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The One with the Two Parties
Сезон: 02Серия: 22
Описание
Рэйчел возвращается с выпускного вечера своей сестры, разозлённая на родителей за то, что они испортили всё своим бесконечным скандалом из-за развода. Обеспокоенная тем, что родители не поладят и на её дне рождения, она подумывает вообще не приглашать их, хотя Моника пригласила мать Рэйчел, Сандру. Однако всё быстро идёт наперекосяк, когда отец Рэйчел, доктор Грин, неожиданно появляется на вечеринке прямо перед Сандрой, и компания устраивает импровизированную вторую вечеринку в квартире Чендлера и Джои, чтобы разлучить враждующую пару. Вторая вечеринка оказывается веселее и оживлённее, чем планировала Моника, в результате чего некоторые гости (включая Гюнтера) уходят на вторую вечеринку с помощью Фиби. Компания пытается разделить Гринов на протяжении всей ночи, и Рэйчел по очереди посещает две вечеринки. В итоге она впадает в депрессию, сетуя на неизбежное будущее без родителей. Чендлер, переживший болезненный опыт развода родителей, утешает её. Сандра и доктор Грин успешно разлучены, несмотря на многочисленные опасные ситуации, и Джои целует первую, когда та уходит в конце вечеринки.
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- 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:10,551 So I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth.
- 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:13,220 Since it's RacheI's birthday and we want it to be special...
- 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,597 -...I thought !'d poach a salmon. GROUP: Oh.
- 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,099 What?
- 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,561 Question: Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
- 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,147 You wanna be in charge of the food committee?
- 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:26,400 Question two: Why do we always have parties with committees?
- 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,736 Yeah, yeah. Why can't we just get some pizzas...
- 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:30,946 -...and gets some beers and have fun? -Yeah.
- 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,657 Yeah, ! agree. You know, I think fancy parties are only fun...
- 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,869 ...if you're fancy on the inside, and I'm just not sure we are.
- 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,664 All right. You guys don't want it to be special?
- 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,500 Fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
- 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,462 -Joey, they're not real. -Huh? Huh.
- 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:50,883 I start miles beneath the surface of these things, okay? They're fake.
- 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,593 See? Honk, honk.
- 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:57,347 Wow, it's like porno for clowns.
- 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,484 I talked to RacheI's sisters. Neither of them can come.
- 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:54,154 Okay, so ! still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper.
- 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,532 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh, no Shannon Cooper.
- 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:58,117 Why not her?
- 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:01,203 Because she, uh.... She steals stuff.
- 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,290 Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff...
- 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,627 ...and Joey slept with her and never called her back.
- 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,507 -Joey, that is horrible. -Hey, I liked her.
- 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:17,010 All right? Maybe too much. I don't know.
- 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:19,471 I guess I just got scared.
- 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,391 I'm sorry. ! didn't know.
- 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:26,145 Heh. I didn't think anyone would buy that. Okay.
- 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:31,233 -Hi, honey. How did it go? -Ugh. It was the graduation from hell.
- 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:34,570 You know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.
- 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,948 You know, I mean, this is supposed to be a joyous occasion.
- 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:41,326 My sister's graduating from college. Nobody thought she would.
- 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:45,581 It's a true testament to what a girl from Long Island would do for a Celica.
- 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,001 -So, what happened? -My parents happened.
- 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,296 All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly...
- 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:55,549 ...and not talk about the divorce. But no.
- 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,635 They got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address.
- 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:02,723 Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them.
- 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,393 Ugh. But you know what? You know what the good news is?
- 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,437 I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours.
- 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,147 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,650 Okay, so ! guess we don't invite her parents.
- 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:16,361 -Well, how about just her mom? -Why her mom?
- 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,697 Because I already invited her.
- 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,283 Ooh, did you ask Stacy Roth?
- 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,743 Uh, can't invite her.
- 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:26,955 She also steals.
- 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,798 Okay, here are the candles. Where's the birthday cake?
- 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:40,844 Okay, we're not having birthday cake. We're having birthday flan.
- 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:44,139 Excuse me?
- 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,308 It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert.
- 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,018 Whoa, that's nice.
- 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,854 Happy birthday, Rachel. Here's some goo.
- 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,523 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,196 MONICA: Dr. Green.
- 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,323 Oh, my God. It's RacheI's dad.
- 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,285 What are you doing here?
- 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:08,205 What, the father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
- 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,290 No, no, the father can.
- 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:14,211 But, um, since I am the roommate, I can tell you that she's not here.
- 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,338 And I'll pass along the message. Okay? So bye-bye.
- 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:20,342 Oh. You're having a party.
- 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,177 No, no, not a party.
- 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:25,764 Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows.
- 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,810 -Uh, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey. -I'll never remember all of that.
- 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,479 So, uh, what's the deal?
- 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:36,400 Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? ls that it?
- 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,860 This isn't your first surprise party, is it, sir?
- 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:41,780 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,574 Hi, Monica.
- 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,372 The Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.
- 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,709 So basically, just a Chinese guy.
- 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:55,627 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:59,798 Hey, Dr. Green, come with me. We'll put your jacket on RacheI's bed.
- 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:04,886 All right. That sounds like a two-person job.
- 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,434 Well, my goodness. What was that?
- 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:12,894 Sandra, I am so sorry. I thought you were Rachel.
- 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,646 And we weren't ready for you yet.
- 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:18,608 -You thought ! was Rachel? -Yes, because, uh, you look so young.
- 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:21,403 And because you're both, you know, white women.
- 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,199 Oh, I missed you kids.
- 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,368 Well, should ! put my coat in the bedroom?
- 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:29,911 No.
- 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,540 -No, I'll take that for you. -Oh, well, thank you.
- 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,376 -Okay. -Such a gentleman. Thank you.
- 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:38,879 Oh.
- 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:43,633 Oh, it all looks so nice. So festive. All the balloons.
- 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,929 Oh, the funniest thing happened to me on the way here.
- 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,557 -I was driving-- -That's great. Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:57,105 I can't wait to hear the rest, but I have to go to the bathroom.
- 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,107 So-- Hey, come with me.
- 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,902 -What? -Yeah, yeah. lt will be like we're gal pals.
- 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,905 You know, like at a restaurant. Oh, it'll be fun. Come on.
- 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,281 Ha, ha. Come on.
- 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:14,373 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Okay, think. Think.
- 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,666 What would Jack and Chrissy do?
- 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:22,214 Okay, now that your coat is safely in the bed--
- 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,674 Okay. We can come back out in the living room. Ha, ha.
- 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:29,304 So, Joey and Chandler, I think it's time that you take Dr. Green over to your place.
- 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,056 Uh, yes, absolutely.
- 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,642 Um, why, again?
- 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:37,521 Because that's where the party is, you goon.
- 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,774 See, this is just the staging area.
- 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,276 -Right, it's the staging area. -This is the staging area.
- 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:46,321 This is clearly in the wrong apartment.
- 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:55,539 All right, you guys are off to party number one.
- 00:06:56,457 --> 00:07:00,710 And you.... You are off to party number two.
- 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,548 All right, fellas, let's keep it moving, let's keep it moving.
- 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:09,302 Chandler, could you at least send some women to my party.
- 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,555 [DOOR BUZZER]
- 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:13,974 Okay, that's Ross. All right.
- 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,143 Okay, they're coming. Shh!
- 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,610 Thank you for such a wonderful dinner.
- 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,654 Thanks for being born.
- 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:30,615 Oh, thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect.
- 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,451 -Aw. -I love you.
- 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,954 Oh. Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay?
- 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,416 Hmm. Now I love you even more.
- 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,548 ALL: Surprise!
- 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,009 Oh, my gosh. Wow.
- 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:52,220 Oh, Monica. Oh, my God. Mom.
- 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,722 This is so great.
- 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,974 SANDRA: Happy birthday, sweetie.
- 00:07:56,142 --> 00:08:00,353 Wow. You. I had no idea.
- 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:01,646 -Really? -No, I knew.
- 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,190 All right.
- 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,610 Everybody, there's food and drinks on the table.
- 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:08,111 -Go across the hall. BOTH: What?
- 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,654 Right now, Joey and Chandler's. Go.
- 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,531 -Why? -Just go.
- 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,827 -Weird. ALL: Surprise!
- 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,205 [LAUGHlNG]
- 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:21,583 Happy birthday, sweet pea.
- 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,668 Daddy! Ha, ha.
- 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,259 Both of them are here? Both of them? Both of them are here?
- 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,928 Well, we could count again?
- 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:34,346 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
- 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,390 -I can't believe this is happening. -You know what? This is ridiculous.
- 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:40,101 Okay, this is your birthday, this is your party.
- 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:43,647 I say we just put them all together. If they can't deal with it, who cares?
- 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:46,233 -I do. -That's who.
- 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,152 Look, are you gonna be okay?
- 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,363 Well, I have to be. I don't really have a choice.
- 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,323 I mean, I can look at the bright side.
- 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:56,284 I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
- 00:08:56,452 --> 00:09:00,413 Well, actually just one birthday flan.
- 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:06,253 -What? -It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert.
- 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,130 Look, talk to Monica. She's on the food committee.
- 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:15,720 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
- 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:19,558 Joe, Joe, hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, "! want you, Dennis"...
- 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,352 ...and stuck her tongue down my throat.
- 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,354 I love this party.
- 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:27,107 -Quick volleyball question. -Volleyball.
- 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,025 Yeah, we set up a court in your room.
- 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:32,028 Uh, you didn't like that gray lamp, did you?
- 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,115 Joey, a woman just stuck her tongue down my throat.
- 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,325 I'm not even listening to you.
- 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,954 G!RL: Dennis. -Okay, that's me.
- 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,915 Listen, ahem, honey, can you keep Dad occupied?
- 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,875 I'm gonna go talk to Mom for a while.
- 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:48,628 Okay, do you have any ideas for any openers?
- 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:52,716 Uh, let's just stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter"...
- 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,968 ...and you should be okay.
- 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,097 Okay, people, I want you to take a piece of paper--
- 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:03,143 Here you go. And write down your most embarrassing memory.
- 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,895 And I do ask that when you're not using the markers...
- 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,106 ...you put the caps back on them...
- 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,734 ...because they will dry out.
- 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,069 Hi, Dr. Green.
- 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,324 So how's everything in the, uh...
- 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:20,910 ...vascular surgery game?
- 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:25,665 It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.
- 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,834 I'm sorry.
- 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,212 See, that's the good thing about my job.
- 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:35,383 All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.
- 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,472 Listen, you guys, um, I don't mean to be a pain about this...
- 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,850 ...but, um, !'ve noticed that some of you are just placing them on.
- 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,977 You want to push the caps...
- 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,981 ...until you hear them click.
- 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,693 Gunther. Where you going?
- 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:56,571 I, uh, was sort of thinking about maybe--
- 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,866 No. No, you can't go. No, this is fun.
- 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,495 Come on, come on, we're just getting started. Here's your marker.
- 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,832 Listen, if you want to go, just go.
- 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,752 No. She'll yell at me again.
- 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,755 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,840 All right, ahem, I can get you out.
- 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,467 What?
- 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,718 Shh.
- 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,429 In a minute, I'm gonna create a diversion.
- 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:24,224 When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.
- 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:29,354 -I think I need a drink. -Oh, I'll get it for you.
- 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,606 -What do you want? -Scotch.
- 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:36,194 All right, I'll be back in 1 0 seconds with your Scotch on the rocks in a glass.
- 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,737 Neat.
- 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,698 -Cool. GREEN: No, no, no.
- 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,826 Neat, as in no rocks.
- 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,370 Heh. I know.
- 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,126 Oh, hello, Ross. Now, where have you been?
- 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:55,380 Hi. Uh, I have been in the bathroom.
- 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,217 Ahem. Stay clear of the salmon mousse.
- 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,473 Oh. Scotch neat.
- 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,851 You know, that's RacheI's father's drink.
- 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,602 Oh. Huh.
- 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:12,355 Mine too. !sn't that neat?
- 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,315 Scotch neat.
- 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,192 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,571 Would you excuse me?
- 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,452 Hey. Hey.
- 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,371 Where are you sneaking off to, mister? Heh.
- 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,957 I'm getting my cigarettes out of my jacket.
- 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,001 -No. -No. What do you mean "no"?
- 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,629 No, um, see, because that's the staging area.
- 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:40,383 You go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party.
- 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,553 Yeah, ! think, you take your Scotch back in there...
- 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:47,140 ...and I will get your cigarettes for you, sir.
- 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,602 -And get my glasses too. -All righty-roo.
- 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,317 What a great moment to say that for the first time.
- 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,991 Okay, the first person's most embarrassing memory is:
- 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,619 "Monica, your party sucks."
- 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,121 All right. Very funny.
- 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,541 PHOEBE: Oh, no. Ooh. Did someone forget to use a coaster?
- 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,251 MONICA: What?
- 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,968 I don't see anything.
- 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,347 Great, !'m seeing water rings again.
- 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,602 Ross, whose glasses are those?
- 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,771 Mine.
- 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,857 You wear bifocals?
- 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,359 Mm-hm.
- 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,987 I have a condition apparently...
- 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,240 ...that I require...
- 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,077 ...two different sets of focals.
- 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,872 Do you know my husband has glasses just like that?
- 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,209 -Oh. -Well, those are very popular frames.
- 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,753 Neil Sedaka wears them.
- 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,384 I hear you can get people out of here.
- 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,887 -Rachel? -Yeah?
- 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:11,140 You didn't tell me your boyfriend smokes.
- 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,643 Yeah, like a chimney.
- 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,229 Big smoker.
- 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,148 Big, big smoker.
- 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:23,486 In fact, I'm gonna go out into the hallway and fire up this bad boy.
- 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,877 Are you wearing my glasses?
- 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,796 Yes.
- 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,886 I was just warming up the earpieces for you.
- 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,138 Thank you.
- 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,641 Is that one of my cigarettes?
- 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,273 Yeah.
- 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:04,777 Yes, it is. I was just moistening the tip.
- 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:10,033 Okay, okay. She's taking the trash out, so I can get you out of here.
- 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,577 But it has to be now. She'll be back any minute.
- 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,912 What about my friend Victor?
- 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,624 No, only the three of you. Any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
- 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,460 -All right. Let me just get my coat. -There isn't time.
- 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,464 Just leave everything.
- 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,091 They'll take care of you next door.
- 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,677 Is it true they have beer?
- 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,847 Everything you've heard is true.
- 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,351 Could you guys please try and keep it down?
- 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,270 We're trying to start a Boggle tournament.
- 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,564 [BOTH LAUGH!NG]
- 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,694 You. And you.
- 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:50,990 You're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther.
- 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,080 What are you doing here?
- 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,790 Um....
- 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,877 Hey, welcome to the fo--
- 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:06,673 Phoebe?
- 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,759 All right, I'm sorry. But these people needed me.
- 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,261 You know, they work hard all week. It's Saturday night.
- 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,806 They deserve to have a little fun. Go.
- 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,725 You know, my party is fun.
- 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,645 I mean, maybe it's a little quieter, less obvious sort of fun.
- 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,023 But, you know, if people would just give it a chance, it's--
- 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:32,740 -You want me to see a therapist? -Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem.
- 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:36,703 You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
- 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,789 Okay, Mom, you know what? Fine. I'll make an appointment.
- 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:43,376 Okay? But you know what? Right now, I gotta go. I gotta go do a thing.
- 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:48,381 Did you know your mother spent $1 200 on bonsai trees?
- 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,426 I felt like Gulliver around that place.
- 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,761 Daddy, Daddy, I really want to hear more about this...
- 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:57,890 ...I really do, but I just have to do, uh, some stuff.
- 00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:01,144 You work and you work and you work at a marriage...
- 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,730 ...but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
- 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:06,816 You work and you work and you work on a boat.
- 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,902 He always ridiculed my pottery classes.
- 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,071 And you sand it and you varnish it.
- 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,908 But when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.
- 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:19,203 One night of her yoga and her Bridges of Madison County....
- 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,290 sANDRA: Scotch, cigarettes.... gEEEN: Bonsais, the Chihuahua....
- 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,667 SANDRA: I've only been in therapy three weeks now but--
- 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,336 GREEN: What the he/l does she want with half a boat?
- 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,886 Okay, okay, okay, you can be shirts and I'll be skins.
- 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,680 I'll be skins.
- 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,850 [S!GHS]
- 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,561 Hey.
- 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,730 How you holding up there, tiger?
- 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:51,694 Oh. Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of "tigers."
- 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:56,074 Ahem. I got a lot of "champs," "chiefs," "sports."
- 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,034 Ahem. I even got a "governor."
- 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,453 [S!GHS]
- 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,915 This is it, isn't it? I mean, this is what my life is gonna be like.
- 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,501 My mom there, my dad there.
- 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,128 Thanksgiving, Christmas.
- 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:14,008 She gets the house, he's in some condo my sister's gonna decorate with wicker.
- 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,053 Chandler, how did you get through this?
- 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:21,557 Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program...
- 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,935 ...of denial...
- 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,729 ...and wetting the bed.
- 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,859 You know, I just-- It's so weird.
- 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:36,697 I mean, I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other.
- 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,784 All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July.
- 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,371 Because it reminded you of the way...
- 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,873 ...our forefathers used to bitch at each other?
- 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:47,917 It's just this thing.
- 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:52,380 Every year we would go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks.
- 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:57,051 Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big.
- 00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:00,513 My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side...
- 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,224 ...and my dad would be upset because nobody was helping.
- 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,769 And then when we did help, he would scream at us for doing it wrong.
- 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,313 [S!GHS]
- 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:14,193 But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up.
- 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,946 You know, and it'd get really cold.
- 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,908 And we'd all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket.
- 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:24,120 It never occurred to anybody to bring another one.
- 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,874 And now it's....
- 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,587 Yeah, ! know.
- 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,862 MONICA: Thanks for coming. I hope you had fun.
- 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,198 All right, Monica, dear, I'm gonna hit the road.
- 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,284 Now, I've left my 1 0 verbs on the table.
- 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,786 Yes, and you be sure and send me that finished poem.
- 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,997 -Okay, will do. So glad you came. -All right, dear.
- 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,625 -I think I saw Rachel out in the hall. -Okay, let me go check.
- 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,293 Oh, all right.
- 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,963 -Your mom wants to say goodbye. -Oh, okay.
- 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,257 SANDRA: Happy birthday, sweetie.
- 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,092 RACHEL: Okay.
- 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,553 JOEY: Uh, you drive safe.
- 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,681 RACHEL: Okay. -What are you doing?
- 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:30,478 I'm getting ready for the water skiing.
- 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,939 Okay, big hug. One more. Come on.
- 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,443 How are you?
- 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,530 -Dr. Green. Where are you going? -To get my coat.
- 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,366 No, no, no. We'll get that for you.
- 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,369 All right, all right. I can get my own coat.
- 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,247 [ALL SlNGING]
- 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,796 Sorry, we're on a major flan high.
- 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,260 Oh, no. No, you're not supposed to be here.
- 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,846 This is the staging area. It's all wrong. You should leave.
- 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:09,225 Ha, ha. You know, just get out.
- 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,812 [JOEY & ROSS & JOEY YELLlNG]
- 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,069 Or perhaps you'd like a creme de menthe.
- 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,739 I have to be heading toward my chateau. Thank you.
- 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,867 All right, well, then ! guess we're going back into the hallway again.
- 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,995 Thanks for coming, Mrs. Green.
- 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,506 Okay.
- 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,426 You take care.
- 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,723 Oh, you kids.
- 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,727 Well.
- 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:57,064 This is the best party I've been to in years.
- 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,567 Thank you.
- 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:07,325 MONICA: Okay, everybody, it's time for flan.
- 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:11,078 CHANDLER: Yep. Get ready for the gelatinous fun.
- 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,790 JOEY: Kind of looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection.
- 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,209 MONICA: Okay, that's enough.
- 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,463 PHOEBE: Okay, Rachel, make a special flan wish.
- 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,424 RACHEL: Okay, I've got one.
- 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,219 [GROUP CHEERlNG]
- 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:28,971 MAN: Heads up.
- 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:34,060 RACHEL: Wow. Those things almost never come true.
- 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,111 [English - US - SDH]
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