You are falling fast asleep.
- 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,758 Deeper, deeper, deeper.
- 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,386 You are now completely asleep.
- 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,888 You don't need to smoke.
- 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,641 Cigarettes don't control you.
- 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,894 You are a strong, confident woman...
- 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,897 ...who does not need to smoke.
- 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,317 A strong, confident woman.
- 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:49,324 You know what? I realized in the last year I've only gone out with Richard and Julio.
- 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:53,120 You gotta help me out. Set me up. Get me back in the game.
- 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:57,374 Shouldn't be a problem. I work in fashion, and all I meet are eligible straight men.
- 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:02,712 Can I get you something else?
- 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,757 Cheesecake and a date, if you're giving them out.
- 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,218 Heh. Haven't we covered that topic?
- 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,930 - You just said to her... - You wanna go out with me...
- 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,475 ...because of my wig, the big boobs, and I serve you food.
- 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:18,228 If that were true, I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth.
- 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:22,315 And the two times we went out, it was plain awkward.
- 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:24,067 [LAUGHS]
- 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,111 You think she should go out with me, don't you?
- 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,487 Ha, ha.
- 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:30,574 Well, I mean...
- 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,868 ...are you sure you wanna go out with her?
- 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:36,580 That ain't a pretty picture in the morning, know what I mean?
- 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:40,792 That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the nightstand.
- 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:43,753 Really. Think about it.
- 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,631 Oh, I will. Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:51,178 No, I know. I know that this is Frank's life.
- 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:52,762 You know?
- 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:56,391 I don't wanna be judgmental, but it's sick. It's sick and wrong!
- 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,769 What, is it the age thing?
- 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,730 No, I'm fine with the age thing...
- 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,733 ...until it sticks its tongue down my brother's throat.
- 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,904 Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it.
- 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:13,241 You think he'll enjoy it when he's up to his elbows in diapers...
- 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,494 ...of all the babies they have to have right away?
- 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:21,291 This is not fair to Frank, and it's not fair to the babies.
- 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,127 You know what? It's not good home economics.
- 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,798 Have you told him how you feel?
- 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:31,676 Yes. Not out loud.
- 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:36,932 If you don't tell him, soon he'll be married, then you'll hate yourself.
- 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,769 Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he's gonna hate myself.
- 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:44,272 Look at him and his mom. I can't.
- 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,777 But you guys can. You talk him out of it.
- 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,862 [IN UNISON] No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,948 Come on, you guys.
- 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,536 You have nothing to lose. I have everything to lose.
- 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,163 Do you want me to lose everything? Everything?
- 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,709 [IN UNISON] No.
- 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,504 Okay, I'm gonna go get Frank.
- 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:13,468 We're walking down the street, and I turn to you and say:
- 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,930 "Let's go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes." Remember?
- 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,725 And then, heh, you say, "Let's just hang out at your place."
- 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,353 Well, that was a nice move, dumb-ass.
- 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,357 I think you should go out with this guy.
- 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,401 No, he doesn't do anything for me.
- 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,905 Last Saturday night, what happened on Walker, Texas Ranger?
- 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:38,785 Well, um, Walker was looking for this big busload of kids. Heh.
- 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,996 All right, I get your point.
- 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,540 - Hey. MONICA: Hey.
- 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,710 I forgot the combination to this about a year ago.
- 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,004 I just carry it around.
- 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:53,133 - You got any Chap Stick? - Uh, yeah.
- 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,010 Hey, how are those tapes working out?
- 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:57,637 Pretty good. Good. I haven't smoked yet today.
- 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:02,267 I feel great and confident. That is a stunning blouse.
- 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,188 Thank you.
- 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,024 - Here you go. - Thanks.
- 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:14,154 Okay, Mon. Let's give Pete a chance. He was funny. He seems really nice.
- 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,239 That check thing was adorable.
- 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,074 What check thing?
- 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:23,455 As a joke, this customer who has a crush on me, gave me a $20,000 tip.
- 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,374 His number's on the check. He did it so I'd call.
- 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,877 Pete Becker. Pete...
- 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,382 [SCOFFS]
- 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,635 Is this him?
- 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:38,428 That's Bill Clinton.
- 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,557 Who's he hugging?
- 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:47,937 Oh, my God. That's Pete. Why is Bill hugging Pete?
- 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:49,898 This guy invented Moss 865.
- 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,525 Every office in the world uses that program.
- 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,236 - We use it! - There you go!
- 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,823 Oh, my God. Monica's gonna go out with a millionaire.
- 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,493 - No, I'm not gonna go out with him. - Oh, my God.
- 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,580 I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check. This is so exciting.
- 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,999 Or incredibly offensive.
- 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,626 Yeah, sure. That too.
- 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,099 What?
- 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:28,561 All we're saying is, don't rush into anything.
- 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:33,108 Come on, think about it. You're 18, okay? She's 44.
- 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,736 When you're 36, she's gonna be 88.
- 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,240 You don't think I know that?
- 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,286 Look, the point is...
- 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,456 ...there's a lot of women you haven't had sex with yet.
- 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:52,419 Yeah, he's right. He's right. This is your time, you know?
- 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:56,506 You're young. You're weird. Chicks dig that.
- 00:11:56,674 --> 00:12:01,052 But isn't sex better when it's with one person that you really care about?
- 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,638 Yeah, in a poem, maybe.
- 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:08,226 No, the man's right. That's what I had with Rachel.
- 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,769 You don't have it anymore?
- 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:14,107 No, I, uh... I slept with someone else.
- 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,444 So wait. So how did that make things better?
- 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,488 It didn't.
- 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:25,535 What you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice.
- 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,412 Now what is that like?
- 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,788 It's so cool, man.
- 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:33,543 It's because being with her is so much better than not being with her.
- 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,128 Yeah. Yeah.
- 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,298 - Why can't I find that? - I had it and I blew it.
- 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,050 - Well, I want it! - You can have it.
- 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,762 Maybe I can't. Maybe there's something wrong with me.
- 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:48,224 No, it's out there, man. I've seen it! I got it!
- 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,519 - Then you hold on to it! - All right, man!
- 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,522 All right! Congratulations, you lucky bastard!
- 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,816 You're Frank's best man?
- 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,946 I couldn't help it. Their love is so pure.
- 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,158 What about you, huh?
- 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,118 I'm the ring bearer.
- 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,344 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,387 Hi! Oh, Alice, hi. Thanks.
- 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:30,183 I'm so glad you could come. I've got a real, um, Home Ec emergency.
- 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,520 - Oh, my God. Who died on this? - Yeah, I know.
- 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,522 It's a real "mustard-tastrophe."
- 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,898 [LAUGHING]
- 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,317 - Can you help me? - Absolutely.
- 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,445 Okay, first, we'll start with a little club soda and salt.
- 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,740 - Then if that doesn't work... - You know what? Forget it. It's ruined.
- 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,619 Oh, no, never say that. If you can't get it out, cut around the stain...
- 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,455 ...add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.
- 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:53,957 [LAUGHS]
- 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,544 Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother, Frank?
- 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,468 Can we make it smaller? Make it fit on the head of a pin?
- 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,929 I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
- 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,305 - Got it, yeah. - Yeah, okay.
- 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,723 [INTERCOM BUZZES]
- 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,684 RECEPTIONIST: You have Monica Geller here.
- 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,770 Uh, absolutely. Yeah, send her in.
- 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,564 PETE: Hi.
- 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,275 What the hell is this?
- 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,361 Hang on for a sec. I'll talk to you in the morning?
- 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,571 You got it.
- 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,825 - I'm sorry. What? - What's this supposed to mean?
- 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,245 Well, you know, I never know how much to tip.
- 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:37,375 You double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania.
- 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,129 I mean, what's the deal? Are you trying to buy me?
- 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,381 Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
- 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,800 Uh, I'm still here.
- 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,140 You're taking this wrong. If I didn't leave you that tip...
- 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,476 ...you wouldn't have come, we wouldn't have this argument...
- 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,979 ...and there wouldn't be this, uh, heat between us.
- 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,814 - What? - Come on.
- 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,818 You gotta admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now.
- 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,487 You were the chef, and I was the customer.
- 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,907 But now we're this couple that fights.
- 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,492 Okay, um...
- 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,952 ...you're a loon.
- 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,916 Look, forget the check, okay? I like you.
- 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,126 I think you're great.
- 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,420 Come on, what do you say?
- 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,341 I don't know.
- 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,842 Why not?
- 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,304 I don't wanna encourage this behavior.
- 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,351 One meal. That's all I'm asking for. Please?
- 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,478 We go out, we eat.
- 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,273 If you don't have a good time, I'll give you 10 grand, we're even.
- 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,078 FRANK: Hi. - Aah! No!
- 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:58,247 Wait, no. Just put the mail down. It's me.
- 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,835 Sorry. Why were you just all in the dark?
- 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:08,174 Well, um, your laundry smelled so good that I thought I'd curl up in it.
- 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,385 - Is that all right? - Yeah, sure.
- 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,178 So how was your day?
- 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:16,140 It's just probably the worst one since I've been alive.
- 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,395 What, um...? What happened?
- 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,772 Um, Alice, uh...
- 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,191 She, uh, called it off.
- 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,901 Oh, no.
- 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,572 Did, um... Did she say why?
- 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,575 Uh, no, not really. Just that I was too young.
- 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,578 I don't see how I could suddenly be too young...
- 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:41,207 ...because I'm older than I was when we first got together.
- 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,211 Yeah, yeah, no, I don't...
- 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:50,216 I don't know. But you know what? Maybe it's just all for the best.
- 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,970 Well, yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain.
- 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,264 Oh, sweetie.
- 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,726 You know, I was just finally happy.
- 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,603 For the first time in my life...
- 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,231 ...after my dad left me...
- 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:10,570 ...and then getting arrested for stealing those birds...
- 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:14,532 ...and then the whole punctured-lung thing.
- 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,328 It's still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather...
- 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:23,458 ...but with Alice, all that stuff kind of went away.
- 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,130 And now it's gone, and I don't know why.
- 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:35,094 Ugh. Well, I can tell you why. It's because of me.
- 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,474 But you know what? I only did it because I love you, okay?
- 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:46,355 - What? - Um, I kind of had a little chat with Alice...
- 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,734 ...and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn't be together.
- 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,237 And you'll see it too, one day. You really, really will.
- 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,948 Wait a minute. This is because of you?
- 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,158 Okay...
- 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,495 Wait, no. My mother didn't want us to be together...
- 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,581 ...but the worst thing she did was tie me to the porch.
- 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,792 Okay, but...
- 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,545 I came to you because I thought you'd understand.
- 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,006 Oh, no!
- 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,467 No... Ugh.
- 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,803 I would storm out of here...
- 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,807 ...if I had some money or a place to go.
- 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,646 [BUZZER BUZZES]
- 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,023 Oh, my God! The millionaire's here!
- 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,234 Oh, my God!
- 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,533 Guys, please. I'm just gonna have dinner with him.
- 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:43,496 Okay, just because he buys you dinner does not mean you owe him anything.
- 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,124 I know.
- 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,961 Okay, then get the lobster.
- 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:54,841 MONICA: Hey. - Hi.
- 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,217 - Hi. - Hey.
- 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,593 Hello.
- 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,013 Hey, how much cash you got in your pocket right now?
- 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,603 And that's why I'm not inviting you in for a drink. Bye.
- 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,814 RACHEL: Why not? Hey, come in for drink.
- 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,401 - Where do you wanna go? - You like pizza?
- 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,029 - Oh, that sounds great. - I know a great little place.
- 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,246 You're not paying for the pizza.
- 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,958 Come on, it's only fair. You paid for the flight.
- 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,710 Is that enough lira?
- 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,212 Uh, I'd throw another 1000 on that.
- 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,299 - How much is that? - That's about 60 cents.
- 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,260 [GIGGLING]
- 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,931 [GRUNTS]
- 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,937 Every night!
- 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,025 FEMALE VOICE [ON RECORDING]: You don't need to smoke.
- 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,694 Cigarettes don't control you.
- 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,531 You are a strong, confident woman...
- 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,492 ...who does not need to smoke.
- 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,954 A strong, confident woman...
- 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,333 ...who does not need to smoke.
- 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,127 So can I.
- 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,760 PHOEBE: Hey, Frank.
- 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,806 Look, I know that you think I did this totally evil thing.
- 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,433 But I so didn't.
- 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,646 Someone's here who can explain this better than I can.
- 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,690 DAVEY [ON TV]: We can go look.
- 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,319 Hi, Frank.
- 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,284 Hi, Mrs. Knight.
- 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,789 Phoebe's right, Frank.
- 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,335 It's hard to hear, but it would've been wrong to go through with it.
- 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,254 I was being selfish.
- 00:20:56,421 --> 00:21:00,299 Even though we want the same things right now...
- 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,344 ...in the future, we may not.
- 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,014 - Is that what it is? - Yes, but not just that.
- 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,308 Right, not just that.
- 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:17,525 Even though we love each other as much as we do...
- 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,652 ...nonetheless...
- 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,864 - Nonetheless. - Nonetheless.
- 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,702 Um...
- 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,205 You're too young...
- 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,042 ...to really know what you want.
- 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,211 That's right, exactly.
- 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,674 That's a goodbye kiss. That's good.
- 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,386 Bye-bye.
- 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:50,850 The important thing is, is that you see what I'm saying.
- 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,728 This is clearly wrong.
- 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,773 I've decided I'm gonna let this happen.
- 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,860 Okay, can I just get my purse?
- 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,654 FRANK: Mmm. - Okay, all right, good.
- 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,120 FEMALE VOICE [ON RECORDING]: Cigarettes don't control you.
- 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,373 You are a strong, confident woman...
- 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,418 ...who does not need to smoke.
- 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,840 JOEY [ON RECORDING]: Joey's your best friend.
- 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:27,553 You wanna make him a cheese sandwich every day.
- 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:35,061 And you also wanna buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
- 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,776 [English - US - SDH]
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