Эпизод, где смотрят видео с выпускного бала
Описание
После своего триумфального дебюта в сериале «Дни нашей жизни» Джоуи возвращает Чендлеру 812 долларов и дарит ему золотой браслет с гравировкой, который, по мнению Чендлера, делает его похожим на гея. Джоуи обижается, услышав жалобы Чендлера на это. Кроме того, безработная Моника испытывает финансовые трудности. Домашнее видео с выпускного вечера Моники и Рэйчел показывает, что Моника раньше была полной, а у Рэйчел был большой нос. Кажется, кавалер Рэйчел, Чип, её бросил, поэтому Росс надел смокинг своего отца, чтобы пойти с ней на выпускной, хотя Чип появился в последнюю минуту, и Рэйчел ничего не знала о поступке Росса. Рэйчел, потрясённая жестом Росса, целует его. В 1997 году журнал TV Guide поставил этот эпизод на 100-е место в своём списке 100 лучших эпизодов телевидения.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:04,128 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:05,754 Hold on a second.
- 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,468 Nice. Nice.
- 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,095 I got you something.
- 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:16,181 -What's this? -Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
- 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,268 I don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's a thousand...
- 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:21,395 ...if you want me for the whole night.
- 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,690 -What is this for? -Well, I'm making money now.
- 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,985 And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills...
- 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,487 ...and so many slices of pizza I can't even count.
- 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:33,615 -I love you, man. -Well, thanks, man.
- 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,075 Now ! can get my pony.
- 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:40,873 Hey. This is a little extra something for always being there for me.
- 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:51,884 Wow, ! don't know what to say.
- 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,804 -Eh? What do you say? -I don't know.
- 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:58,724 It's a bracelet.
- 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:02,061 Isn't it? It's engraved too. Check it out.
- 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,229 "To my best bud."
- 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:10,569 Thanks, best bud.
- 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,323 -Put it on. -Oh. Now?
- 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:19,411 No, something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.
- 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:22,581 No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything.
- 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,751 When you put this on, you're good to go.
- 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,299 Oh, man!
- 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:35,427 You are so wearing that bracelet!
- 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,971 I so am!
- 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:41,725 Oh! Any idea what this will do for your sex life?
- 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,811 It'll probably slow it down at first...
- 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:47,106 ...but once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
- 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:38,490 -This all looks good. -Great.
- 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,827 If I want to call for a reference on your last job...?
- 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:45,205 Oh, that's there on the bottom, see? The manager, Chandler Bing?
- 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:46,748 All right.
- 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:51,003 Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.
- 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:54,506 A salad? I could do something more complicated.
- 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,509 No, just the salad will be fine.
- 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,428 You got it.
- 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:04,266 Now ! want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
- 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,395 All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.
- 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,063 Uh-huh. ls it dirty?
- 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,732 Oh, no, no. I'm gonna wash it.
- 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,193 Don't. ! like it dirty.
- 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,405 That's your call.
- 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,742 So, uh, what are you going to do next?
- 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,494 I thought that I'd cut up the tomatoes.
- 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,997 Are they firm?
- 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,294 -They're okay. -You sure they haven't gone bad?
- 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:35,172 You sure they're not very, very bad?
- 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,469 Ahem. No, really, they're okay.
- 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,971 You gonna slice them up real nice?
- 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,098 I was going to do them julienne.
- 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,059 [MOANS]
- 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:49,228 I'm out of here!
- 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,485 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,238 Hello?
- 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:02,366 RacheI's not here right now. Can ! take a message?
- 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,493 All right. And how do we spell Casey?
- 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,454 Is it like "at the bat" or "and The Sunshine Band"?
- 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:10,040 Okay, bye-bye.
- 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,794 Hey, who's this Casey?
- 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,629 Some guy she met at the movies.
- 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:17,589 What does he want with her?
- 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,967 I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance...
- 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,263 ...you know, make a little love....
- 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,518 Well, pretty much get down tonight.
- 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,400 I don't know. I don't--
- 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:40,237 I don't get it! Two months ago, Rachel and I were this close.
- 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,865 Now !'m taking messages from guys she meets at the movies?
- 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:48,036 I mean, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know?
- 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,248 Or Rachel and ! should be together...
- 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,501 ...and we should get some kind of message service.
- 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:57,087 Hang in there. It's gonna happen.
- 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,755 Now how do you know that?
- 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,758 Because she's your lobster.
- 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,512 Oh, she's going somewhere.
- 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:12,185 It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.
- 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:16,523 You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples...
- 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:20,485 ...walking around their tank, holding claws, like....
- 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,158 CHANDLER: Hey, you feeling better?
- 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:29,745 Yeah, ! think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.
- 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:32,497 So do you have any other possibilities?
- 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,959 Yeah. There is the possibility that I won't make rent.
- 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,128 Monica, if you want, I can lend you money.
- 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,131 No, no. lf I couldn't pay you back right away...
- 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,800 ...then !'d feel guilty and tense every time ! saw you.
- 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:47,012 Oh. Then why don't you borrow it from Mom and Dad?
- 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:50,015 You feel guilty and tense around them already.
- 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,809 Might as well make some money off of them.
- 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,437 -The man's got a point. -Ohh.
- 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,565 What is that sparkly thing?
- 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,193 That thing? lt's a, uh--
- 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,655 Yeah, it's a little flashy.
- 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:07,908 No, no.
- 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:11,620 No, no. lt's not flashy. Not for a goodfella.
- 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:18,668 Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons.
- 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,549 MONICA: Hi. -Hi.
- 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,676 -Hi, darling. MONICA: So what's this?
- 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,345 Some of your old stuff.
- 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:34,184 Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
- 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,397 Wow, that is a surprise!
- 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,066 Just one little question. Why not Ross' room?
- 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:42,692 Gosh, we talked about that...
- 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:47,572 ...but your brother had so many science trophies, plaques, merit badges....
- 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,699 Well, we didn't want to disturb them.
- 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,326 God forbid!
- 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:55,914 -Ohh. -Hi.
- 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,874 Hi, Rachel. Aww.
- 00:06:58,042 --> 00:07:01,420 We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up.
- 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:05,382 Well, they're just separated. You never know! We'll see.
- 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,801 I can't say any of us were surprised.
- 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,472 Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them.
- 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,892 -Oh. -Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
- 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,813 What? What incident?
- 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:23,233 Um, no, no. I must be thinking of someone else.
- 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,068 Maybe me! Ha!
- 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:29,239 Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold.
- 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,912 PHOEBE: Want a refill? -No. I'm all right, thanks.
- 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,543 You gotta give me a second. I want to get this just right.
- 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,503 Ahem.
- 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:49,509 Dude, 1 1 :00, totally hot babe checking you out.
- 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:56,141 That was really good. I think I'm ready for my penis now.
- 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,194 I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
- 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:10,822 -I'm Gail. -Chandler.
- 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:16,703 I.... I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you.
- 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,039 What?
- 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:26,296 This is excellent!
- 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,174 He could've gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs.
- 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,468 But no! He has to get me the "woman repeller"!
- 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,597 The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!
- 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,683 -It's not that bad. -Easy for you to say.
- 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:42,020 You're not sporting a reject from the Mr. T collection!
- 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,438 Chandler. Chandler.
- 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:47,192 "l pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! ! do! I do!
- 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:49,402 I pity that fool--" Ay.
- 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:54,366 Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions.
- 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:55,992 Do your Marcel Marceau.
- 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,788 That's actually good.
- 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,379 [!NAUDlBLE DlALOGUE]
- 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:12,509 Would you look at that guy? How long has he been talking to her?
- 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:16,846 It's like, back off, buddy! She's a waitress, not a geisha.
- 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,224 I think she's okay.
- 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:24,187 Look at that! See how she's pushing him away and he won't budge?
- 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,273 I'm gonna do something.
- 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:32,571 We'll get a condo right on the mountain. Ski in, ski out, it's great.
- 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,532 Excuse me? Are you Rachel?
- 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,075 What?
- 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,369 Ross Geller.
- 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:43,373 God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow!
- 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,418 What are you doing?
- 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,462 Oh, my God, is this the wrong day?
- 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,090 I don't believe it!
- 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,135 If it works out, we'll have something to tell the grandkids!
- 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,678 You sure will.
- 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,638 I've gotta go.
- 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:00,640 -Take care. ROSS: Okay.
- 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,058 -See you later. RACHEL: Ohh.
- 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:06,980 You're welcome.
- 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,067 -What? -I was saving you.
- 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,988 Saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man?
- 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:18,074 -From where I was-- -Okay, Ross, listen to me.
- 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,952 I am not yours to save.
- 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,872 -But you are. -What?
- 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,583 Uh, well, um-- You're my lobster.
- 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:33,340 Okay. Are you being the blind-date guy again?
- 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,385 No, you're my lobster.
- 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:40,055 See, um.... Lobsters....
- 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:43,600 Uh, in the tank, when they're old...
- 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,605 ...they get with the-- They walk around holding the claws.
- 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,025 In the tank! You know, with...
- 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,944 ...with the holding and....
- 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:58,031 Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing?
- 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,075 Do the claws again.
- 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,287 Rach, forget the lobsters, okay?
- 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:06,289 Let's talk-- What about us?
- 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,751 Ross, there is no "us," okay?
- 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,379 -No, but-- -No! Listen to me!
- 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,881 I fell for you and I get clobbered.
- 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,009 You then fall for me and I again get clobbered.
- 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:21,846 I'm tired of being clobbered, you know?
- 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,640 It's just not worth it.
- 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,100 Well, but--
- 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,227 No "but," Ross.
- 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:31,314 We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that.
- 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,526 Except-- Except that what?
- 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,114 No. No.
- 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:43,034 Accept that.
- 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,497 Oh.
- 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:56,214 Hey, man! Look, it's my best bud! How you doing?
- 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,760 Wow. You're getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing.
- 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,015 What do you say we play some ball? You and me, huh? What do you say?
- 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,520 Okay, that's my bad.
- 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,316 If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so.
- 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,569 Doesn't the fact that I wore it...
- 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:20,655 ...say how much our friendship means to me?
- 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,784 What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
- 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:28,037 Well, that's the part where I'm a wank.
- 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:31,166 I was hoping you wouldn't focus on that.
- 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,170 Come on, man! I said I was sorry a hundred times.
- 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,839 I promise, I will never take it off my...
- 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,841 ...wrist.
- 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,889 But if you want to stay in there and be mad...
- 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,057 ...you just, you stay in there.
- 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,934 You know what the--
- 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,187 I am here, on my knees...
- 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,816 ...holding up these couch cushions...
- 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,736 ...as a symbol of my sorrow and regret.
- 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,157 Much like they did in biblical times.
- 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,242 Though you may haveth anger now....
- 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,168 You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush.
- 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,630 I'm just saying! It's right there!
- 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,966 -Hey, guys. JUDY: Hi, darling.
- 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,385 Where's my grandson? You didn't bring him?
- 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,472 No. He's at Carol and Susan's today.
- 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,974 A woman in my office is a lesbian.
- 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,144 I'm just saying!
- 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,732 Jack, look! There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up!
- 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,442 [LAUGHS]
- 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,782 -Where have you been? -Emotional hell.
- 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,575 So did they lend you the money?
- 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,619 No, I haven't asked them yet.
- 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,454 Come on, Monica, do it.
- 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,122 Hey, you guys.
- 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,416 Monica has some news.
- 00:13:56,752 --> 00:14:00,922 So listen, !'m sorry ! didn't tell you this before, but...
- 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:05,718 ...I'm no longer at my job. I had to leave it.
- 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,180 -Why? -Because they made me.
- 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:14,310 You were fired? What are you gonna do?
- 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,815 Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we're talking about.
- 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,275 We taught her well.
- 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:24,654 -Ten percent of your paycheck goes where? BOTH: In the bank.
- 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,408 So she dips into her savings. That's what it's there for.
- 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,993 She's gonna be fine.
- 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,036 If you need a little extra...
- 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,414 ...you know where to find it.
- 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,708 Anything larger back there?
- 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,086 I can't believe it!
- 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,880 Would you stop already?
- 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:45,091 Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
- 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,802 Oh, you're right. I should play in the hay.
- 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:52,307 For about the fact I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet ! hated to begin with.
- 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,225 Bring on the hay!
- 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,227 Hey!
- 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,648 I've got something that'll make you happy.
- 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,567 Guess what Gunther found?
- 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,652 PHOEBE: Ohh!
- 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,696 Hey, now you have two!
- 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,199 Oh, now you have two.
- 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,871 What am I gonna do?
- 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:19,500 Hey.
- 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,378 How come you have two?
- 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,256 This one's for you.
- 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,052 -Get out! -No, I can't.
- 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,681 I know how much this means to you...
- 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,184 ...and I also know this is about more than jewelry.
- 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:39,938 It's about you and me and the fact that we're "best buds."
- 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,984 Wow. !s this friendship? ! think so!
- 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,113 Check it out! We're bracelet buddies!
- 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,783 That's what they'll call us!
- 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,996 Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like.
- 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,332 You have dinosaur checks?
- 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,920 Yeah. You get your money and you learn something.
- 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,380 What's wrong with that?
- 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,798 Nothing.
- 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,717 Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus!
- 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,223 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, !'m very grateful.
- 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,891 Hey, Mon, what is this?
- 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,185 Oh, um....
- 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:23,356 That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.
- 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:28,069 Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains.
- 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,447 Hey, what's on this videotape?
- 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,324 You got me. Let's put it in.
- 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,998 -Hi. -Hey.
- 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,628 JUDY [ON TV]: Over here, Jack. Okay.
- 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,964 RacheI's coming up the path.
- 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,341 Doesn't she look pretty? Jack?
- 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,718 Can you get this?
- 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,222 Oh, my God!
- 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,433 What is with your nose?
- 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,897 They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum.
- 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:09,152 Okay, I was wrong. That's what they use to cover Connecticut.
- 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,156 -This is us getting ready for the prom. - Ah!
- 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,117 -We don't have to watch. -Yeah, we do.
- 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,744 MONICA: Come on! RACHEL: !t's fun!
- 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,370 JUDY: Get a shot of Monica.
- 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,081 -Where's Monica? MONICA: Over here, Dad!
- 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,209 JACK: Wait. How do you zoom out?
- 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,963 There she is!
- 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,177 Some girl ate Monica!
- 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,390 Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
- 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,226 So how many cameras are actually on you?
- 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,356 Oh, you look so great!
- 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,318 RACHEL: So do you! You look beautiful!
- 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,445 MONICA: Oops. RACHEL: What?
- 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,280 I think I got mayonnaise on you.
- 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,033 Oh, it's just the shoulder, not my dress.
- 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,162 JACK: Everybody smile!
- 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,414 Oh, Dad, turn it off!
- 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,959 JAck: lt is off. -It is not! What's with the red light?
- 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,463 JACK: It's the off light. Right, Ross?
- 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,598 Looking good, Mr. Kotter.
- 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,563 -You look pretty tonight. -Oh, thanks.
- 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,861 -What are you doing this summer? -I'm gonna hang out...
- 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,114 ...work on my music.
- 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:42,995 Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down.
- 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,755 Let me see. ! don't know. what are you gonna do--
- 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,965 [DOORBELL RINGS]
- 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,716 Oh! The guys are here!
- 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,135 --this summer?
- 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,427 Work on your music?
- 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,807 [PLAYING]
- 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,269 RACHEL: Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik!
- 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,690 You know, Roy saw Star Wars 31 7 times.
- 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,191 His name was in the paper.
- 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,988 Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet?
- 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,907 He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill.
- 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,827 There.
- 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,831 [WH!SPER!NG INDlST!NCTLY]
- 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,960 I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
- 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:37,425 I can't go to the prom without a date. I can't! It's too late!
- 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,595 If you're not going, then I don't want to go either.
- 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,347 Oh, !'m gonna kick Chip's ass!
- 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,185 l have a wonderful idea.
- 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:50,146 You should take Rachel to the prom.
- 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:55,318 -Doubtful. -Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
- 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,113 All right, go on. This thing's heavy.
- 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:02,909 Your mother's right. Take her. You can wear my tux.
- 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,577 She won't wanna go with me.
- 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,705 JAck: Of course she would! You're a college man!
- 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,208 -I don't know. -Well, come on.
- 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,251 Don't you wanna find out?
- 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,963 I can't believe I can't go to the prom!
- 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,715 This is so harsh!
- 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,348 -Hold my board. -Attaboy! Attaboy!
- 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,433 ROSS: I think we've seen enough.
- 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,477 -Let's turn it off. -No, no, no!
- 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,646 Well, I'm not gonna watch.
- 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,357 Come on, kid. Let's go!
- 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:40,238 JUDY: My! Are you handsome! JAck: Let's show them!
- 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,156 Just a sec, Dad.
- 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,618 Okay, be cool. Just be cool.
- 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,420 Okay, Dad.
- 00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,424 Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining--
- 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,884 Oh, no.
- 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,053 MONICA: Bye! Don't wait up!
- 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,013 RACHEL: Chip!
- 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,558 JUDY: Oh, dear!
- 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,435 Jack. How do I turn this off?
- 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:12,979 JACK: Press the button.
- 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,106 JUDY: Which one? Which button? Jack!
- 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,899 JACK: The button! The button!
- 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,114 I can't believe you did that.
- 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,119 Yeah, well....
- 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,733 See? He's her lobster!
- 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,826 JUDY: Dance with him!
- 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,494 Mom, !'m hungry!
- 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,705 JUDY: Dance with your father.
- 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:17,209 I don't know any of your flashdances, but !'m no slouch on the dance floor.
- 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,170 All right.
- 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,511 JUDY: Oh, Jack! JACK: Oh, Judy!
- 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,389 [BOTH MOANING]
- 00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:33,100 JACK: Oh, Judy!
- 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,692 [English - US - SDH]
Скриншоты



























