Эпизод со свадьбой Барри и Минди
Описание
Рэйчел соглашается быть подружкой невесты на свадьбе своего бывшего жениха, но модный промах привлекает к ней нежелательное внимание. Ситуация усугубляется, когда она узнает, что Барри оклеветал ее, заявив, что у нее сифилис и психическое заболевание, в тот день, когда она сбежала со свадьбы, чтобы спасти свое самолюбие. В конце концов, Росс встает на ее защиту, и она противостоит Барри и гостям свадьбы. В процессе ей также удается преодолеть свой страх петь песню «Копакабана» из восьмого класса на публике. Чтобы получить роль в новом фильме Уоррена Битти, Джои должна попрактиковаться в поцелуях с парнями. Ни Чендлер, ни Росс не хотят его целовать, хотя последний в конечном итоге решает помочь из чувства вины, но Джои ходила на прослушивание раньше утром и не получает роль. Моника размышляет о своем будущем с Ричардом — она хочет иметь детей, но последний не хочет из-за преклонного возраста и наличия внуков. Не сумев примириться с этими разногласиями, пара скрепя сердце расстается. Чендлер влюбляется в загадочную интернет-женщину, которая оказывается его бывшей девушкой, Дженис.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:05,713 RACHEL: How did the audition go? -Incredible.
- 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:08,507 I met the director. You'll never believe who it was.
- 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:09,758 Who?
- 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,593 I'll give you one hint.
- 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,138 Warren Beatty.
- 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:15,347 Wow.
- 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,726 There's just one thing that might be a problem.
- 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,437 See, I had to kiss this guy.
- 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:24,106 Because he was just so darn cute?
- 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:27,276 No, part of the audition. I'm up for the part of this guy...
- 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,111 ...who the main guy kisses.
- 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:33,907 Well, you're an actor. ! say you just suck it up and you do it.
- 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,329 Or you just do it.
- 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,957 I did do it. I'm a professional.
- 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,001 -What's the problem? JOEY: After the scene...
- 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:48,672 ...Mr. Beatty comes up to me and he says, "Good actor. Bad kisser."
- 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:52,092 Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser.
- 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:53,719 That's like...
- 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,680 ...Mother Teresa, not a good mother. Pfft.
- 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,975 Who cares what that guy thinks?
- 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,895 What does Warren Beatty know about kissing? Heh.
- 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,815 Oh. Heh, heh.
- 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,568 The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding
- 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,117 CHANDLER: What did your agent say?
- 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,911 Yep. This kiss thing is definitely a problem.
- 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,038 Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday.
- 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,333 Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong.
- 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,336 Oh, okay. One of you girls come over here and kiss me.
- 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,839 -Forget it. -Yeah, right.
- 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,049 Hey, come on. I need your help here.
- 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,761 I'll do it. I've kissed him before. I can do it again.
- 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,139 See this, huh? This is a friend.
- 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,266 Uh-huh. Let's go.
- 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:24,226 Oh, wait. ! have gum.
- 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,520 Okay.
- 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,948 Good. Very good. Firm, but tender.
- 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,867 I'd recommend you to a friend.
- 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,787 Then ! don't know what the problem is.
- 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,165 Maybe you're not used to kissing men.
- 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,250 Maybe you tensed up a little.
- 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,127 Maybe you need to work on it.
- 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,254 Yeah, that makes sense.
- 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,219 Over my dead body.
- 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,934 And I'll be using his dead body as a shield.
- 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,483 Come out, honey. I'm telling you, you look good.
- 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:16,570 Tell her she looks good. Tell her she looks good.
- 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,077 Oh, my God! Ha, ha, ha.
- 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,457 You look so good!
- 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:33,837 I cannot believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people...
- 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:37,132 ...looking like something you drink when you're nauseous.
- 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:40,969 So don't. I don't see why we have to go to this thing.
- 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,388 It's your ex-fiance's wedding.
- 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,849 Because I promised Mindy I would.
- 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,894 Yeah, well, you promised Barry you'd marry him.
- 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,357 RACHEL: You guys, I have to go. I'm the maid of honor.
- 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:57,319 Besides, I need to be in a room again with these people...
- 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,780 ...and feel good about myself.
- 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,700 [CHANDLER LAUGHING]
- 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:12,084 Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Get a little action?
- 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:13,335 I may have.
- 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:15,128 Whoo-hoo! Stud!
- 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,006 -What's she look like? CHANDLER: We haven't met.
- 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,676 We stayed up all night talking on the !nternet.
- 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,637 Whoo-hoo! Geek!
- 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:27,724 I like this girl. I seriously like this girl.
- 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:31,395 You know how I tend to get a little defended and quippy?
- 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,814 -Get out. -No. Please.
- 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:38,735 Well, she called me on it, okay? She said, "Cut it out, get real."
- 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,404 And I did.
- 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:41,780 Wow.
- 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,157 What's that like?
- 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,953 It's like this. Me.
- 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,371 No jokes.
- 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,582 Stop it. You're freaking me out.
- 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:56,044 Yeah. ! don't like you this way.
- 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,380 RlCHARD: I'll see you guys later.
- 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,507 RACHEL: Bye, Richard. -Bye-bye.
- 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,884 Bye, sweetie. ! love you.
- 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,678 I love you too.
- 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,604 I think my boyfriend's ever so dreamy.
- 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:18,150 I wonder what our wedding will be like.
- 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,945 What are you talking about? What wedding?
- 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,031 Come on. You never talk about that?
- 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,116 No, never.
- 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,577 We're just living in the moment.
- 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:32,789 It is so nice for once not to get hung up on, "Where is this going?"
- 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:36,126 - Afraid to ask him? -Could not be more terrified.
- 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:39,171 I think you should seriously consider marriage.
- 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:43,175 Give Rachel another chance to dress like Princess Bubble Yum.
- 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:48,597 MONICA: Where's Benny?
- 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,891 There he is!
- 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,517 Where's Benny?
- 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,519 There he is!
- 00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:01,943 That's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grownups to cut it out.
- 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,947 Hey, I got a question for you.
- 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,158 Just a little thing, no pressure.
- 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:09,451 Okay.
- 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:14,748 Do you ever, uh, think about the future?
- 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,166 Sure, I do.
- 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,460 Yeah? Am I in it?
- 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:20,712 Honey...
- 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,172 ...you are it.
- 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,510 Oh, God. You're about to get so lucky.
- 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:27,969 -Yeah? -Yeah.
- 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,267 -Keep talking. -Well...
- 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:37,396 ...sometimes I think about selling my practice.
- 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,358 We could move to France.
- 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:44,736 -Make French toast. -Ooh.
- 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,154 Okay, so...
- 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,448 ...we're in France...
- 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,576 ...and we're making the toast.
- 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:55,288 Do you see a little bassinet in the corner?
- 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,624 Like a hound?
- 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,878 Not a basset.
- 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,672 A bassinet.
- 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:08,176 You really need the bassinet?
- 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:12,597 Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog.
- 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:19,187 -Do you not see kids in our future? -Oh. Heh.
- 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:20,772 I love children.
- 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,858 I have children.
- 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,486 I don't wanna be 70 when our kids go off to college...
- 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,405 ...and our life can finally start.
- 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:33,577 -Hm. -Look.
- 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,370 I want you...
- 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:36,913 ...now.
- 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:41,960 Well, that's great. We don't need to talk about this now.
- 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:46,423 Really, I mean this is so, like, way, way, way in the future.
- 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:50,343 I'm talking hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet. Heh, heh.
- 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,684 Come on, Chandler. I want this part so much.
- 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,812 Just one kiss. I won't tell anyone.
- 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,148 Joey, no means no.
- 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,359 Hey.
- 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,822 I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep.
- 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:17,370 Aw, Rach, I think you look cute.
- 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,124 And you. You....
- 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:25,712 -You, I could eat you with a spoon. -Get away from me. I said no.
- 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,758 Richard buzzed. He's downstairs.
- 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:33,303 Richard's here? I should run down, say goodbye to him.
- 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,767 RACHEL: Bye. PHOEBE: Good luck.
- 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,104 How's your date with your cyber-chick going?
- 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,606 Hey, what is all that?
- 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,901 It's a web site. It's the Guggenheim Museum.
- 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,237 She likes art...
- 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,156 ...and I like funny words.
- 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,992 What does she mean by "H.H."?
- 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,996 It means we're holding hands.
- 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,624 Are you the cutest?
- 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,085 I'm afraid ! might just be.
- 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,840 I think it's so great that you're totally into this person...
- 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:15,887 ...yet for all you know, she could be 90 years old or have two heads.
- 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,807 It could be a guy.
- 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,769 It's not a guy, all right? I know her.
- 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,480 It could be like a big, giant guy.
- 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:32,779 Man, I got this close to him, and Monica kneed me in the back.
- 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,614 What's going on?
- 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,784 We're wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
- 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,911 Ask her how long she's gonna live.
- 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:41,746 Women live longer than men.
- 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,711 How do you not fall down more?
- 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:53,049 Okay, ask her what is her method of birth control.
- 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,509 All right.
- 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:56,928 [COMPUTER BEEPS]
- 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:00,807 "My husband is sleeping with his secretary."
- 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,852 She's married?
- 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,688 At least we know she's a woman.
- 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,817 I can't believe she's married.
- 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,236 Oh, man, !'m sorry.
- 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,616 This must be really tough for you.
- 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:25,832 I read this article that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings...
- 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,918 ...because when pigeons eat rice, it kills them.
- 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,713 That's why you never see pigeons in sushi bars.
- 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:33,757 [BOTH LAUGH!NG]
- 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:37,010 -See, we're having fun. -Oh, absolutely.
- 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,139 I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not gonna think about.
- 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,641 Neither am l.
- 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,727 Hey, there. Are you all right?
- 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:49,689 Yeah. But in the bathroom, I saw the window I crawled out of at my wedding.
- 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,902 And, God, I just started thinking I shouldn't be here. ! shouldn't.
- 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:58,323 People are gonna be looking at me and judging me and thinking about the last time.
- 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,950 Sweetie, it's gonna be okay. It's a wedding.
- 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,119 Generally, people focus on the bride.
- 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,288 I know, you're right.
- 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,624 Alrighty. Everybody look at me. Good.
- 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,418 It's time. Bridesmaids and ushers...
- 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,545 ...let's see two lines. Thank you.
- 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:16,091 I'll see you after the thing.
- 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,094 -Okay. Good luck. -Thank you. Okay.
- 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,637 Okay.
- 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,598 Ah.
- 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,814 Why didn't you tell me?
- 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,065 What could I do?
- 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:35,360 Stand up and shout, "Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!"
- 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,487 Oh, my God. This is so humiliating.
- 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:40,907 The only thing that tops that was when ! was in eighth grade...
- 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:44,703 ...and I had to sing the "Copacabana" in front of the entire school.
- 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,788 Two lines into it, I ran and freaked out.
- 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,332 Oh, my God. My entire life's flashing before my eyes.
- 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,669 Rach, look, I remember that. It wasn't so bad.
- 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,880 Ross, would you stop! You got me. I'm dating you.
- 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,425 MR. WElNBERG: Rachel.
- 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,844 Hi, Mr. Weinberg. Hi, Mrs. Weinberg.
- 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,680 It's wonderful to see you again, my dear.
- 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:07,267 In fact, I hardly expected to see so much.
- 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,230 -You told me you didn't see anything. -I tell you a lot of things.
- 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:17,193 Well, it's wonderful to have you up and about again, dear.
- 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,945 MR. WElNBERG: Stay well.
- 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:24,951 That's the third time someone has said something like that to me today.
- 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,953 -Rach! RACHEL: Hi.
- 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,622 -Oh, my God, I'm married! -I know!
- 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:32,417 I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter, hyphen, Farber.
- 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,587 I am so proud of you, Min.
- 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:36,838 Min.
- 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,424 Oh, Rach. Still here.
- 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:43,136 At our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.
- 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,888 Yeah, ! love that story.
- 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,266 Ahem. I have a question for you guys.
- 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,686 Why do people keep saying it's good to see me up and about?
- 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,773 After you ran out on your wedding...
- 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,193 ...Barry's parents told people you were sort of...
- 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,323 -Insane? -From the syphilis.
- 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,116 What?
- 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,204 What were they gonna say? You didn't love me anymore? Come on.
- 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:12,916 Angela?
- 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,501 Joey Tribbiani.
- 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:18,379 Listen, what are you doing tonight?
- 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:22,550 I know you're seeing that guy. I was thinking maybe you could bring him....
- 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,053 Hello? Hello?
- 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,437 [COMPUTER BLEEPING]
- 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:39,234 You gonna answer her? That's the 1 0th bing-bong message she's sent.
- 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:42,821 -She wants to know what's wrong. -What's wrong? You're married!
- 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,489 That's what's wrong!
- 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,491 [COMPUTER BLEEPING]
- 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,201 Oh, my.
- 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,662 -What? -She wants to meet you in person.
- 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,665 Look, Phoebe, I wanted to meet her in person too.
- 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,167 But she's married. She has a husband.
- 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,838 What if the husband is the wrong guy and you are the right guy?
- 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,674 You don't get chances like this all the time.
- 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,677 If you don't meet her, you'll kick yourself when you're 80...
- 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,388 ...which is hard to do and that's how you break a hip.
- 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,559 Okay. I'll do it.
- 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:17,397 Okay, great! Put on your shoes and then march out there and meet her.
- 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,525 No, wait! You have to take a shower because ew!
- 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,026 And I'll get the....
- 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,278 [COMPUTER BLEEPING]
- 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,405 No, you have to answer her. Answer her first.
- 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,658 No, make some coffee because it's too much.
- 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,745 MAN [S!NGlNG]: Tall and tan, and young and lovely
- 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,207 Okay, one more, please. I'm gonna get it in this time.
- 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,293 Okay, last chance.
- 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,842 Again, I'm sorry.
- 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,600 You know what, maybe I don't need to have children.
- 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:57,478 Maybe I just think I do because that's what society...
- 00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,731 ...and by that I mean my mom...
- 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,984 ...has always convinced me that !--
- 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,070 But ! want her so badly
- 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,157 I do.
- 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,035 I have to have children. I'm sorry, ! just do.
- 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,746 [TAPPlNG ON GLASS]
- 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,998 BEST MAN: Yo, could I have your attention?
- 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,334 Best man making a toast here.
- 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,127 Thank you. Ahem.
- 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,340 I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel.
- 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,133 WOMAN: Huh?
- 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,426 [PEOPLE MURMUR!NG]
- 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,013 What? You hired the same band. I can't use the same speech?
- 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,389 [DRUMS BEATING]
- 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,266 Thank you. Thank you very much.
- 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,353 Anyway, I wish you both...
- 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,939 -...a wonderful life together. MINDY: Aw.
- 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,148 And, Rachel.
- 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,652 -What? -No, no, in all seriousness.
- 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,780 Not a lot of women would have the guts to come back here.
- 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,616 And even fewer who'd do it with their asses hanging out.
- 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,284 [DRUMS BEATING]
- 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,577 That's it.
- 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,665 [ROSS TAPS GLASS]
- 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,335 I'd like to add something to that.
- 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,713 -What are you adding? What are you adding? -It's okay. !t's okay.
- 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,634 Most of you don't know me. I'm RacheI's boyfriend...
- 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:10,927 Oh, dear God.
- 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,179 ...Ross.
- 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,473 And I'd just like to say that...
- 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:20,228 ...it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight.
- 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,271 And just for the record...
- 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,651 ...she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis.
- 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,277 [DRUMS BEATING]
- 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,864 What are you doing? !'m serious.
- 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,242 The reason...
- 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,954 ...she walked out on Barry is simply that...
- 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,706 ...she didn't love him.
- 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,584 Which, incidentally, worked out pretty well for me. Heh, heh.
- 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,010 Cheers.
- 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,680 -See you in the parking lot. -No, Rach.
- 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,643 BARRY: And once again, she is out of here!
- 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,354 Okay, who had 9:45? Hm?
- 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,108 [PEOPLE MURMUR!NG]
- 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,196 RACHEL: Heh.
- 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,829 You know what, Bar? I'm not gonna leave.
- 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,249 I probably should, but I'm not.
- 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,795 I promised myself I'd make it through at least one of your weddings.
- 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,845 Tonight, all I wanted was to make it through this evening...
- 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,308 ...with a little bit of grace and dignity.
- 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,687 Well, I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen.
- 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,943 I guess there's nothing really left to say...
- 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,237 ...except....
- 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,953 SING!NG: Her name was Lola
- 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,541 She was a showgirl
- 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,378 With yellow feath--
- 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,422 Feathers in her hair
- 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,675 And a dress cut down to there
- 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,427 She would....
- 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,887 Merengue -Merengue
- 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,263 Thank you, honey.
- 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,016 And do the cha-cha
- 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:26,854 And while she'd like to be a star Tony always tended bar
- 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,147 Wait, wait!
- 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,732 Everybody!
- 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,359 ALL [SlNGING]: Copa
- 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,902 Copacabana
- 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,823 The hottest spot north of Havana
- 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,366 At the Copa
- 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,993 Copacabana
- 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:46,249 Music and passion were always In fashion at the Copa
- 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,377 [BAND PLAYlNG "SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME"]
- 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,130 There's a somebody I'm longing....
- 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,631 Okay.
- 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,591 I'll do it.
- 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,260 You'll do what?
- 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,263 If kids is what it takes to be with you, then kids it is.
- 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,682 Oh, my God.
- 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,393 If I have to, I'll do it all again.
- 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,854 I'll do the 4:00 feeding thing.
- 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,981 I'll go to the PTA meetings.
- 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,108 I'll coach the soccer team.
- 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,403 -Really? -Yeah, if I have to.
- 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,905 Monica...
- 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,702 ...I don't wanna lose you.
- 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,497 So if ! have to do it all again...
- 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,124 ...then ! will.
- 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,838 You are the most wonderful man.
- 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,758 And if you hadn't have said...
- 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,679 ..."lf I have to," like, 1 7 times...
- 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,224 ...then !'d be saying, "Okay, let's do it."
- 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,895 But you're not.
- 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:56,277 Oh, my God. I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say.
- 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,533 I wanna have a baby.
- 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,749 But ! don't want to have one with someone who doesn't really want to have one.
- 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:13,628 God.
- 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,922 [S!GHS]
- 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,010 I love you.
- 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,767 I know you do.
- 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,938 Me too.
- 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,696 So what now?
- 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,659 I guess we just...
- 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,203 ...keep dancing.
- 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:53,793 Someone to watch
- 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,379 Over me
- 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,719 CHANDLER: Where is she? Where is she?
- 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,554 Oh, hey, ! have a question.
- 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:06,806 Where is she?
- 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,101 Chandler. Relax, Chandler. She'll be here.
- 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,146 CHANDLER: Oh, oh, oh. That's her.
- 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,817 Yeah, because life's just that kind.
- 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,528 PHOEBE: You gotta stop staring at the door...
- 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,029 ...like a watched pot.
- 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,366 If you keep looking at it, the door's never gonna boil.
- 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,662 I think what you have to do is try not to....
- 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,044 Oh, my God.
- 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,007 Oh...
- 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,050 ...my...
- 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:44,927 ...God.
- 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,229 GROUP: Oh...
- 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,439 ...my...
- 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,940 ...God.
- 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,533 All right.
- 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,370 I've been feeling incredibly guilty because ! wanna be a good friend.
- 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,458 And damn it, ! am a good friend. So shut up and close your eyes.
- 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,379 Wow.
- 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,591 You are a good friend.
- 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,177 The audition was this morning, and I didn't get it.
- 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,514 But that was a hell of a kiss.
- 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,808 Rachel is a very lucky girl.
- 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,775 [English - US - SDH]
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