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Эпизод, где Эдди заселяется
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Сезон: 02Серия: 17
Описание
Музыкальный продюсер находит Фиби и хочет снять музыкальное видео на её песню «Smelly Cat». Продюсер тайно накладывает на голос Фиби более талантливый (но менее привлекательный) женский голос, хотя Фиби сначала думает, что поёт она. Новые отношения Росса с Рэйчел вызывают трения с Моникой, которая недовольна постоянным присутствием брата. Джои понимает, что ему не нравится жить одному, и хочет вернуться к Чендлеру. Однако у Чендлера уже есть новый сосед по комнате, Эдди. Вскоре Чендлер понимает, что у него нет взаимопонимания с Эдди (который отказывается играть в настольный футбол и не любит «Спасателей Малибу»), как было с Джои.
Субтитры
- 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:08,465 Huh? So, what do you think?
- 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,843 Casa de Joey.
- 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:13,095 Huh? I decorated it myself.
- 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,972 -Get out. RACHEL: No.
- 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,142 Wow, Joey, this is, uh....
- 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,144 - Art. - Art it is.
- 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,770 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,732 Well, check this out. Is it a coffee table?
- 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:28,193 Is it, uh, a panther? There's no need to decide.
- 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:32,197 Hey, nice pillow.
- 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:35,242 So tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin?
- 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:39,413 Hey, excellent water-table thing.
- 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,874 Thanks. I love this. But you know what?
- 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,209 It makes me want to pee.
- 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:48,005 Yeah, me too. I think that's the challenge. Heh.
- 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:52,634 Hey, how come, uh, Chandler didn't come?
- 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,722 Well, uh, it's because he had a thing with the--
- 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,057 With the thing.
- 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,186 Right. I got it.
- 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,647 Why don't you show us the rest of your casa?
- 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:06,899 ALL: Yeah.
- 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,069 Uh, oh, oh, the best part. Come on.
- 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:11,528 [PHOEBE CHUCKLES]
- 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,823 Huh?
- 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,659 Hey.
- 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:20,704 Nice toilet.
- 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,623 No, no, no. Behind it.
- 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:25,542 -You have a phone in here? -That's right.
- 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,002 I have a phone.
- 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,129 In here.
- 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,049 -Joey, promise me something. -Yeah.
- 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,468 Never call me from that phone.
- 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,398 [GRUNTS]
- 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,905 Okay, here we go.
- 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:42,369 Sorry, they were all out of apple pie. Someone just got the last piece.
- 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:43,954 [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,415 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You are not gonna believe this.
- 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,459 I have just been discovered.
- 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:54,548 Wait a minute. I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
- 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,758 [CHUCKLlNG]
- 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,386 Anyway.
- 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:03,307 Promise you won't freak out and say how great this is until I'm done.
- 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:04,558 ALL: Okay. -Okay.
- 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:07,936 Uh, I just met this producer of this teeny record company...
- 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:11,106 ...who said, ahem, that I have a very fresh, offbeat sound...
- 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,651 ...and she wants to do a demo of "Smelly Cat."
- 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,195 [ALL CHEERING]
- 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,822 Okay, I told you not to do that yet. Ha, ha.
- 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,365 Okay.
- 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,951 And she wants to do a video.
- 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:24,453 [ALL GASP]
- 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,830 I'm not done yet, okay? Ha, ha.
- 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,458 God. Okay.
- 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:33,712 If that goes well, they may even want to make an album.
- 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,800 -I'm done now. CHANDLER: Oh, that's great.
- 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:41,303 MONICA: That's unbelievable. Oh.
- 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,890 Oh, God, Ross, if you care about me, get the pie out of the man's hood.
- 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,851 -Get the what? -There's a pie in the hood. Go.
- 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:59,112 -What are you doing? -I'm sorry. My pie was in your hood.
- 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:04,326 I have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants...
- 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,037 ...and I'll be back in the hospital by 7.
- 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,545 Damn it, Ross. Get your butt out of the bathroom.
- 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:16,964 [BLOW DRYER BUZZlNG]
- 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:19,758 ROSS: Calm down. !'m blow-drying.
- 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,303 Blow-drying what? You have no hair.
- 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:25,847 What's going on?
- 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:28,558 Uh, your boyfriend has been in there for an hour.
- 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,644 It's like I'm living with him again.
- 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,897 He's here when I go to sleep, when I wake up, when ! wanna shower.
- 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,650 Uh, I feel like !'m 1 6 again.
- 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,736 Well, you're not 1 6. You're both adults now.
- 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,947 Get out, you doofus!
- 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:44,449 [S!GHS]
- 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,786 Or, you know, he's rubber and you're glue.
- 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,708 All yours.
- 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,627 I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.
- 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:58,755 [!N MOCKlNG TONE] I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.
- 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,924 -Shut up. -Shut up.
- 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,509 Cut it out.
- 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,428 [SPEAK!NG G!BBER!SH IN HIGH-P!TCHED VOlCE]
- 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,184 I've never wanted you more.
- 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,656 So, what do you say, boys? Should ! call him?
- 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,995 [SLIPPER BARKING]
- 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:32,748 You know what they say:
- 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,083 Ask your slippers a question...
- 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,670 ...you're going crazy.
- 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,923 [PHONE RING!NG]
- 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,302 -Hello? CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: Hey.
- 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,553 Hey.
- 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,264 Listen, !'m sorry ! didn't make it over there today.
- 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,640 Oh, that's okay.
- 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:53,393 You, uh-- You had a thing.
- 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:55,896 Yeah, well, I hear the place looks great.
- 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:59,649 Oh, forget about it. I'm having a ball, ha.
- 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,610 How's the apartment doing?
- 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:05,280 Oh, hey, it's terrific. I mean, it's a regular space...
- 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,492 ...fest.
- 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,828 Oh, well, great.
- 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,080 Yeah, I just...
- 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,916 ...wanted to call and say hey.
- 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,250 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:18,502 Well, okay, then.
- 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:19,753 [OVEN TIMER DINGS]
- 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,421 Was that the oven timer?
- 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,465 That's right, my friend.
- 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,760 -It's time for Baywatch! -Baywatch!
- 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,722 Oh.
- 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,308 Can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
- 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,061 I can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.
- 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:40,399 You're saying that because you love Yasmine Bleeth.
- 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:43,610 How could anyone not love Yasmine Bleeth?
- 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,988 Hey. Hey, they're running.
- 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:51,201 See, this is the brilliance of the show.
- 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,328 I say always keep them running.
- 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,623 All the time running.
- 00:06:57,291 --> 00:07:00,669 Run.
- 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,463 Run, Yasmine. Run like the wind.
- 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,384 But you wanted to live by yourself.
- 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,303 I did. I thought it'd be great.
- 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:13,682 I figured !'d have time alone with my thoughts.
- 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:17,436 But it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
- 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,940 Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?
- 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,067 You really think he'd take me?
- 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,236 We had a good talk last night...
- 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,697 ...but when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
- 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,491 I promise you, he would definitely want you back.
- 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:34,035 I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.
- 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:38,498 But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. Heh.
- 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,375 I mean, it was--
- 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,628 It was like when we first started living together.
- 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,840 Look, ! know you don't want to hear this right now...
- 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:51,011 ...but we've seen him in his new place. And he's happy.
- 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,264 He's decorated.
- 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:59,227 Look, Chandler, he has moved on, okay? You have to, too.
- 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:03,148 No, you're just gonna have to accept the fact that you're just friends now.
- 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,774 You're not...
- 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,651 ...roommates anymore.
- 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,739 Okay, Phoebe. Ready to try one?
- 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,741 Okay. Ahem.
- 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:17,579 [S!NGlNG] Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,540 What are they feeding you?
- 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,709 SINGERS [SlNGING]: Smelly, smelly, smelly
- 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,211 Really bad smelling smelly cat
- 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:25,587 Oh, whoa! Oh, my God!
- 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,884 I mean, like, who was that?
- 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:36,097 They're your backup singers. Behind you, hon.
- 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,849 PHOEBE: Oh.
- 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,769 Oh, I thought they were just watching me.
- 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:44,606 -Like at an aquarium, you know? -All right.
- 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,693 -From the top. -Okay. Ahem.
- 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:52,072 [S!NGlNG] Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,033 What are they feeding you?
- 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,743 SINGERS: Smelly, smelly, smelly
- 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,620 Really bad smelling smelly cat
- 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,247 It's not your fault
- 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:01,498 Okay, sorry.
- 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,333 I'm just not getting...
- 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,835 ...that everyone, um, gets...
- 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:09,297 ...how smelly this cat actually is.
- 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:11,383 Maybe if we could talk about this...
- 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,178 ...because ! need to feel that you really care about the cat.
- 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,431 Honey, we can talk about this.
- 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:21,685 It's just that it's costing about $1 00 a minute to be in here.
- 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:24,604 Oh, okay. So, um, the cat stinks, but you love it. Let's go.
- 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:30,110 No, there is no way he was a velociraptor.
- 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,237 Look at the cranial ridge, okay?
- 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,824 If Dino was a velociraptor, he'd have eaten the Flintstones.
- 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,243 Yeah. Yeah.
- 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,036 Oh, were you taking a nap?
- 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,038 -I was. -Oh, I--
- 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,958 Oh, wait, Tony, can you hold on? That's the other line.
- 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,251 Hello?
- 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,462 Yeah, she's here, but, uh, can she call you back?
- 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,172 Okay, thanks.
- 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,507 Call Joanna. Hi.
- 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,883 Did she leave a number?
- 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,386 Did you see me write one down?
- 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,931 I don't have her number, butt-munch.
- 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,269 Well, she'll call back. Don't be such a baby.
- 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,812 I'm not a baby. You're the baby.
- 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,315 -Look, you wanna get off my back? -Get out of my face.
- 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,192 Wait, hold on, Tony. Hold on.
- 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,111 Hello?
- 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,654 Hi.
- 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,532 Yeah, no, she's right here. Um, hold on.
- 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:19,784 Hi, Tony, can I call you back?
- 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,621 That's, uh-- That's my sister's boyfriend.
- 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,497 Give me that.
- 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,499 Okay.
- 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:31,796 Sweetie, before I forget, did I leave my diaphragm at your place?
- 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,258 Hi, Mom.
- 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,276 Hey. Yeah, ha, ha.
- 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,282 So, uh, how's the palace?
- 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:03,995 It's funny you should mention that because ! was thinking....
- 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,830 What's with the boxes?
- 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:10,418 Oh, uh, actually, I, uh, have some news.
- 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:14,422 Is that Joey guy gonna pick up his moose hat or should I toss it?
- 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:19,344 Why don't you ask him yourself? This is my new roommate, Eddie.
- 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,679 EDD!E: Nice to meet you.
- 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,722 -Likewise. EDD!E: How you doing?
- 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,224 Uh, I'll take that.
- 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,686 It's, uh, what I came for, heh.
- 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,272 So this is new. Where'd you two meet?
- 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:35,193 At the, uh, supermarket in the, uh, ethnic-food section.
- 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,404 I helped him pick out a chorizo. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,864 -It's a-- ! mean.... -Wow.
- 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:44,160 We got to talking. And, uh, he needed a place, and I had a spare room.
- 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,788 Oh, now it's a spare room?
- 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,957 Well, yeah. In that it's not being used...
- 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,209 ...and I have it to spare.
- 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,585 Right.
- 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:56,881 Well, I, uh, got what I came for.
- 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,720 I'll, uh-- !'ll see you guys.
- 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,140 Hey, Joe.
- 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,975 When'd you start using moose in your hair?
- 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,644 [EDDlE LAUGHlNG]
- 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,563 Is this guy great, or what?
- 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,648 Yeah.
- 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,400 Yeah, he is.
- 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,243 I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
- 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,203 Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.
- 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:31,207 It'll never last. He's just a rebound roommate.
- 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,918 -Hey. ALL: Hey.
- 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,838 Ooh, check it out. Oh, check it out.
- 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:40,633 -It's "Smelly Cat," the video. RACHEL: Oh, God.
- 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:45,889 Now, okay, ! haven't seen it yet, so if you don't like it...
- 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,683 ...so what? None of you ever made a video.
- 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,022 Okay.
- 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,903 Get out of here, cat! You stink!
- 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,654 [CAT MEOWS]
- 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,955 ROSS: Oh, smoking. -Oh, look at me.
- 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,833 WOMAN [SING!NG AS PHOEBE]: Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,545 What are they feeding you?
- 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,382 Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:25,345 It's not your fault
- 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,223 [UPBEAT RHYTHM PLAYING]
- 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,724 [S!NGlNG] Smelly, smelly, smelly
- 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,852 Really bad smelling smelly cat It's not your fault
- 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,855 Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,191 -Oh, my God! -I know.
- 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,401 I sound amazing!
- 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,199 WOMAN [SING!NG AS PHOEBE]: They won't take you to the vet
- 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,660 You're obviously not their favorite pet
- 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,412 Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,498 It's not your fault
- 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,543 Oh, no
- 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,128 I've never heard myself sing before.
- 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,006 I mean, except in my own head. Oh.
- 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,051 This is so cool. Now ! can hear what you hear.
- 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,930 Pretty, uh, different, huh?
- 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,851 Oh, I am sorry, but I'm incredibly talented.
- 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,397 WOMAN [SING!NG AS PHOEBE]: Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,858 ALL: It's not your fault
- 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,537 EDD!E: Hey, Joey. What's going on, man?
- 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,080 Eddie.
- 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,416 -Morning. -Morning.
- 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,752 I just, uh, came by to pick up my mail.
- 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,464 -Where's the mail? -Oh, it's, uh, over there on the table.
- 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,217 You don't keep it on this table anymore?
- 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,094 No, Eddie likes it over there.
- 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:49,846 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,894 All right, here you go, my friend. Eggs a la Eddie, huh.
- 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,521 Ooh. Ooh.
- 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,692 Oh, oh. That's great.
- 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,360 JOEY: Huh.
- 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,070 What?
- 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,156 I thought you liked your eggs...
- 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,659 ...with the bread with the hole in the middle, a la me.
- 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,830 I do, but, uh, Eddie makes them this way. They're pretty darn good.
- 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,290 EDD!E: Well, you guys...
- 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,626 ...I'm out of here.
- 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,419 See you, pals.
- 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,087 See you.
- 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,260 -So how are you two getting along? -Oh, I couldn't be happier.
- 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,970 Great, huh?
- 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,222 I'm happy for you.
- 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,560 All right, that's it!
- 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:42,607 He just comes in here, Mr. Johnny New Eggs...
- 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,736 ...with his moving the mail and his:
- 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,905 [AS EDDIE] "See you, pals."
- 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,201 [!N NORMAL VOICE] And now there's no juice!
- 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,704 There's no juice for the people who need the juice. I need the juice!
- 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,249 There's another carton right over there.
- 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,963 Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, all right, man?
- 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,339 All right.
- 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,632 So, what's it about?
- 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,759 Eggs.
- 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,637 Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
- 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,556 -Well, I like both eggs equally. -Oh, come on!
- 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,101 Nobody likes two kinds of eggs equally.
- 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,436 You like one better, and I wanna know which.
- 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,314 What's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore.
- 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,485 You took your eggs, and you left!
- 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,446 Did you really expect me to never find new eggs?
- 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,701 I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
- 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,495 Tough. We're watching Predators of the Serengeti.
- 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,998 -Ugh. -Would you guys stop?
- 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,125 -It's my TV! ROSS: What?
- 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,543 -Quit it. -Bite me!
- 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,794 Oh, my God.
- 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,963 Well, Monica keeps changing the channel.
- 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,591 Aw, that's great. Why don't you tell Mommy on me?
- 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,886 Now !'m Mommy in this little play?
- 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,723 Look, ! refuse to get sucked into...
- 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,642 ...this weird little Geller dimension thing, okay?
- 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,687 So I'm gonna go take a nice long hot bubble bath...
- 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,024 ...because you kids are driving me crazy!
- 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,027 [DOOR SLAMS]
- 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,319 What do we do about this?
- 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,530 We could tape Entertainment Tonight.
- 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,781 Not that!
- 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,700 This! Us!
- 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,494 Oh, my God, Ross, it's-- You're just--
- 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,247 -Since you've been here, you're driving-- -Ow, ow.
- 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,667 Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, all right?
- 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,087 I just can't stand you being here...
- 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,505 ...all the time!
- 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:32,800 Why? Why can't you stand me being here?
- 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,343 We're just having fun.
- 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,180 Fun? You think this is fun?
- 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,431 Yeah.
- 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,018 I thought we were fooling around, like when, uh-- When we were kids.
- 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,103 I hated you when we were kids.
- 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,066 -You hated me when we were kids? -Yes.
- 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,484 I hated you.
- 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,236 I loved you in a you're-my-brother- so-l-have-to way...
- 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,405 ...but basically, ! hated your guts.
- 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,200 Why did you hate me?
- 00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,244 Because you were mean to me...
- 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,873 ...and you teased me and you always got your way.
- 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,251 That wasn't fun for you?
- 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,254 Uh-huh.
- 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,466 I can't believe you hated me.
- 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,178 But now ! love you.
- 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,265 And not just because I have to.
- 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,725 Really?
- 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,393 Yeah.
- 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,231 You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off.
- 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,110 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,153 I can do that.
- 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,156 -Then ! won't have to kill you. -Ha, ha.
- 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,121 So you wanna watch, uh, Entertainment Tonight?
- 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,164 Yeah, thanks.
- 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,333 Tonight, America's premier sports magazine...
- 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,626 ...moves to primetime....
- 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,586 -You know what? -What?
- 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,714 If you really wanna watch that Serengeti thing, we can.
- 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,050 Oh, okay.
- 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,302 [AFR!CAN FLUTE AND DRUMS PLAYlNG ON TV]
- 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,433 -Hey. MONICA: Hey.
- 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,228 Listen, you are not going to believe this...
- 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,857 ...but, ahem, that is not me singing on the video.
- 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,526 [!N UNISON] No.
- 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,111 Yes.
- 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,779 Well, how did you find out?
- 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:21,325 The record company sent this paper for me to sign saying it's okay...
- 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:25,288 ...for someone else to sing for me. That was my first clue.
- 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,373 So, what are you gonna do?
- 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,084 I can't work with people who would do this.
- 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,460 Sure.
- 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,171 I mean, this poor woman.
- 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,339 What woman?
- 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,716 The voice woman.
- 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,886 She has a great voice, but she doesn't have a video.
- 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,805 Okay, Pheebs, but what about you?
- 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,974 I have a video. Pay attention.
- 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,022 No, this voice woman, she's so talented.
- 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,649 But according to the producer people...
- 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:57,528 ...they said, like, she doesn't have the right look or something. You know?
- 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,947 She's like one of those animals at the pound...
- 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,366 ...who nobody wants because they're not pretty.
- 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:06,954 Or, you know, like some old dog who's kind of like stinky and--
- 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,207 Oh, my God! She's smelly cat!
- 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,712 Oh, oh, that song has so many levels.
- 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,549 Hey, Eddie.
- 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,593 You, uh, wanna play some foosball?
- 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,512 No, thanks, man. I'm not, uh-- Not really into sports.
- 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,728 Yeah, okay. All right.
- 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,021 [OVEN TIMER DINGS]
- 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,774 Doesn't matter. Time for Baywatch.
- 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,776 Oh, what?
- 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,861 You like that show?
- 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,615 You don't?
- 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,617 Ha, ha, what--? No.
- 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,703 I mean, it's just pretty people running around on the beach.
- 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,456 Well, that's the brilliance of it.
- 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,627 The pretty people.
- 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,755 And the running.
- 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,260 I'm gonna go read in my room for a little while.
- 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,304 Oh, oh. Okay, man.
- 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,351 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,738 [S!NGlNG] Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,781 What are they feeding you?
- 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:06,991 Everybody!
- 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,994 ALL [SlNGING]: Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,496 It's not your fault
- 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,040 Monica.
- 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,624 They won't take you to the vet
- 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,418 Chandler.
- 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,839 You're obviously not their favorite pet
- 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,090 PHOEBE: Joey.
- 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:26,010 You may not be a bed of roses
- 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,637 And you're no friend To those with noses
- 00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,097 [PHOEBE CHUCKLES]
- 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:35,102 Ross, those are the only lines we have. Sorry. Okay. Back to the chorus.
- 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,608 [English - US - SDH]
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