Эпизод с гигантским тыкающим устройством
Описание
Когда Чендлер хочет купить Дженис дорогой подарок на день рождения, Джои признаётся, что видел, как она целовалась со своим бывшим мужем. После того, как Чендлер спрашивает её об этом поцелуе и следует совету Джои, он неохотно расстаётся с ней, не желая, чтобы она разрушила свою семью. Присматривая за Беном, Моника случайно ударяется головой о столб. Моника и Рэйчел пытаются скрыть удар от Росса, но Росс, пытаясь вызвать у сестры чувство вины, в итоге тоже ударяется головой о столб, по-видимому, в том же месте, что и его сын. У Фиби сильно болит зуб, но она боится идти к стоматологу, потому что это всегда приводит к смерти кого-то из её знакомых. Наконец, она идёт к стоматологу после того, как Рэйчел уговаривает её, и, вернувшись, с облегчением обнаруживает, что все её знакомые живы, тем самым «снимая проклятие». Однако её счастье недолговечно, когда вскоре компания замечает, что Уродливый Голый Парень весь день лежит неподвижно в своей квартире в соседнем здании. Затем банда мастерит длинное и гигантское устройство для тыкания, используя только палочки для еды, чтобы определить, жив ли он, и с облегчением встречает его, когда он отмахивается от него.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,502 Here you go, Pheebs.
- 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:06,338 Who wants one of my special home-baked brownies?
- 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:07,589 I'll have one.
- 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:09,967 Agh! Ugh.
- 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,177 - That's okay. - I'm not having one.
- 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,888 No, no. It's just my tooth.
- 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,974 - All right. - I'll have one.
- 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,686 So you need a dentist? I've got a good one.
- 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:25,107 Thanks. I have a good one too. I just can't see him.
- 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:28,193 See, that is the problem with invisible dentists.
- 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,280 Why can't you go to him?
- 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:36,368 Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.
- 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:40,497 That's so weird. Every time I go to the dentist...
- 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,875 ...I look down the hygienist's blouse.
- 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:46,295 Phoebe, what, um?
- 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,546 What?
- 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,298 First, it was my Aunt Mary.
- 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:52,092 And then there was, um, John, my mailman.
- 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,887 And then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob.
- 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,307 Ahem. And all these people actually died?
- 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,684 Yes. While I was in the chair.
- 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:04,021 That's why I take care of my teeth. It's not about oral hygiene.
- 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,315 I floss to save lives.
- 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,151 Come on, you didn't kill anybody.
- 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:13,072 These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist.
- 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,740 It's just a coincidence.
- 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,743 Tell that to them. Oh, you can't! They're dead!
- 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:09,920 Thanks, Gunther.
- 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,380 - Hi. - Hey.
- 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,006 Um, can I get a napkin too?
- 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,843 Oh, like you don't already have everything.
- 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:20,013 Ow!
- 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:24,852 You're in pain. Would you just go to the dentist? Just go.
- 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:27,146 Fine. But if you're my next victim...
- 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:30,649 ...don't come back as a poltergeist who sucks me into the TV set.
- 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:32,484 I promise.
- 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,570 Although, don't feel like you can't visit.
- 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,700 Hey, is Chandler here?
- 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,452 No. No, he's not.
- 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:48,584 You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
- 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,002 - Huh? Oh! ROSS: What?
- 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,213 What are you gonna do? How are you gonna tell Chandler?
- 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:56,633 I was thinking about that. I think the best way would be...
- 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:57,843 ...to not.
- 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:02,014 Joey, if you know about this, you have to tell him.
- 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,474 It'll kill him. It'll just kill him.
- 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:07,519 Wait till I go to the dentist. Maybe I'll kill him.
- 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,025 JOEY: Ew!
- 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:18,113 Ugly Naked Guy's using a hammock. It's like a Play-Doh fat factory.
- 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,200 I'm going to the dentist. So listen...
- 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:25,621 ...just be on the lookout for anything that you could fall into...
- 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:28,457 ...or that can fall on you...
- 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,000 ...or...
- 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,543 All right, just look out!
- 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:35,547 Okay? And, um, I also just want to...
- 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,967 I just want to tell you all that, um...
- 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:47,434 I have a problem. I have to go into work for a few hours.
- 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,978 Some kids messed up the Homo sapien display.
- 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,563 What did they do?
- 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,858 They painted over the word "sapien," for one thing.
- 00:03:55,735 --> 00:04:00,614 Then they rearranged the figures. Let's just leave it at that.
- 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,574 Do you want me to watch Ben for you?
- 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,534 Yes, that's what I was gonna ask. Thank you.
- 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:07,537 Woah, wait, hello! Heh, what about me?
- 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:11,124 You. You want to watch Ben?
- 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:17,965 That would be great! I just asked Monica...
- 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:20,425 ...because I know how empty her life is.
- 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:27,516 - Hey, Ross? I got a science question. - Yeah. Mm-hm.
- 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:33,480 If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens...
- 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,400 ...is that why they're extinct?
- 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:43,448 Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
- 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:44,950 Hey, I'm not judging.
- 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,163 Look, Benny! Spoon!
- 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,457 Spoon!
- 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,667 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,795 Come on. All right, you know what? I think he's bored.
- 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,506 Here. You wanna play the airplane game?
- 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,633 You wanna show Rachel? Come here.
- 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,885 You wanna do something fun? Okay.
- 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,220 Whee!
- 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,930 [RACHEL & MONICA LAUGHING]
- 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:10,225 Whee! Ha, ha, oh!
- 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,728 [THUD THEN BEN CRIES]
- 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:18,358 You're so brave. You're so brave! Yes, you are.
- 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,444 - You're so brave. - You're okay.
- 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:22,863 He's fine. Let's just put him down.
- 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,949 Come here, babe. Yes, you're such a good boy.
- 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:30,370 How could you do that to him? Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say?
- 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:32,581 Nothing, because we're not telling him.
- 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:33,915 - We're not? - No.
- 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,084 - All right, I like that. - Okay.
- 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,171 So we're okay. We're okay, aren't we?
- 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,048 No, we're not okay. There's a bump.
- 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,924 - There's a bump. - What bump?
- 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,635 Oh, my God! Well, push it in! Push it in!
- 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:48,597 I can not push it in!
- 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,558 - Okay, we're gonna need a distraction. - Okay.
- 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:52,976 - That's it. - Okay.
- 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,311 - I got it! - Okay.
- 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,188 - The second Ross walks in... - Yeah.
- 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,649 ...take him to your bedroom and do whatever you do that makes him go:
- 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:01,151 [MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]
- 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,780 Or...
- 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,116 ...we could put a hat on his head.
- 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:13,121 A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?
- 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:14,956 Oh, oh, oh! I'll get Rainy Day Bear!
- 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:17,459 Because he'll know what to do?
- 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,378 Oh, my God. You're a genius!
- 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,463 Oh, God. It's kind of sewn on.
- 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,090 - Give it. Give it. - Okay.
- 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,674 - Oh! - Oh.
- 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:30,806 Agh, it's just like a bloodbath in here today!
- 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:38,438 Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second.
- 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,401 Do you think these pearls are nice?
- 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,444 I'd prefer a mountain bike.
- 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,990 Janice's birthday's coming. I wanna get her something special.
- 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,203 - Come in here with me. - Woah, woah, whoa, wait. Woah.
- 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:57,666 You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers.
- 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,585 Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum.
- 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:04,756 That's a good idea. "Dear Janice: Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday."
- 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,343 I'd like to get her something serious.
- 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,096 Oh, you want something serious.
- 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,599 You know what you should do? You should get her one of those, um...
- 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,226 ...barium enemas.
- 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,272 Those are dead serious.
- 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:25,110 Look, I'm gonna go in here. And you don't buy me anything, ever!
- 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,946 You can't! You can't. You can't buy her pearls.
- 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,532 You just can't, you can't, you can't!
- 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,451 Why not?
- 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,288 Oh, God. Uh, okay.
- 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:38,957 Here's the thing. Ahem.
- 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,668 This is the thing. Okay, the thing is...
- 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:42,961 - What is the thing? - Okay.
- 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,924 I went down to the Mattress King's showroom...
- 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:51,011 ...and I saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
- 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:54,306 What?
- 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,099 They were in his office.
- 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:02,314 Well, she... She wouldn't do that. She's with me.
- 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,149 I'm telling you, I saw it.
- 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,234 Well, you're wrong. Okay? You're wrong.
- 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:08,069 I'm not wrong.
- 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:10,447 I wish I was.
- 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,950 I'm sorry.
- 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:20,373 Bet that barium enema doesn't sound so bad now, huh?
- 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:28,048 It makes more sense as an ensemble. And it takes the focus off the hat.
- 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:31,968 Oh! You're alive! You're alive!
- 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,805 See? I promised you no one would die, didn't I?
- 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:39,518 We'll see about that. Can I use your phone to call everyone I know?
- 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:42,479 Sure. We have no money. Go ahead.
- 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,983 Hey, you're not dead! Okay, see you.
- 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,737 BEN: Monica.
- 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,573 Oh, my God! He just said my name!
- 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,575 - Did you hear that? - Yeah.
- 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,161 Monica bang!
- 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,792 Ahem. Okay, I heard that.
- 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,294 - Did he just say, "Monica bang"? - Mm-hm.
- 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:09,130 Oh, my God! He's gonna rat me out!
- 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,425 - Monica bang! - Oh, ho, ho.
- 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:16,346 Sweetie, you need to stop saying that now.
- 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:19,099 It's no big deal. It's not even worth mentioning.
- 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,351 You see? We all do it all the time.
- 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:22,644 See? Watch this.
- 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,771 Ben, Ben, Ben. Ow.
- 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,649 Monica bang! Everybody bang!
- 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,150 Ben bang!
- 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:30,944 Rachel bang!
- 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,113 Bang, Rachel! Bang!
- 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,157 - Oh, isn't it fun? - Look at that! Look at that!
- 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,201 We all do it!
- 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,662 - Okay, I'm stopping now. - Are you okay?
- 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:44,916 Oh, yeah. You know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.
- 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,096 How's my Bing-a-ling?
- 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,266 Uh...
- 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,018 I don't know.
- 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,228 You tell me.
- 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:09,357 Anything you, uh, want to tell me?
- 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,276 Because if you, uh... You should...
- 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,570 You would tell me.
- 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,033 Why are your eyes so wide?
- 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,493 You tell me.
- 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,496 Maybe it's because I was just fooling around with my ex.
- 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:26,124 Oh, no. No, no, no. That was you!
- 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,667 Oh, my God!
- 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,669 - All right! - How did you know?
- 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:32,005 Joey told me. He saw you two kissing.
- 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,715 In the park?
- 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,677 No. In his office. How many kisses were there?
- 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,597 - Just those two! - Wh...? Why? Why?
- 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,558 Why was there kissing? There should be no kissing!
- 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,478 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I'm so, so...
- 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,687 [MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]
- 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,439 I'm so, so sorry. I just...
- 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,650 [MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]
- 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,569 What happened was I... I can't breathe.
- 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:58,490 Can you get me a bag or something? Aah.
- 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,158 - Here. Here. - Aah.
- 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,409 There.
- 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,165 - It's the receipt. - I'll take it.
- 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,460 Look, I've got to know.
- 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,756 Are you finished with me?
- 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,386 Are you finished with him?
- 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,767 Do you still love him?
- 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,146 Do you still love me?
- 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,483 All right, look...
- 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:37,237 ...I'm gonna need an actual answer here, okay?
- 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,322 So which is it?
- 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,033 Him or me?
- 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,786 [PHONE RINGING]
- 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,253 I don't know.
- 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,879 [GASPS]
- 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,925 Okay, if you're alive, you answer your phone!
- 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:07,767 MONICA: Ben, I won't tell your daddy that you had ice cream before dinner...
- 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:11,771 ...if you won't tell him about our little bonking incident.
- 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:15,400 Number one, I don't think Ben understands the concept of bribery.
- 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,277 And number two, I...
- 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,154 [JOEY LAUGHING]
- 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:20,488 RACHEL: What?
- 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,116 You said "number two."
- 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,412 I also said "number one."
- 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,164 Ha-ha-ha, I know.
- 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,334 - Hey, everyone! - Hi!
- 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,503 How's my little boy?
- 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,672 MONICA: He's perfect. Aren't you, Ben?
- 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,550 - He's never been better. - What did you do, take him whaling?
- 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,926 [MONICA LAUGHS]
- 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,054 BEN: Monica.
- 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:49,601 Oh, my God! He just said your name! That's great! Good job, Ben!
- 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,020 BEN: Monica bang!
- 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,688 Ha-ha-ha. That's right.
- 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,775 That's what I'd sound like if I exploded.
- 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,404 Woo-hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know...
- 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,448 ...and everyone is alive!
- 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,619 - Huh. PHOEBE: What?
- 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,040 Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.
- 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,335 [GASPS]
- 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,422 Oh, my God, I killed another one!
- 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:23,676 The curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.
- 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,095 Maybe he's just taking a nap.
- 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,807 I'm telling you, he hasn't moved since this morning.
- 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,475 We should call somebody.
- 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,895 Tell them the naked guy we stare at isn't moving?
- 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,397 We've got to find out if he's alive.
- 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:39,025 How are we gonna do that? There's no way.
- 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,985 Well, there is one way.
- 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,072 His window's open. I say...
- 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,740 ...we poke him.
- 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,995 Hey!
- 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,748 You know how we, uh, save all those chopsticks...
- 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,376 ...for no reason when we get Chinese food?
- 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,669 Yeah?
- 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,255 Well, now we got a reason.
- 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,215 CHANDLER: What?
- 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,301 Well, we're fashioning a very long poking device.
- 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,763 All right.
- 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,893 Hey, uh, what's the matter?
- 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,022 I talked to Janice.
- 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,276 Oh, my God. Is she going back to him?
- 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,111 She doesn't know.
- 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,779 Says she loves us both.
- 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,450 I woke up this morning, I was in love.
- 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,411 I was happy!
- 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,582 It serves me right for buying that 12-pack of condoms.
- 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,796 And now I can't even return them, because she choked on the receipt!
- 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,176 What are you, uh...? What are you gonna do?
- 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,806 I don't know.
- 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,434 You know? What would you do?
- 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,855 Uh, it doesn't matter what I'd do.
- 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,690 Come on. Come on. Tell me.
- 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,111 All right, you, uh...
- 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,741 ...you probably won't want to hear this, but, uh...
- 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,496 ...if it was me, and this is just me, I would, uh...
- 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,832 - I would bow out. - What?
- 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,045 What are you talking about?
- 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,966 They have a kid together...
- 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,552 ...you know? They're like...
- 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,013 They're, like, a family.
- 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,515 And if, I don't know...
- 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:38,019 ...if there's a chance they can make that work...
- 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,022 ...I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way.
- 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,362 You okay?
- 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,406 You, uh?
- 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,700 You wanna come poke a nude guy?
- 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,082 - Well, he's finally asleep. - Mm.
- 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:02,418 About that, uh, bump on his head...
- 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,755 Are you, uh, sure it's a new bump?
- 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:10,176 No offense, but I've always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child.
- 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,846 It's okay if he bumps his head. Kids bump their heads all the time.
- 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:17,141 It was your first time babysitting. You did your best.
- 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,727 - I did! - I know.
- 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,230 You just have to watch them all the time.
- 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,233 I did! I watched! I watched!
- 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,903 I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!
- 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,447 Monica did it?
- 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,908 [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,411 - Monica? Um... - Yeah.
- 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:40,581 Did you notice anything weird about Ben today?
- 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,709 No, why?
- 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,963 I was just playing with him, and we were doing the "Alphabet Song"...
- 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,174 ...which he's good at. But he left out "E" and "F."
- 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:54,762 It's like they just, uh, I don't know, fell out of his head.
- 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,432 Really?
- 00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,810 Oh, and also, he's walking...
- 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,603 ...kind of funny.
- 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:08,776 It's like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg.
- 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,113 Yeah, he's in there, just sort of, you know...
- 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,785 Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby!
- 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,124 I hope it's still funny when you're in hell.
- 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,334 You jerk!
- 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:30,631 MONICA: You know I love that kid! ROSS: Monica bang! Monica bang!
- 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,925 Ow.
- 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,678 I'll get the hat.
- 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,726 I have something to tell you.
- 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,062 And I want you to let me get through it...
- 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,147 ...because...
- 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,025 ...it's not gonna be easy.
- 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,069 Okay.
- 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,531 I think you should go back with Gary.
- 00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,411 I don't want to be the guy that breaks up a family.
- 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,707 You know, when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.
- 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,126 Whenever I'd see him, I'd always think:
- 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,880 "You're the reason. You are why they're not together."
- 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,050 And I hated that guy.
- 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:20,139 And it didn't matter how nice he was or how happy he made my dad.
- 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,687 Wow!
- 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,315 Yeah, wow.
- 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,361 - It's the right thing to do. - Ugh.
- 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,446 You're right.
- 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:41,661 Oh, God. But before I can say goodbye...
- 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,456 ...there's something I really need you to know.
- 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,584 The way I feel about you...
- 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,963 ...it's like I finally understand...
- 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,549 ...what Lionel Richie's been singing about.
- 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,052 You know? I mean, what we have...
- 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,139 ...it's like movie love.
- 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,308 You're my soul mate.
- 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:09,647 I can't believe we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives together.
- 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,151 Then don't leave me.
- 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,486 What?
- 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,614 Forget what I said! I was babbling! Pick me!
- 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,493 No, you were right! I gotta give my marriage another chance.
- 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,662 Pssh! No, you don't!
- 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,666 No, I say you have to give your divorce another chance!
- 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,879 I'm sorry.
- 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,594 Oh, don't go.
- 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,929 No, I gotta go.
- 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:46,309 No. No. No, no.
- 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,519 Honey. Honey. Ha, ha.
- 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,063 - People are looking. - I don't care.
- 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,608 I don't care!
- 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,986 Yeah, um, okay. I'm...
- 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,696 I'm leaving now.
- 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,743 You can't leave! I have your shoe!
- 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,832 Goodbye, Chandler Bing.
- 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,095 Rachel has those in burgundy.
- 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:31,562 Remember, something this big and long will be very difficult to maneuver.
- 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,814 Fortunately, I have experience in that area.
- 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,024 [GIGGLING]
- 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:39,987 Can we please focus here? A naked man's life hangs in the balance.
- 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,614 I'm telling you, he's dead.
- 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,326 What we're about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick!
- 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,121 All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke.
- 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,250 Steady.
- 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,335 Okay, a little higher.
- 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,212 Careful of the angle.
- 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,131 Okay, okay. We're approaching the window.
- 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,513 Thread the needle. Thread the needle.
- 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,896 He's alive! He's alive!
- 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,401 And yet we're still poking him.
- 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,237 Okay, retract the device! Retract the device!
- 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:24,615 - He does not look happy. - Hey, hey.
- 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,785 Now he's showing us his poking device.
- 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:33,332 Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy! Ha.
- 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:43,843 [SINGING] I'll hold you close in my arms
- 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:49,098 I can't resist your charms
- 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,392 And love
- 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,894 [SINGING] Love
- 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:59,817 I'll be a fool for you
- 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,820 I'm sure
- 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,615 You know I don't mind
- 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,493 Oh, you know I don't mind
- 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,829 Yes
- 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:16,542 You mean the world to me
- 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,920 - Oh, I know - I know
- 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,840 - I've found - I've found
- 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,259 In you
- 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:35,728 My endless love
- 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,398 Love
- 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,693 - Lo... Love - Love
- 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,072 [English - US - SDH]
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