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Эпизод, где Джоуи выселяется
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Сезон: 02Серия: 16
Описание
Теперь, когда у Джоуи стабильный доход, он считает, что ему нужна собственная квартира, и съезжает, чем расстраивает Чендлера. Моника изо всех сил пытается рассказать родителям, что встречается с Ричардом. Рейчел и Фиби хотят сделать татуировки. Фиби в последний момент струсила, и в результате получилась лишь крошечная синяя точка, а Рейчел сделала татуировку в виде сердца на ягодице. Росс полностью меняет свое мнение о татуировках, увидев татуировку Рейчел и явно возбудившись от нее.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,338 Man, this is weird.
- 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:09,216 Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat?
- 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:10,551 That's what's weird?
- 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,721 The man's been captain of a cereal for 40 years.
- 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,766 Whoa, yuck!
- 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:18,976 What?
- 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,895 The spoon! You licked and you put.
- 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,275 You licked and you put.
- 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:27,568 Yeah, so?
- 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:32,531 Don't you see how gross that is? It's like you using my toothbrush!
- 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:34,742 You used my toothbrush?
- 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:40,247 Only because ! used the red one to unclog the drain.
- 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,583 Mine is the red one!
- 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:48,589 Oh, God! Can open. Worms everywhere!
- 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,925 Why can't we use the same toothbrush...
- 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,094 ...but we can use the same soap?
- 00:00:54,345 --> 00:00:58,140 Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.
- 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,726 The next time you shower...
- 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:04,855 ...think about the last thing ! wash and the first thing you wash.
- 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,406 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,535 Look at you fancy lads!
- 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,203 What's the occasion?
- 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:04,123 You know that guy on my show that's in a coma?
- 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,042 He's having a brunch.
- 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,753 Ready when you are.
- 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:13,549 I can't believe you're actually getting tattoos.
- 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,843 You guys are getting tattoos?
- 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:19,388 But you cannot tell Ross because ! wanna surprise him.
- 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,432 Wow, this is wild! What are you gonna get?
- 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,977 I'm getting a lily.
- 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:28,522 For my mom, because her name's Lily.
- 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,901 That's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?
- 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,780 -Where you getting it? -On my shoulder.
- 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,031 What?
- 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:40,200 ROSS: What's on your shoulder?
- 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,660 A chip.
- 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,291 -A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. ROSS: A tattoo?
- 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,376 Why? Why would you wanna do that?
- 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:51,170 -Hi. -Hi.
- 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,547 You don't think they're kind of cool?
- 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:55,674 No. Sorry, I don't.
- 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:59,178 Why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life?
- 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,513 What if it doesn't come out right?
- 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,808 It's like having a bad haircut all the time.
- 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,770 Why is everyone staring at me?
- 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,732 Sign this card for Dad. Richard will be here soon.
- 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,775 Richard's going to the party too?
- 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,361 He's my parents' best friend. He has to go.
- 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,865 So is today the day you'll tell them about you two?
- 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:24,203 Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
- 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,331 No, I think you should tell them.
- 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:31,001 I don't know how serious he is. Until ! do, I won't say anything.
- 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,587 I don't think Mom and Dad would mind.
- 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:36,798 Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, Dad said:
- 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,842 "God, I hope they get together."
- 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,140 ROSS: Shall we?
- 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:46,934 Okay, wait.
- 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:48,810 You know what?
- 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:52,147 Ross, let's switch places. You get in the middle.
- 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,817 This looks like we're trying to cover something up.
- 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:59,655 You could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it.
- 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,408 ROSS: We're here!
- 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,370 MRS. GELLER: Hi, kids! MR. GELLER: The children!
- 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,456 -Happy birthday, Dad. -Thank you.
- 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:10,916 Happy birthday!
- 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,627 So you kids thanked Dr. Burke for the ride?
- 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:17,798 Actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
- 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,551 So you kids take the train in?
- 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,263 No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
- 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:25,764 Speaking of whom...
- 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:29,893 ...I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city.
- 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,774 Finger cramp! Oh, God!
- 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,360 Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom.
- 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:43,448 So Richard's shopping in the junior section?
- 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:45,784 Are we still on that?
- 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:49,496 You just know she's got the lQ of a napkin.
- 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,581 She's probably not even pretty.
- 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:55,544 Just young enough so that everything is still pointing up.
- 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,970 JOEY: Can you believe this place?
- 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,055 I know. This is a great apartment.
- 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,183 In the bathroom there's mirrors on both sides of you.
- 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:13,770 When you're in there, it's like peeing with the Rockettes.
- 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,606 Well, there's my fantasy come true.
- 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,233 Seriously.
- 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:20,485 Hey.
- 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,654 We were just saying, great apartment!
- 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,823 Thanks. You want it?
- 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:26,533 I'm moving to a bigger place.
- 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:28,493 You should take this one.
- 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,912 Can you see me in a place like this?
- 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:34,583 Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings?
- 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,835 Come on, I'll show you the kitchen.
- 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:41,048 That's all right, I saw a kitchen this morning.
- 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,299 On TV.
- 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,968 Stop talking. Okay!
- 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,722 -Come on, tell us! -Is she really 20?
- 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,807 I am not telling you guys anything.
- 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,852 Come on, it's my birthday. Let me live vicariously!
- 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,730 Dad, you really don't want to do that.
- 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:59,608 What's a little midlife crisis between friends?
- 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,318 Would you let it go?
- 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:04,988 I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche.
- 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,491 You got your own little speedster.
- 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:11,161 -Seriously, it's not like that. MR. GELLER: Tell you what.
- 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:15,374 Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could--
- 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,001 Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!
- 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,045 What? I'm kidding!
- 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:23,131 You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
- 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,099 Okay, Rach.
- 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,477 Which lily? This lily or that lily?
- 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,397 -Well, I-- -I like this lily.
- 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,066 It's more open and that's like my mom.
- 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,777 She had a more open, giving spirit.
- 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:46,279 Foghorn Leghorn!
- 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,242 Blond girl? You're in room two.
- 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,953 Not-so-blond girl, you're with me.
- 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,247 -Here we go! -Uh-huh.
- 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:57,749 You're not going.
- 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,000 Uh-huh.
- 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,211 Is this because of what Ross said?
- 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,671 No.
- 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:06,591 -Well, yeah, maybe. -I don't believe this.
- 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:10,679 Is this how this relationship works? Ross equals boss?
- 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,057 Come on, what is this, 1 922?
- 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,017 What's 1 922?
- 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,770 Just, you know, a long time ago.
- 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:23,817 When men used to tell women what to do a lot.
- 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:27,696 Then there was suffrage, which was a good thing. But it sounds horrible.
- 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,534 Do you want this tattoo?
- 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,786 Yes, ! do. It's just that Ross--
- 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,789 Is your boyfriend the boss of you?
- 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:40,750 No.
- 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,586 Who is the boss of you?
- 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,297 You?
- 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:48,884 No. You are the boss of you!
- 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,053 You march in there and get that tattoo on your hip!
- 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,055 Go!
- 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,396 How you doing?
- 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,231 I'm a twinkie!
- 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,568 Really? !'m a hero.
- 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,989 This is so hard.
- 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,284 Yeah, ! know. I hate it too.
- 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,245 Look, maybe we should just tell them.
- 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,123 Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
- 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,417 My parents are dead.
- 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,754 God, you are so lucky!
- 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,508 I mean-- Well, you know what ! mean.
- 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,427 Just hang in there, okay?
- 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:35,764 Okay, I'll go out first, all right?
- 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,481 Judy! Going to the bathroom. Good for you!
- 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:51,404 Thank you, Richard. I appreciate the support.
- 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,618 MR. GELLER: Honey.
- 00:08:57,411 --> 00:09:00,413 Seen my Harmon Killebrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
- 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,123 I have no idea.
- 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,126 Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
- 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,382 I know. He's a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
- 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:14,511 I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
- 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:17,639 He told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl.
- 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:21,434 He told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.
- 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,145 MRS. GELLER: Really? -I've never seen him this happy.
- 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,814 So, Jack...
- 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,900 ...ever think about trading me in for a younger model?
- 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,278 Of course not.
- 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:34,030 With you, it's like I've got two 25-year-olds.
- 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,245 Oh, Jack, stop!
- 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,289 MR. GELLER: Come on!
- 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,417 It's my birthday!
- 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:50,839 Can we drop this?
- 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,300 I am not interested in the guy's apartment.
- 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,721 Oh, please. ! saw the way you were checking out his moldings.
- 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,014 You want it.
- 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,266 Why would I want another apartment?
- 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,685 I've already got an apartment that I love.
- 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,062 It wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while.
- 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:13,778 All right. You want the truth? I'm thinking about it.
- 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,489 -What? -I'm sorry.
- 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,618 I'm 28. I've never lived alone...
- 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,787 ...and I'm at a place where I got enough money...
- 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,539 ...that I don't need a roommate.
- 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:28,001 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't need a roommate either.
- 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,754 I can afford to live here by myself.
- 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:34,633 I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
- 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,969 Why are you getting so bent out of shape?
- 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,472 We didn't agree to live together forever.
- 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,349 We're not Bert and Ernie.
- 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,560 You know what?
- 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,562 If this is the way you feel...
- 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,648 ...then maybe you should take it.
- 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,692 -That's how I feel. -Then maybe you should take it!
- 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:53,902 Maybe I will!
- 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,403 -Fine with me! -Great!
- 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,406 You can spend more quality time with your real friends...
- 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,283 ...the spoons!
- 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,411 Whose drink can ! freshen?
- 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,956 Almost time for cake!
- 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,384 Mon?
- 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,302 Mon, are you okay?
- 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:23,556 -Remember that video of Mom and Dad? -Yeah?
- 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,351 -Well, I just caught the live show. -Ew!
- 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,407 -Hey there. -What?
- 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:45,036 Nothing. I just heard something nice about you.
- 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,122 Really?
- 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,707 MRS. GELLER: Richard?
- 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,753 -Your son isn't seeing anyone, is he? -Not that I know of.
- 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:57,465 I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?
- 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,929 That's an idea.
- 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,266 Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.
- 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,726 -Oh? -Oh?
- 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,602 ROSS: Oh....
- 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:13,606 She never tells us anything.
- 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,276 Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
- 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,821 Mom, there are so many people in my life.
- 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,074 Some are seeing people and some aren't.
- 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,034 Is that crystal?
- 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,581 So who's the mystery man?
- 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,625 Well, he's a doctor.
- 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,294 A real doctor?
- 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,713 No, a doctor of meat.
- 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,424 Of course he's a real doctor.
- 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,301 And he's handsome.
- 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,971 And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.
- 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,182 Well, that's wonderful.
- 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,273 Mom, it's okay.
- 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,524 It is, Judy.
- 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,193 Jack!
- 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,781 Could you come in here for a moment?
- 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,324 Now!
- 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,786 -Found it! -I'll take that, Dad.
- 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:16,044 It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
- 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,881 That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city.
- 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,383 I'm the twinkie.
- 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,178 -You're the twinkie? -She's not a twinkie!
- 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,431 Look, this is the best relationship I've been in--
- 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,351 Oh, please! A relationship?
- 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,019 Yes, a relationship!
- 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,480 For your information, I'm crazy about this man.
- 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,815 Really?
- 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:38,525 Yes.
- 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,195 Am ! supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
- 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:47,617 This is a good thing. You said you've never seen Richard happier.
- 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:48,827 When did I say that?
- 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:52,622 Upstairs in the bathroom, right before you felt up Mom!
- 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,000 SING!NG: Happy birthday to you
- 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,754 Happy birthday to you
- 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:04,342 Happy birthday, dear Jack
- 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:09,347 Happy birthday to you
- 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:13,893 It looks so good! Oh, I love it.
- 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:17,230 I know, so do I! I'm so glad you made me do this.
- 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,315 Okay, let me see yours.
- 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,737 Let's see yours again.
- 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,283 We just saw mine. Let me see yours.
- 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,537 Oh, no!
- 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,707 It's gone! That's so weird.
- 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,710 I don't know how, where it went.
- 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,171 You didn't get it?
- 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,464 No.
- 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,091 Why not?
- 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,759 I'm sorry! !'m sorry!
- 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,554 How could you do this to me? This was your idea!
- 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:53,349 I know! I was gonna get it, but he came in with this needle.
- 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,227 And did you know they do this with needles?
- 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,147 Really? You don't say?
- 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,275 Because mine was licked on by kittens!
- 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,446 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,156 I'm sorry about what--
- 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,824 -Yeah, me too. -I know.
- 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,121 Do we need to hug?
- 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,541 No, we're all right.
- 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,669 So I got you something.
- 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,297 Plastic spoons!
- 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,594 -Great! -Lick away, my man!
- 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:33,973 These will go great in my new place till I get real ones.
- 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,808 What?
- 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:40,647 I can't use these forever. They're no friend of the environment.
- 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,192 No, I mean what's this about your new place?
- 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,361 I'm moving out, like we talked about.
- 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,571 I didn't think that was serious.
- 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,368 You know, I thought that was just a fight.
- 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,286 Well, it was a fight...
- 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,789 ...based on serious stuff, remember?
- 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,166 About how I never lived alone or anything?
- 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,378 I think it would be good for me. Help me to grow...
- 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:04,963 ...or whatever.
- 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,885 Well, there you go.
- 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,889 Hey, are you cool with this?
- 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,808 I don't wanna leave you high and dry.
- 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,851 I've never been lower or wetter.
- 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,439 I'll be fine. I'll just turn your...
- 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,274 ...bedroom into a game room.
- 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,777 Put the foosball table in there.
- 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,739 Why do you get to keep the table?
- 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,536 I did pay for half of it.
- 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:40,873 I paid for the other half.
- 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,835 I'll tell you what. I'll play you for it.
- 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,129 All right, you're on.
- 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,549 I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.
- 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,262 Your men will get scored on more times than your sister.
- 00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,018 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,396 Which sister?
- 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,152 So are you sorry that I told them?
- 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,448 No. It's been a long time since your dad and I went running.
- 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:18,953 Did you get it?
- 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,955 RACHEL: !s Ross here? -He went out for pizza.
- 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,623 RACHEL: Okay, really quick.
- 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,460 That's great!
- 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,919 Very tasteful.
- 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,464 -Wanna see mine? Wanna see mine? MONICA: Yes!
- 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,632 What? You didn't get one.
- 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,510 Okay. Well then, what is this?
- 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,473 What are we looking at?
- 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,184 That blue freckle?
- 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,103 That's my tattoo.
- 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,898 That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing.
- 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,733 I got her in the chair...
- 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:52,862 ...he barely touched her with the needle, she screamed and that was it.
- 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,739 Okay, hi!
- 00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,369 For your information, this is exactly what I wanted.
- 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:04,999 This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance.
- 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,754 It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
- 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,508 Oh, what a load of crap!
- 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,260 That is a dot!
- 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:21,224 Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the helI's my lily, you wuss!"
- 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,312 That is not a tattoo! This is a tattoo!
- 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,610 You got a tattoo?
- 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:34,987 Maybe.
- 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,158 But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world!
- 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,912 ROSS: Well, let me see.
- 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,625 Well?
- 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,377 Well, it's really...
- 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,505 ...sexy.
- 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,216 I wouldn't have thought it would be, but...
- 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,176 ...wow!
- 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,055 Really?
- 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,765 Yeah, so....
- 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,561 So is it sore? Or can you do stuff?
- 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,273 I guess.
- 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,400 Save us some pizza.
- 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,658 Get it out of the corner!
- 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,661 Pass it! Pass it!
- 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,080 Stop talking to your men!
- 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,541 Yes!
- 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,543 And the table is mine.
- 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,299 Congratulations.
- 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,355 You guys will still come visit me, right?
- 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,274 Oh, yeah! You got the big TV.
- 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,693 We'll be over there all the time.
- 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,571 Except when we are here.
- 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,329 I know you're just moving uptown, but I'll really miss you.
- 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,665 How can you not be across the hall anymore?
- 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:14,045 Who's gonna eat all of our food and tie up our phone lines--
- 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,130 Is that my bra?
- 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:22,136 -What are you doing with my bra? -It's not what you think.
- 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,473 We used it to fling water balloons off the roof.
- 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:30,102 Remember? Those kids couldn't even get theirs across the street.
- 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,146 Yeah, ! remember.
- 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,027 Let's bring the rest of these down to the truck.
- 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,791 You want me to...
- 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,502 ...give you a hand with the foosball table?
- 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,878 Nah....
- 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,006 You keep it. You need the practice.
- 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,426 Thanks.
- 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,512 So...
- 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,597 ...I guess this is it.
- 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,099 Yeah, right.
- 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,642 I guess so.
- 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,063 Listen....
- 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,607 When am ! gonna see you?
- 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,985 I'm guessing tonight at the coffeehouse.
- 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,612 Right. Yeah. Okay.
- 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,115 Take care.
- 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,061 [English - US - SDH]
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