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Эпизод с хулиганами
The One with the Bullies
Сезон: 02Серия: 21
Описание
Росс и Чендлер вступают в конфликт с двумя хулиганами в кофейне из-за дивана, где обычно собирается компания, один из которых крадет шляпу Чендлера. Затем хулиганы выгоняют Росса и Чендлера из кофейни за то, что те «занимают» диван. Устав от домашних «капучино», Росс и Чендлер решают дать отпор хулиганам. Четверо мужчин уже собираются драться за диван возле кофейни, когда их личные вещи крадут уличные грабители. В конце концов, они мирятся друг с другом, объединив усилия, чтобы вернуть свои вещи, хотя хулиган, который все еще носит шляпу Чендлера, отказывается ее вернуть. У Моники, у которой осталось всего 127 долларов, играя на фондовом рынке, она пытается избежать предложения о работе в безвкусной закусочной в стиле 1950-х годов под названием Moondance Diner, после того как прошла собеседование. В итоге ей все равно приходится работать в этой закусочной, потеряв все свои сбережения из-за неразумных инвестиций. Работа требует от Моники носить нелепую униформу и танцевать на прилавке под старые песни, что её очень расстраивает. Тем временем Фиби несколько раз пытается навестить своего биологического отца, одна из которых заканчивается тем, что она случайно сбивает семейную собаку. Когда она наконец набирается смелости позвонить в дверь и вернуть собаку, Фиби встречает своего сводного брата, Фрэнка Буффе-младшего (Джованни Рибизи), и узнаёт, что их отец бросил свою вторую семью четыре года назад. После этого Фиби и Фрэнк-младший впервые решают почувствовать себя братьями и сёстрами.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:04,461 Stocks and bonds are moving higher....
- 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:07,131 Why are we watching the Business Channel?
- 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:11,260 Because the other day ! saw there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it.
- 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,430 Sometimes it takes two or three hours before it comes up again.
- 00:00:14,597 --> 00:00:17,349 But when it does, it's exciting.
- 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,061 Hmm, okay, honey, you really need a job.
- 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:22,312 [CHANDLER CHUCKLES]
- 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,357 Dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.
- 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:29,236 Right there! That's the third sign today. Right there.
- 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:33,699 On behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say, "Huh?"
- 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:37,661 No, you just said "dad." And everywhere I go today...
- 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:40,456 ...I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father.
- 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:43,876 Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet.
- 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,337 Which is my father's last name.
- 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,256 ALL [lN UNISON]: Ah.
- 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,216 And they were serving franks...
- 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,927 ...which is his first name, minus the "s" at the end.
- 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,679 RACHEL: Yes. ROSS: All right.
- 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:59,683 And there was a rotisserie with a spinning chicken.
- 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,478 His lndian name?
- 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:07,149 No. Because I chickened out the last time...
- 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:11,361 ...when I tried to meet him. So coincidences? I don't think so.
- 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,864 -Very freaky. -Eerie.
- 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,783 Who wants the last hamburger?
- 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:18,118 That's it. Now ! have to go see him, ha, ha.
- 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:19,411 Why?
- 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,831 Hamburger? McDonald's?
- 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:25,918 Old McDonald had a farm. My dad is a pharmacist.
- 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,836 ROSS: Ah.
- 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,426 Man, I am so beat.
- 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,178 Oh, yeah.
- 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,639 You wanna forget racquetball and hang out?
- 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,391 Yeah, all right.
- 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:28,814 -Hey, you're in our seats. -Oh, sorry, we didn't know.
- 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,649 Hey, we were sitting there.
- 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,986 Okay. There is one more way to say it.
- 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,863 -Who knows it? Ha, ha. -Ha, ha.
- 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:42,077 -Is that supposed to be funny? -Actually, I was going for colorful.
- 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,996 -What's with this guy? -What's with you?
- 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:46,748 Uh, nothing. Nothing's with him.
- 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,375 Enjoy your coffee.
- 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,009 What just happened?
- 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:01,847 I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too.
- 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,100 My joke is that I took your hat.
- 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,644 That is funny.
- 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:09,646 Can ! have it back?
- 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:10,981 No.
- 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,151 -No? -No.
- 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,778 Okay. Okay.
- 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,030 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,866 You know what? I think you're very funny.
- 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,952 Kudos on that hat joke. Ha, ha.
- 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,999 But come on, guys, just give him back the hat.
- 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,460 Why should we?
- 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,879 Because it's a special hat.
- 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:37,591 He bought it because he was feeling down one day.
- 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,134 So he got the hat...
- 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,470 ...to cheer himself up, you know?
- 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:45,557 -Now, Chandler-- -Stop talking. Stop talking now.
- 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,645 Let me get this straight. You're stealing my hat?
- 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:50,896 You got a problem?
- 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,774 I just want to make sure we're on the same page.
- 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,487 How'd the interview go?
- 00:03:58,696 --> 00:03:59,988 It bit.
- 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,325 It was a '50s theme restaurant.
- 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:07,079 I'd have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter.
- 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,581 I was a sous-chef at Cafe des Artistes.
- 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:14,294 How can I take a job where I have to make Laverne-and-Curly Fries?
- 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,797 -Don't do it. -How can I not do it?
- 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,799 I have $127 in the bank.
- 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:22,010 Monica, relax. Go get a beer.
- 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,512 I don't want a beer.
- 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,138 Who said it was for you?
- 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,771 BOTH [IN UNlSON]: Hi.
- 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,148 What's the matter?
- 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,527 Some mean guys at the coffeehouse took my hat.
- 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,445 -No. -You're kidding.
- 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:43,073 ROSS: lt was ridiculous. These guys were bullies.
- 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,200 Actual bullies.
- 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:48,203 We're grownups. This kind of stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
- 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,622 -Oh, hi. -Hi.
- 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,249 CHANDLER: Oh....
- 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,043 Oh, no, wait a minute. ! have no one.
- 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:01,466 Let's go down there and get your hat back.
- 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:05,846 Forget it. !t's probably stripped and sold for parts by now.
- 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,891 -Hey. I went up! -What?
- 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:13,437 My stock, MEG, it went up two points.
- 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:17,858 Do you realize that if I'd invested my $1 27 in myself yesterday...
- 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,737 ...that I'd, like, have a lot more than that today.
- 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,823 You know what? I'm gonna do it.
- 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,035 -Do what? -Put all my money in me.
- 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:31,079 You don't know a thing about the stock market.
- 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:34,207 What's to know? Buy, sell. High, low. Bears, bulls.
- 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,251 Yes, Manhattan.
- 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:38,712 Telephone number to the stock...
- 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,131 ...selling store.
- 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,015 [PHOEBE SHOUTS AND TIRES SQUEAL]
- 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,436 See? Didn't I tell you these pillows would be a good idea?
- 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,897 Oh, God.
- 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,899 Here we go.
- 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:02,986 For the first time in my life, I'm gonna say, "Hi, birth father!"
- 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,822 -We love you. We're here for you. -Good luck.
- 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,074 Thanks.
- 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:12,621 Hey, Rach, you, uh, want some sandwich?
- 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,123 Oh, what is in that?
- 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,501 Olive loaf and ham spread. No mayo.
- 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:20,587 No, because mayo, that would make it gross.
- 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:24,508 Hey, hey-- No, oh, oh, oh.
- 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,302 -Run, Phoebe, run. -No, no, doggy, please!
- 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:31,098 I do so want to love all animals. Please, no. Back off!
- 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:33,433 -You got a bone? -Are you kidding?
- 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:35,727 Look, kibbles! Bits, oh!
- 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,020 [GROWLlNG]
- 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,940 Get the hell off my leg, you yippity piece of crap!
- 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:42,401 [PHOEBE SHOUTlNG AND DOG BARKING]
- 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,236 [PHOEBE GRUNTS THEN GASPS]
- 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,737 Ooh.
- 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:49,449 Okay. All right. We have a problem.
- 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,494 Why don't you take his trampoline?
- 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:54,830 Okay, here, I know what we can do.
- 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:57,374 Hey. Hey. Hey, no!
- 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,961 Okay, doggy, get the sandwich! Aah!
- 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:04,631 Go get the sandwich! Good doggy. Get the sandwich!
- 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:08,927 The dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich.
- 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,595 What does that tell you?
- 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,141 -If he's not gonna eat it, ! will. -Are you crazy?
- 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:18,103 Pheebs, he's just a little dog. Aah!
- 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,563 [BARKING]
- 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,902 -Hey. -What?
- 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,530 Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent...
- 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,741 ...to get to wear those cool jackets?
- 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,580 Do you say this stuff to girls?
- 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:42,335 Hey, isn't that the guy who used to wear your hat?
- 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:44,337 And look where they're sitting.
- 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,298 [CHANDLER SlGHS]
- 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:51,720 You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
- 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,181 -Maybe we didn't make it clear enough. -Yeah.
- 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:57,058 This couch belongs to us.
- 00:07:57,226 --> 00:08:00,770 I'll tell you what, you call the couch...
- 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:03,273 ...and then we'll call the couch...
- 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:06,526 ...and we'll see who it comes to.
- 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,865 You know what ! keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
- 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:13,825 All right, that's it.
- 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:16,036 I have had enough of this, all right?
- 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:17,621 Gunther.
- 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,999 These guys are trying to take our seat.
- 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:25,170 Fellas, these guys were here first.
- 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,214 -Oh, sorry, didn't realize. - Ahem.
- 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:28,715 There you go.
- 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,176 Thank you, Gunther.
- 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,805 We didn't want to have to go and do that.
- 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:39,518 He told on us?
- 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:40,936 You told on us?
- 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:44,397 Well, pal, you didn't give me much of a choice.
- 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,401 -Don't play with his thing. -I know.
- 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,155 All right.
- 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,866 Let's take this outside.
- 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,746 "Let's take this outside"?
- 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,040 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,501 Who talks like that?
- 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:09,130 The guy who's about to kick your ass talks like that.
- 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,675 -You had to ask. -Yeah.
- 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,055 Okay, okay, look. See...
- 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:21,351 ...the thing is, we're not gonna fight you guys.
- 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,687 Here's the deal.
- 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:28,858 You won't have to, so long as you never ever show your faces here again.
- 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,158 I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
- 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,584 Hey, Pheebs, I think you're good to go.
- 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,544 Yeah, ! don't know.
- 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,630 What's the matter?
- 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:53,300 I just think that this was a really bad sign.
- 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:56,970 Like the beast at the threshold.
- 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:03,351 It's just ! have no family left, except for my grandmother.
- 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:06,479 But let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever.
- 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,106 Despite what she says.
- 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:15,864 And I have a sister who !'ve barely spoken to since we shared a womb.
- 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,199 I don't know. This is my real father...
- 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,202 ...and I want things to be, like, just right.
- 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,246 I completely understand.
- 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,998 Yeah, whatever you need.
- 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,293 Hey, you want to go home?
- 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,795 Okay, thanks. Sorry again.
- 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,465 [CAR START!NG]
- 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,054 [THUD AND DOG YELPS]
- 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,436 [PHOEBE SlGHS]
- 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,067 What was that?
- 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:59,240 Uh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
- 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,497 I want to buy five shares of SGJ. Now.
- 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,208 Come on, time is money, my friend!
- 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,169 Thank you! Whoo!
- 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,296 "Time is money, my friend"?
- 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,173 You missed "Takes money to make money"...
- 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:20,095 ...and "Don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt."
- 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:23,848 I made $1 7 before breakfast. What have you done?
- 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:27,644 I had breakfast here, so technically I saved $3.50.
- 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,563 How did you make $1 7?
- 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,066 Well, my financially challenged friends...
- 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,653 ...I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
- 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,738 How come those?
- 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:43,702 Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada.
- 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:48,748 And ZXY because ! think it sounds "zexy."
- 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,084 Ahem, what happened to MEG?
- 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,712 MEG was good for me, but I dumped her.
- 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:57,340 My motto is, "Get out before they go down."
- 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,052 That is so not my motto.
- 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,642 -Hey. RACHEL: Hey, Pheebs.
- 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,060 -Oh, hey, how's the dog? -Yeah.
- 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,939 Okay. I talked to the vet. People are so nice upstate.
- 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,609 He said the little fella's gonna be okay, and I can get him tomorrow.
- 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,403 JOEY: Good. -Oh, thank God.
- 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,822 But he did have to have a bunch of stitches.
- 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,701 And he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back.
- 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:29,038 So still hoping.
- 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:35,628 Now are you gonna call your dad to let him know that his dog is okay?
- 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:39,591 I don't want to meet my father over the phone.
- 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,260 What will ! say, "Hi, I'm the daughter you abandoned.
- 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,096 Oh, by the way, I broke your dog."
- 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,725 Hey, Pheebs, if you want, I'll do it.
- 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,018 Okay.
- 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:54,189 Listen, just don't say anything about me, okay?
- 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,107 Don't...
- 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,360 ...be too long with the phone.
- 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:04,324 She'll be a much better friend once the market closes.
- 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:07,952 [WH!SPERS] It's a woman.
- 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,579 So talk to her.
- 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,501 [!N DEEP VOICE] Uh, hello, Mrs. Buffay.
- 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,671 I know where your dog is.
- 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,717 I want you to know he'll be returned to you almost as good as new...
- 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,386 ...within 24 hours.
- 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,764 Uh, goodbye.
- 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,606 -Why the voice? -Hard to say.
- 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,611 Your cappuccino, sir.
- 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,446 Thank you.
- 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:50,453 -This is better than the coffeehouse. -Absolutely.
- 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,381 How come it's not mixing with the water?
- 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,092 The package says to keep it moving.
- 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,803 Stir and drink, never let it settle.
- 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,102 JOEY: This is ridiculous.
- 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:17,021 After I get back from my niece's christening...
- 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:21,693 ...I'll go to the coffeehouse with you and we'll have a cup of coffee.
- 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,320 No problem. Joey's there, hmm?
- 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,407 -Okay. -No.
- 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,284 -No? -No.
- 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:34,414 I don't want to have to have Joey with me every time ! want decent coffee.
- 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:38,084 And I don't want to drink cappuccino with a "k."
- 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,462 I say you and I go and stand up to those guys.
- 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,090 All right, hang on a second there, Custer.
- 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,136 Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
- 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,345 Yeah, sure.
- 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:52,682 -By someone besides Monica? -No.
- 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,767 So what?
- 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:58,438 So we get beaten up. Maybe that's something a man has to go through.
- 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,900 Like a rite of passage or something.
- 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:05,236 Couldn't we just lose our virginities again?
- 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,115 Because I think actually mine's growing back.
- 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,202 -I need $1 00. -What?
- 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,622 Hi. Welcome home.
- 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,498 -I need $1 00. -For what?
- 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,168 -To get back in the game. -When did you get out?
- 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,338 -I lost it all, ! lost it. -Oh, no.
- 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,632 I've come to terms with it, you have to too.
- 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,510 Okay.
- 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,097 Look, uh, Mon, I'm really sorry.
- 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,974 Where are we on the $1 00?
- 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,392 I don't have it.
- 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,394 But ! need it!
- 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,356 Otherwise, !'ll have to take that diner job.
- 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:46,569 You know, with the dancing and the costumes.
- 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,200 I don't want to have to wear flame-retardant boobs.
- 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,037 Nobody does, honey.
- 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,830 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,499 Hi.
- 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,000 Noodle!
- 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:05,630 Oh, my God. What the hell happened to my dog?
- 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,048 It was an accident.
- 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,468 And the woman who did this would never hurt a dog on purpose.
- 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,470 She's a vegetarian.
- 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,014 Are these stitches?
- 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,810 Yeah, eight of them. That's 56 to him, ha, ha.
- 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:22,438 If it's raining, you can't let him look up too long...
- 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,816 ...because that cone will fill up fast.
- 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:28,528 Well, uh, thanks for bringing back what's left of him.
- 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:31,823 -Is Frank home? -How do you know Frank?
- 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:35,034 Just from a long time ago. !s he here?
- 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,371 Yeah. Frank.
- 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,623 FRANK: Yeah.
- 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,333 What?
- 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,420 Oh, okay, um, I mean Frank Senior.
- 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,879 He went out for groceries.
- 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,840 Will he be back soon?
- 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:52,719 He left four years ago. We're expecting him back any minute.
- 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,055 I'm gonna go.
- 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,725 I'm sorry about the dog. Everything.
- 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,476 I'm sorry.
- 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,853 Hey, lady!
- 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,230 Hey, wait up!
- 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:12,113 -How do you know my dad? -Um, well, I don't really.
- 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,366 Just genetically.
- 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,952 He's kind of my dad too.
- 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,454 Heavy.
- 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:20,955 Yeah.
- 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:25,626 So, um, did he ever talk about me? Phoebe?
- 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,379 No, but he didn't really talk about anything.
- 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,089 Oh.
- 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,216 Except stilts.
- 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,720 -Stilts? -Yeah, he loved stilts.
- 00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:39,891 One time, I was upstairs stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse...
- 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,894 ...and, uh, all of a sudden I look over...
- 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,897 ...and there's Dad's head, bobbing past the window.
- 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,777 He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving...
- 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:53,821 ...because he was happiest when he was on his stilts.
- 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,950 -Wow. -Yeah.
- 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,453 I don't know what to do with that.
- 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,663 -Me neither, ha, ha. -Ha, ha.
- 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,795 -So are you, like, my big sister? -Yeah.
- 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,923 This is huge. You can buy me beer, ha, ha.
- 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,009 -I'm not gonna. -Oh.
- 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,888 But you know what's cool? If you had a friend named Pete, ! could say:
- 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,724 "l know Pete. He's friends with my brother."
- 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,478 -I got a friend named Mark. -That'll work too.
- 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,230 Cool. All right.
- 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:32,318 So maybe, you know, I could give you a call sometime.
- 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,195 We could talk or something.
- 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,405 -Yeah, that'd be okay. -All right.
- 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,657 I'm in the book.
- 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,368 -Okay, yeah. -Okay, all right.
- 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,623 So, um, stilts, huh?
- 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:50,294 If you want, ! can show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
- 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,296 Okay.
- 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:59,387 We did it. We're here. We are standing our ground.
- 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,975 -How long does coffee take? -Would you come on? Come on!
- 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,562 Thank you.
- 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,033 -There we go. -I think we proved our point.
- 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,830 -You burn your mouth? -Cannot feel my tongue.
- 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,170 Bullies! Big bullies!
- 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,882 Oh, look who's here. lt's the weenies.
- 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,344 Did we not make ourselves clear the other day?
- 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,929 That's why we're here.
- 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,682 Yes, we're standing our ground.
- 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,851 Apparently.
- 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,769 -Let's do this already. ROSS: Whoa, whoa.
- 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,062 You got a weapon?
- 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,065 A nice watch. I don't want to break it on your ribs.
- 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,443 All right, let's do this.
- 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,028 [ROSS CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,824 Question: !f ! don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
- 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,243 -What do you mean? -It's sharp, it's metal.
- 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,246 I think I can do some serious damage with it.
- 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,916 No, you can't use your watch.
- 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,292 Okay.
- 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,878 -Or your keys. -Okay.
- 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,379 Here's what we'll do.
- 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,133 We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there.
- 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,551 -All right? -All right.
- 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,223 All right, come on, man. Let's do it!
- 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,893 Before ! forget, are we hitting faces?
- 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,978 Of course. Why wouldn't you hit faces?
- 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:34,440 I have to work on Monday. I have a big presentation.
- 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,735 Actually, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow...
- 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,948 ...and, uh, this no-faces thing might not be a bad idea.
- 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,825 Okay, nothing from the neck up.
- 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,577 All right.
- 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,829 Or the waist down.
- 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,499 -Dana's ovulating. -Oh, really? You guys trying again?
- 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,167 Yeah.
- 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,629 Let me get this straight. We're talking about the middle?
- 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,506 -Come on! -Hey, hey, whoa!
- 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,759 You want a piece of this? I'm standing here!
- 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,427 -Huh! CHANDLER: Hey, hey.
- 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,971 Those guys are taking our stuff!
- 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,389 ROSS: Hey, hey!
- 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,891 [CHANDLER SHOUTlNG !NDISTlNCTLY]
- 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,812 God, that was amazing. That was incredible.
- 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,898 -You guys kicked butt! -Us? What about you guys?
- 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:19,026 You really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there.
- 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,570 -He was a big guy. -Yeah, he was, wasn't he?
- 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:24,198 I wouldn't know, having missed everything.
- 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,534 Oh, don't do that to yourself.
- 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,620 Any one of us could have tripped over that little girI's jump rope.
- 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:36,294 So listen, guys, are we, uh...?
- 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,170 Are we okay here?
- 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,465 -We're okay. -Ha, ha, all right.
- 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,884 Okay, so can I have my hat back?
- 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,013 No.
- 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,265 Huh.
- 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,736 RACHEL: Oh, my God. Look at her.
- 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,362 [PHOEBE GASPS]
- 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,114 Hi, Monica!
- 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,033 JOEY: Ha-ha-ha, how's it going?
- 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,659 Hey, nice boobs.
- 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,454 Guys, guys. Check this out.
- 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,914 [CO!N CLINKS]
- 00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:18,002 [V!LLAGE PEOPLE'S "YMCA" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
- 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,090 Young man
- 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,426 [ALL LAUGHING]
- 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:29,138 I said, young man Pick yourself off the ground
- 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,765 I said, young man
- 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,558 Excellent.
- 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,019 To be unhappy
- 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:45,529 It's fun to stay at the YMCA
- 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,872 [English - US - SDH]
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