Эпизод, где Росс и Рэйчел...ну, вы знаете
Описание
На деньги, заработанные на съемках мыльных опер, Джоуи покупает большой телевизор и два кожаных кресла-реклайнера, превращая себя и Чендлера в «домоседов», которые проводят дни за просмотром телевизора, не вставая с кресел. Моника работает кейтеринговой компанией у красивого доктора Ричарда Берка (Том Селлек), офтальмолога, старого друга семьи. Он и Моника взаимно очарованы друг другом и позже идут на свидание. Росс и Рэйчел пытаются устроить свое первое настоящее свидание, хотя Рэйчел с трудом адаптируется к их новым романтическим отношениям, начиная хихикать в неподходящие моменты. Незадолго до следующего свидания у Росса случается непредвиденная ситуация в музее, поэтому Рэйчел идет с ним. Они проводят ночь в музейной экспозиции, просыпаясь голыми и под шкурой животного, под взглядами посетителей (в основном детей), которые на них пялятся. В этом эпизоде Том Селлек появляется в эпизодической роли, которая принесла ему номинацию на премию «Эмми» в категории «Лучший приглашенный актер в комедийном сериале» в 2000 году.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:05,504 All right, no peeking. No peeking.
- 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,548 No peeking. No peeking!
- 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:11,552 All right, all right, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.
- 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,098 All right. Open your eyes!
- 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:24,148 Sweet mother of all that is good and pure.
- 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:27,109 Huh? Days of our Lives picked up my option!
- 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,903 -Congratulations! -I know! Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:34,408 Now we can watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
- 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:38,203 So, uh, which one is mine?
- 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:42,249 Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want!
- 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,044 Not that one.
- 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,216 Oh, yes!
- 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,887 Oh, yeah! That's the stuff.
- 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,222 Oh.
- 00:00:57,390 --> 00:01:00,267 -Do we dare? -We dare.
- 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,270 BOTH: Oh.
- 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,315 BOTH: Oh!
- 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,699 I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice...
- 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:00,369 ...so you could watch TV with your feet up.
- 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,247 No, they were chair-shaped cows.
- 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,625 They never would have survived in the wild.
- 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:07,918 This screen is amazing.
- 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:11,171 -Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size. PHOEBE: Uh-huh.
- 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,673 [ALL GASP]
- 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:17,010 Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she?
- 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,887 -Hi, you guys. JOEY: Hey.
- 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,347 PHOEBE: Hey.
- 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:23,350 -Hey, you. -Hey, you.
- 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,479 JOEY & CHANDLER: Whoa, hey, whoa. -Oh.
- 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,023 So, uh, how was your day?
- 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,692 Oh, you know, pretty much the usual.
- 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,778 Uh, sun shining, birds chirping.
- 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,155 Really? Mine too.
- 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,157 Hey, cool! Mine too!
- 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,575 [PAGER BEEPlNG]
- 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,368 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:44,288 I gotta get to the museum. So, um....
- 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:47,166 -I'll see you tonight? -Okay.
- 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,129 Oh.
- 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:54,423 Bye, guys!
- 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:55,674 PHOEBE: Bye. MONICA: Bye.
- 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:56,925 [S!GHS]
- 00:02:57,093 --> 00:03:00,137 -Tonight? JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey, whoa.
- 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:03,473 -What's tonight? -It is our first official date.
- 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,267 Our first date.
- 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:08,478 Uh, ha, ha. Hello?
- 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,772 Hi.
- 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,194 Tonight? You're supposed to waitress for me? My catering thing?
- 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:18,697 -Any of that trigger anything? -Oh, God, Monica. I forgot!
- 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,699 This is our first date.
- 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,952 -Yes, but my mom got me this job. -I can be a waitress!
- 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,414 Thank you, thank you. See? Phoebe! Phoebe!
- 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,041 -Really, Pheebs? -Uh-huh.
- 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,709 You'd have to be an actual waitress.
- 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,754 This can't be like your "l can be a bear cub" thing.
- 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,423 I can be a waitress. Okay, watch this.
- 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,884 Um, give me two number ones, 86 the bacon...
- 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,969 ...one Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck them!
- 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,638 [HUMMlNG]
- 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,353 [DOORBELL BUZZES]
- 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,319 It's James Bond!
- 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:02,157 -Sorry we're late. -That's okay. Come on in.
- 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,827 Um, !'m sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
- 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:08,038 Dr. Burke, it's me.
- 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,581 Monica?
- 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,583 My God! You used to be so....
- 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:15,420 I mean, you've-- You must have lost like....
- 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,801 -You look great. -Thank you.
- 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,761 This is Phoebe. She'll be helping me.
- 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:24,680 Hi, Phoebe. Nice to meet you.
- 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,848 [GlGGLES]
- 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,562 RlCHARD: So how you been? -Great. How have you been?
- 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,982 Oh, obviously you know Barbara and I split up...
- 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,484 ...or you wouldn't do the head tilt.
- 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:38,986 The head tilt?
- 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:41,363 Since the divorce, everybody asks how ! am...
- 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:44,491 ...with a sympathetic head tilt. "How you doing? You okay?"
- 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:45,909 Oh.
- 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,452 -I'm sorry. -No, no.
- 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,579 It's fine. Believe me, I do it too.
- 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:54,459 I always answer with the "I'm okay" head bob. "I'm okay."
- 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:57,671 "You're sure?" "Yeah, !'m fine."
- 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,424 I gotta set up the music. I got a new CD changer.
- 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:03,760 Of course, the divorce only left me with four CDs to change.
- 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,555 Oh, that's too bad.
- 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,849 I'll survive.
- 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:12,269 ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Ward. with a reverse.
- 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:15,605 Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both.
- 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,607 But listen...
- 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,444 ...don't ring the buzzer for 1 9.
- 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:23,322 Ring 20. Geller/Green.
- 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,241 They'll let you in, okay?
- 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:31,872 If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you.
- 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,583 Okay, thanks.
- 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,418 [S!GHS]
- 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:39,588 Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
- 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,924 What if we have to pee?
- 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,347 I'll cancel the sodas.
- 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,394 Get back out there. It's your party!
- 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:57,731 But they're so dull. They're all ophthalmologists.
- 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,649 You're an ophthalmologist.
- 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:03,111 Because my parents wanted me to be. I wanted to be a sheriff.
- 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,571 [MON!CA LAUGHS]
- 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:08,367 Ha, ha. That's funny. Cadillac, cataract. ! get it.
- 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,660 But you stay out there!
- 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,538 -You see? -All right, I tell you what.
- 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:17,459 I'll come get you in five minutes with some sort of, um, kebob emergency.
- 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:18,710 Okay.
- 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,129 Ah. Better.
- 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,382 Oh, God, here we go.
- 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:25,509 Hey, want to see them go nuts?
- 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,344 Watch this.
- 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,805 Who needs glasses?
- 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,432 [ALL CHEER]
- 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,060 [BOTH LAUGH!NG]
- 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:40,190 -You are so smitten. -I am not!
- 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,318 Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten.
- 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,153 Oh.
- 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,072 -You should ask him out. -Dr. Burke?
- 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,743 I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown-up.
- 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:55,914 So? You two are totally into each other.
- 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:59,751 He's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.
- 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,170 So you're never gonna see him again?
- 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,756 Not never.
- 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,218 I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
- 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:12,556 -Didn't you just get your eyes checked? -Yeah, but, you know, uh...
- 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:17,144 ...27 is a dangerous eye age.
- 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:26,319 I'm not saying it was a bad movie. I'm just saying it was a little...
- 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:27,863 ...hard to follow.
- 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,282 I told you there'd be subtitles.
- 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,492 RACHEL: I know.
- 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,871 I just didn't want to wear my glasses on our first date.
- 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:37,622 Oh.
- 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,089 RACHEL: Monica?
- 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:53,680 It would help when I'm kissing if you didn't shout my sister's name.
- 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,016 -Honey, I'm just checking. -Oh.
- 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,518 - Ahem. Monica? -Mon?
- 00:07:58,686 --> 00:07:59,853 -Monica? ROSS: Mon?
- 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,105 RACHEL: Monica?
- 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:15,911 [ROSS SlGHS]
- 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,252 [RACHEL LAUGHS]
- 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,839 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,008 [RACHEL LAUGHlNG]
- 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,843 What?
- 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,637 -What? -I'm sorry.
- 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:36,932 I'm sorry. !t's just, when you moved your hands down to my butt...
- 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,810 ...it was like, "Whoa, Ross' hands are on my butt!"
- 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,229 Sorry.
- 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,773 And that's funny why?
- 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,734 Well, it's not. Uh....
- 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,153 I mean, I'm sorry. I guess I'm just nervous.
- 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,405 I mean, it's you.
- 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,907 -You know, it's us. -Mm.
- 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:58,203 I mean, we're crossing that line. It's sort of a big thing.
- 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:02,582 Well, I know it's big. I just didn't know it was ha-ha big.
- 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,209 Okay.
- 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,051 [RACHEL LAUGHS]
- 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,012 Okay, my hands were nowhere near your butt.
- 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,848 I know, I know, ! know!
- 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:22,018 I was thinking about when they were there the last time.
- 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:24,980 I'm sorry, !'m sorry. Okay, look! Whoa, I promise.
- 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:28,191 I'm good. I won't laugh anymore. Put your hands back there.
- 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:31,611 No, see, now I can't, because, uh...
- 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,530 ...I'm feeling too self-conscious.
- 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,657 -Just one cheek. -No. Ha.
- 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,826 The moment's gone.
- 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,287 -I'll back up into your hands. -That's romantic.
- 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:41,538 RACHEL: Touch it. ROSS: No.
- 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,415 RACHEL: Oh, come on, squeeze it. ROSS: No!
- 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,708 RACHEL: Rub it? ROSS: No.
- 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:47,377 RACHEL: Oh, come on! Would you just grab my ass?
- 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:58,888 Wow, look at that. The car is on fire...
- 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:02,142 ...yet somehow its expensive paint job...
- 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:05,645 ...is protected by the Miracle Wax.
- 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:10,358 You've got a Cheeto on your face, man.
- 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,154 [SNIFFS]
- 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,489 Thanks.
- 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,825 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,285 Ah.
- 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,080 Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel?
- 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:26,499 That was 14 hours ago.
- 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,628 -So how'd it go? -Well....
- 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,631 Have you ever been, you know, fooling around with a girl...
- 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:36,593 ...and, uh, she started laughing?
- 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:40,764 Yeah, but, uh, it was 1 982...
- 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:44,434 ...and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin.
- 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,105 -She laughed at you? -Yeah.
- 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,858 I've been wanting this since ninth grade typing.
- 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,486 You know, I just want it to be perfect...
- 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,156 ...and right and....
- 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,868 Why isn't that laser beam cutting through the paint?
- 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,872 -It's the Miracle Wax! -It certainly is a miracle.
- 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,666 -Hi, you guys. JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,501 -Hey. RACHEL: Hi.
- 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,253 Listen, ! was, um, thinking about....
- 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,672 Listen, can you guys speak up?
- 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:17,133 It's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
- 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,471 Okay, listen.
- 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,683 I'm sorry about last night. I really want to make it up to you.
- 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:28,937 No. You know, there's no need to make it up-- How?
- 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:34,067 Well, I was thinking maybe a, um-- Ahem, a romantic dinner...
- 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:37,153 ...with, um, candles and wine.
- 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,865 And then, uh, ahem, maybe going back to my place...
- 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,660 ...for, um, dessert.
- 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:45,870 Hmm.
- 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,580 That sounds...
- 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,416 ...perfect? Heh.
- 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,169 [BANG ON DOOR]
- 00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,719 -What's this? -Would you get us a couple of beers?
- 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,601 I'm going to look into your eyes now.
- 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:09,894 Really?
- 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,063 Yeah, that's my job.
- 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,606 [MON!CA CHUCKLES]
- 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,109 All right. Look up.
- 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,570 Look down.
- 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,281 Now, open your eyes and look down.
- 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:22,949 That's right.
- 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,160 Look into the light.
- 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,787 Now look at me.
- 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:36,713 Okay.
- 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,177 Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
- 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,637 Good. They feel good.
- 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,264 In my head.
- 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:51,060 Um, so....
- 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,647 -It was great to see you. -You too.
- 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,233 You too.
- 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,069 Okay, um....
- 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,822 Goodbye. Ha, ha.
- 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,617 -Drops! -What?
- 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,620 Drops. Here, they're free.
- 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,375 Thanks. Uh, so....
- 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:15,919 I guess I better be going.
- 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,879 Oh, okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
- 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,589 -Thanks again. -Oh.
- 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,257 [RICHARD CHUCKLES]
- 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:22,926 Oh.
- 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,314 We have to get you lazy boys out of these chairs.
- 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,692 JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey, whoa, hey, whoa. -Oh, oh.
- 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:44,113 You should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.
- 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:47,450 No. Inside good.
- 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,870 Outside bad.
- 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,540 You guys are so pathetic.
- 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,333 Oh, Xanadu!
- 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,001 Oh!
- 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,297 She's one of us now.
- 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:03,842 -Hi, you guys. -Hey.
- 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,677 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,721 We just wanted to stop by and, uh, say good night.
- 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,765 CHANDLER & PHOEBE: Good night.
- 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,142 They won't even turn their heads.
- 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:16,563 All right, you guys. I'm taking off my shirt.
- 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,404 No, she's lying.
- 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:30,285 Stop sending food to our apartment!
- 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,328 Why are you dressed up?
- 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,581 You're not the only one who has a date.
- 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,333 -What? You have a date? Who with? -No one.
- 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,253 -Come on, what's his name? -Nothing.
- 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,338 Come on, tell me.
- 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,800 All right, but !'m very excited about this, okay?
- 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,053 So promise you won't get big-brothery and judgmental.
- 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,680 I promise. What?
- 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,141 -It's Richard Burke. -Who's Richard Burke?
- 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,976 Is that Dr.--? Dr. Burke?
- 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,272 You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why? Why? Why...
- 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,941 ...should that bother me?
- 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,027 I love that man. He's like, uh...
- 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,738 ...a brother to Dad.
- 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,489 Well, for your information...
- 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:12,327 ...he is the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest man I've ever been with.
- 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,786 Dr. Burke is sexy?
- 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,038 BOTH: Oh, God!
- 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,956 Absolutely!
- 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:18,458 [PAGER BEEPS]
- 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,918 Damn!
- 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,253 It's the museum again. Can !--? Oh.
- 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,924 -You know, Dr. Burke kissed me once. -When?
- 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:30,386 When I was, um, 7, ! crashed my bike right out in front of his house...
- 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,307 ...and to stop me from crying, he kissed me right here.
- 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,602 -Oh, you are so lucky! -I know. Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:41,397 Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display.
- 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,316 No, no.
- 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:47,904 no, Homo habi!is was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.
- 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,239 Well, maybe he was nervous.
- 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,747 [S!GHS]
- 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,707 Oh, look! I can't believe this!
- 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:04,087 Homo habilis can't use tools yet, and they've got him with clay pots?
- 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,923 Why don't they just give him a microwave? Heh.
- 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,134 I'm sorry this is taking so long.
- 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,680 You know, I-- lt's longer than I expected. We will have dinner.
- 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:16,391 -That's okay. !t's fine. -Karl!
- 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,311 Oh, God.
- 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,702 -Wow! !s that Michelle? -Yep.
- 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,538 I've not seen her since high-school graduation.
- 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,749 Oh, my God, that night she got so dru--
- 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,503 Emotional.
- 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,214 -You know, she's having another baby. -Mm.
- 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:52,427 -I thought she just had one. -No, no. Henry's almost 2.
- 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,638 And he's talking and everything. Here.
- 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,889 Aw.
- 00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,727 The other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa.
- 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:04,272 In all fairness, his other grandpa's a drunk, but still....
- 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:09,152 Whoa. You're a grandpa.
- 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,322 Yeah.
- 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,121 Are we nuts here?
- 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,373 I don't know. Maybe.
- 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:27,420 I mean, I'm dating a man whose pool I once peed in.
- 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,173 I didn't need to know that.
- 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,468 I guess 21 years is a lot.
- 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:38,681 I mean, hell, !'m a whole person who can drink older than you.
- 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,601 Yeah.
- 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,605 So....
- 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:52,487 -So maybe we should just.... -Yeah.
- 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,405 Yeah.
- 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,407 Maybe....
- 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,534 [RICHARD S!GHS]
- 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,370 Wow.
- 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,999 This really sucks.
- 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,376 Yeah, it sure does.
- 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,172 Ah.
- 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:13,758 [RICHARD S!GHS]
- 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,523 Uh, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?
- 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,484 RlCHARD: No, there's no rush or anything.
- 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,735 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,030 MAN: Pizza delivery! -Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys!
- 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,368 -Rach? -Oh.
- 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,994 -I'm done. Ah. - Ahem.
- 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,873 Yeah, well, you know what? So is, uh, Sorentino's.
- 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,544 I'm sorry. Let's, uh-- Why don't we find someplace else?
- 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:53,172 It's late. Everything will be closed. We'll do it another night.
- 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,715 No, no, we won't.
- 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,175 We won't?
- 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,427 Come on.
- 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,596 Okay, that's dead, right?
- 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,684 -What is this? What are we doing? -Shh.
- 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:08,271 -Do you want Cran-Apple or Cran-Grape? -Grape.
- 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,439 [ROSS HUMS]
- 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,066 Okay, now...
- 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,901 ...sit.
- 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,696 Okay.
- 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,239 [RACHEL S!GHS]
- 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,908 Oh, my God!
- 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,912 MAN [ON FILM]: Billions ofyears ago, Earth was--
- 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,207 Sorry.
- 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,335 [CHR!S ISAAK'S "W!CKED GAME" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
- 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:35,089 Ah. So, what are we looking at?
- 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:40,136 Well, uh, you see that little cluster of stars next to the big one?
- 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,055 That is Ursa Major.
- 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,601 -Really? -No idea. lt could be. Could be.
- 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,144 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,148 Listen, !'m sorry I had to work tonight.
- 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,442 Oh, that's okay.
- 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,153 -You were worth the wait. -Oh.
- 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,281 And I don't just mean tonight.
- 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:06,829 I never dreamed That I'd meet somebody like you
- 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,581 Whoa.
- 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,708 You're not laughing.
- 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,003 This time it's not so funny.
- 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:24,597 No, ! don't want to fal! in love
- 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,600 This love is only gonna break your heart
- 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,770 ROSS: Aah! RACHEL: Oh!
- 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,147 Okay, loosen the knot. Loosen the knot.
- 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,066 Sorry, sorry.
- 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,318 [BOTH LAUGH]
- 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,451 what a wicked game you play
- 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,538 Aah! Oh, God! Oh.
- 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,207 Honey?
- 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,167 Oh, that's okay.
- 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,044 What?
- 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,673 Oh, no. You just rolled over the juice box.
- 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,808 Oh, thank God!
- 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:20,653 No, ! don't want to fal! in love
- 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:24,031 This love is only gonna break your heart
- 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,956 [S!GHS]
- 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,129 Hey.
- 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,339 Hey, you.
- 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:49,056 I can't believe I'm waking up next to you.
- 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,684 I know. It is pretty unbel--
- 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,272 RACHEL: What? -We're not alone.
- 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,701 [LAUGHlNG ON TV]
- 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,288 [BOTH LAUGH!NG]
- 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,173 [ALARM WA!L!NG]
- 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,093 -Is that the fire alarm? -Yeah.
- 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,391 Oh, it's not warm yet. We still have time.
- 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,978 -Cool. -Yeah, yeah. Cool!
- 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,529 [English - US - SDH]
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