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Эпизод после Суперкубка, Часть 2
The One After the Superbowl, Part 2
Сезон: 02Серия: 13
Описание
Рэйчел и Моника соревнуются за внимание Жан-Клода Ван Дамма после знакомства с ним на съемочной площадке, где снимается Марсель. Чендлер случайно встречает Сьюзи, свою бывшую одноклассницу (Джулия Робертс), работающую над фильмом. Кажется, она испытывает к нему влечение, но на самом деле она жаждет мести за то, что Чендлер когда-то унизил ее в четвертом классе. Джоуи нанимают в качестве статиста, но он переигрывает. Росс и Марсель проводят время вместе.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,419 GUARD: Ah, excuse me, this is a--
- 00:00:03,586 --> 00:00:06,255 Closed set. We know. But we're friends with the monkey, hmm?
- 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,841 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,259 Good morning.
- 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,052 Look who ! brought!
- 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:14,179 Your old friend, Harry Elafonte!
- 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:20,853 Whoa, dude. Burn!
- 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,396 I don't get it.
- 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,732 He seemed so happy to see me yesterday.
- 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:29,278 Don't take it personal. He's under pressure, starring in a movie and all.
- 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,696 Oh.
- 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,948 How big of a star is Marcel?
- 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,243 In human terms? I'd say...
- 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,953 -...Cybill Shepherd. ROSS: Whoa.
- 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,663 RACHEL: Really? JOEY: Whoa.
- 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:45,294 So you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid?
- 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:47,671 -Hey, Sal? -Mm-hm?
- 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,923 Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready.
- 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,175 JOEY: Excuse me?
- 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:54,178 Jerry is the director? Which one's he?
- 00:00:54,345 --> 00:00:57,139 -The one in the director's chair? JOEY: Gotcha.
- 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:59,224 [WH!SPER!NG] Pheebs, walk with me.
- 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,476 Okay.
- 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,811 Um, why am I walking with you?
- 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:06,398 [!N NORMAL VOICE] Well, uh, we're just going over here so that we can get away from...
- 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,318 ...the horrible flesh-eating virus!
- 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,945 For the love of God, woman, listen to me!
- 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,781 Is he looking? ls he looking?
- 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,504 SUSlE: We've got a problem. -Tell me.
- 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,755 [SUSIE SlGHS]
- 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,006 I can't do Chris' makeup.
- 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,509 She refuses to acknowledge her mustache.
- 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:18,262 -Is it bad? -It looks like her eyebrow fell down.
- 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:21,598 Unless we convince her to let me bleach it...
- 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:24,434 ...Jean-Claude Van Damme will be making out with Gabe Kaplan.
- 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,521 I'll talk to her.
- 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,772 I hate actors.
- 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:34,111 Nice camouflage. For a minute there, I almost didn't see you.
- 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,032 -Excuse me. Whoa. - Ah!
- 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,576 [BOTH LAUGH!NG]
- 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,578 Uh, is your name Chandler?
- 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,621 Uh, yes, it is.
- 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:45,914 Chandler Bing.
- 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:49,710 Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
- 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,086 I'm Susie Moss.
- 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,714 Fourth grade? Glasses?
- 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,800 I carried a box of animal crackers like a purse?
- 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,719 Susie Moss!
- 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,929 Right! Yeah! Wow!
- 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,140 You look....
- 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,809 Great job growing up.
- 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:09,730 It's nice to see you don't still wear the cap with the mirrors on it.
- 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:13,442 Oh, I graduated fourth grade and realized ! wasn't a pimp.
- 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,069 Heh, heh. Remember the class play?
- 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:19,781 You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants?
- 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:22,075 [BOTH LAUGH!NG]
- 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:26,496 Yes. Back then, l, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism.
- 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,165 Thank God ! don't do that anymore.
- 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,959 [BOTH LAUGH!NG]
- 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,464 -Oh, my God! -What? What?
- 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,883 It's Jean-Claude Van Damme.
- 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,886 I didn't know he was in this movie. He is so hot!
- 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,554 You think?
- 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:46,099 The Muscles from Brussels? Wham-Bam-Van-Damme?
- 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:47,809 Did you see Timecop?
- 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:49,478 No. Was he any good in it?
- 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,356 Rachel, he totally changed time!
- 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,149 Wow.
- 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,361 -So why don't you go talk to him? -Oh. Yeah.
- 00:03:57,528 --> 00:04:00,656 Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
- 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,115 He could hear me.
- 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:03,575 Oh.
- 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,453 -I'm doing it for you. -Don't you dare! Don't!
- 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:07,829 Don't!
- 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,623 Tell him ! cook!
- 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,125 RACHEL: Excuse me.
- 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:13,585 -Hi. Ha, ha. -Hi.
- 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,713 Um, this is gonna sound kind of goofy. Ha, ha.
- 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:21,426 But, um, my friend over there...
- 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,387 ...who cooks, by the way....
- 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:26,056 Um, she thinks you're cute. Heh.
- 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,100 You don't think I'm cute?
- 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,351 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,436 I don't know. Um....
- 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,771 Do you think you're cute?
- 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,440 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:39,486 We're getting off the track. Um, ! was supposed to tell you...
- 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,155 ...my friend thinks you're cute.
- 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:43,824 What should I tell her?
- 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:48,704 You can tell her I think her friend is cute.
- 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:53,125 -Oh. Ha, ha. -Huh?
- 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,336 Whoa. Ha, ha.
- 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,255 MAN: Makeup! -Oh, that's me. ! gotta go.
- 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,132 Oh, uh....
- 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:01,842 Okay.
- 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:08,098 Um, how many times do ! have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date?
- 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,017 [SCOFFS]
- 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:12,019 Well, uh, let's try one more.
- 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,814 There you go. Ernie's, 8:00?
- 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,399 I'll be there.
- 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,193 And if things go well, maybe this time...
- 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,446 ...I'll get to see your underwear.
- 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,662 No one was around to hear that?
- 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:34,207 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,502 -So, what'd he say? -Ugh!
- 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:38,837 What a jerk!
- 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:43,133 I kept talking about you, and he kept asking me out.
- 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,177 Oh.
- 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,305 Naturally, you know, I said no.
- 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,098 [SCOFFS]
- 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:51,350 Well....
- 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,601 Thanks, anyway.
- 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,478 He just kept asking...
- 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:57,230 ...and asking, asking, asking....
- 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,858 If you want to go out with him, you can.
- 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:03,320 Sounds like a jerk to me, but--
- 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,822 Jean-Claude, she said yes! I'll see you tonight!
- 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,034 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,702 Thank you.
- 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:20,295 Then Jean-Claude took me to Crossroads...
- 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,672 ...and we hung out with Drew Barrymore.
- 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,133 Oh, man. She's so smoking!
- 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:27,135 She's got the greatest set of--
- 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:31,973 No guys around, huh?
- 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,934 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:36,478 -Anybody need anything? -Oh, I'll have an espresso.
- 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,230 Oh, I'll get it.
- 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,691 If I ask you to, you'll end up drinking it yourself.
- 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,613 -That is so unfair. -I know.
- 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:50,826 Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme?
- 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,913 I have to cancel racquetball tonight.
- 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,375 MarceI's trainer will let me have him for a couple of hours.
- 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,377 You're blowing me off for a monkey?
- 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,337 We can reschedule for Saturday.
- 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:06,216 Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.
- 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,051 Hey.
- 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,678 Stick a fork in me...
- 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:10,929 ...I am done!
- 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,431 PHOEBE: Uh....
- 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,932 Stick a fork what?
- 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,143 Like when you're cooking a steak.
- 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,103 Oh, I don't eat meat.
- 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,898 How do you know vegetables are done?
- 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:25,193 Well, you don't. You eat them and you can tell.
- 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:27,154 Okay, then eat me, I'm done!
- 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:28,864 Mm.
- 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,617 -I've met the perfect woman. -What?
- 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,662 We're sitting on her couch, fooling around...
- 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,206 ...and then she turns to me and says:
- 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,167 "Did you ever want to do it in an elevator?"
- 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:41,585 [MON!CA CHUCKLES]
- 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,086 What did you say?
- 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:44,588 I believe my exact words were:
- 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:45,964 [SPEAK!NG INDlST!NCTLY]
- 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,635 How do you know if you wanna do that?
- 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:51,887 Oh, you just know.
- 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:02,397 Oh, we gotta go. Got a reservation in 30 minutes.
- 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,107 No, no, no.
- 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:08,487 What ! had planned shouldn't take more than two, three minutes, tops.
- 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,741 Two hundred seconds of passion! We gotta go.
- 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,410 But, um...
- 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,121 ...here's an idea.
- 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:22,209 Have you ever worn women's underwear?
- 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,794 Well, yes, actually...
- 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:28,757 ...but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's.
- 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,968 And there were three of us in there.
- 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:35,889 I was thinking it would be, um, kind of sexy...
- 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:39,392 ...if you wore mine tonight at dinner.
- 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,358 You want me to wear your panties?
- 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:47,943 Could you?
- 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,903 If I was wearing your underwear...
- 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:53,240 ...then, uh, what would you be wearing?
- 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,498 You're swell!
- 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,753 I made MarceI's favorite dish, banana cake...
- 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,046 -Ooh. -...with mealworm.
- 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,965 [GROANS]
- 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,510 Ah.
- 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,221 -Candle. Ha, ha. -Ha, ha.
- 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,224 What do you think is gonna happen here tonight?
- 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:23,728 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,188 Hello.
- 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,649 Oh, hi, are you on your way over--?
- 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,111 Oh.
- 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,615 No, I understand. A monkey's gotta work.
- 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,033 [ROSS CHUCKLES]
- 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,285 It's no big deal.
- 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:43,290 It's not like I, uh, had anything special planned, you know.
- 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,086 Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay, bye.
- 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,679 Okay. Rachel, why don't you start talking first?
- 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,932 All right. I feel that this is totally unjustified.
- 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:04,269 She gave me the green light, I did nothing--
- 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,274 Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?
- 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,822 Monica, if there's something you'd like to share--
- 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,657 You had no right to date him!
- 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:20,952 -That's the most ridiculous-- -You sold me out!
- 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,954 -I did not! -You absolutely--
- 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,123 Would you let me talk!
- 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,711 Did you just flick me?
- 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,171 [S!GHS]
- 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,257 Well, you wouldn't let me finish and ! was--
- 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,594 -Ow, that hurt! -Ow.
- 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:39,262 Quit flicking!
- 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,597 Ow! Stop flicking!
- 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,432 You flicked me first!
- 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,683 Ow!
- 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,435 BOTH: Ow!
- 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,730 PHOEBE: Okay, no, no.
- 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:49,981 Let's not do this!
- 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,652 -Come on. Happy thoughts. RACHEL: No! No!
- 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,570 Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
- 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,448 No! Ow! No!
- 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,076 PHOEBE: Oh! Oh! RACHEL: Oh, God!
- 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:04,371 Oh! Ow!
- 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:06,414 Now !'m gonna kick some ass!
- 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,001 -Ow. -Ow.
- 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:15,256 BOTH: Ow, ow, ow.
- 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:19,219 All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop.
- 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:23,431 -Oh! You want me to stop seeing him? -Uh-huh.
- 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,976 You want me to just tell him you're seeing him instead?
- 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:30,188 -Is that what you want? -Okay.
- 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,441 Oh, that's what you want?
- 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:34,693 Yes.
- 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,321 -Fine! -Fine!
- 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,906 There we go.
- 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,157 -Ow. -Oh.
- 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,744 Ha. If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
- 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,839 Thanks for letting me tag along.
- 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,340 Forget about it.
- 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:02,137 -How you doing there, squirmy? -I'm hanging in.
- 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,222 And a little out.
- 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:10,186 So assistant to the director?
- 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:14,232 That's an exciting job. You must have a ton of responsibilities--
- 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,942 I don't do the casting.
- 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,027 So, what are you guys gonna eat?
- 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,450 How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth...
- 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:27,203 ...and licking you all over?
- 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:33,251 Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it?
- 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,466 I want you right here...
- 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,301 ...right now.
- 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,553 Right now, right here?
- 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,347 Don't you think we're in kind of a public place?
- 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,019 They do have the shrimp.
- 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,898 -Oh. -Meet me in the bathroom.
- 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,073 I'm going to the bathroom now.
- 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,043 Come on.
- 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,755 All right, mister.
- 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,132 Let's see those panties.
- 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,968 CHANDLER: Alrighty.
- 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,055 SUSlE: Ooh. Ooh.
- 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,433 But you know what would be even sexier?
- 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,185 CHANDLER: What?
- 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,271 SUSlE: lf you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.
- 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:37,941 CHANDLER: Oh.
- 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:42,570 SUSlE: All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them.
- 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,073 Take your clothes off.
- 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,492 CHANDLER: But, uh, ! hope you realize this means...
- 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,661 ...we'll miss hearing about the specials.
- 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,371 [SUSIE CHUCKLES]
- 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,705 SUSlE: Come on, hurry!
- 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,959 CHANDLER: Do you want this done quick or done right?
- 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:59,838 SUSlE: All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind.
- 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:04,968 Oh, oh. Somebody's been doing his Buns of Stee/ video.
- 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:08,596 CHANDLER: So you want me to, uh, clench anything or...?
- 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,644 Susie?
- 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,063 This, ha, ha, is for the fourth grade.
- 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,402 -Huh? What do you mean? -What do I mean?
- 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,653 What do I mean?
- 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,489 I mean underpants, mister! That's what I mean!
- 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,033 What? What do you mean?
- 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,535 My skirt...
- 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,454 ...you lifted. Kids laughing!
- 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,291 I was Susie Underpants till I was 1 8!
- 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,629 That was in fourth grade! How could you still be upset?
- 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,006 Well, um....
- 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:47,260 Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.
- 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:55,727 I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!
- 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,363 I can't believe this. Ha, ha.
- 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,909 Just two weeks ago, I was watching Sudden Death...
- 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,662 ...and now !'m on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
- 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,372 Can you beat up that guy?
- 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,957 Yeah.
- 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,543 -Can you beat up that guy? -Sure.
- 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,212 Oh, this is so wild.
- 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:28,509 I gotta admit, I was surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
- 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,637 Normally, I would not do it.
- 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:31,888 Yeah?
- 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,224 What made you make the exception for me?
- 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,517 Rachel told me, uh...
- 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:40,438 ...you were dying to have a threesome with me and, uh, Drew Barrymore.
- 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,858 By the way, Drew has some ground rules and....
- 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,779 -Say you're sorry! -No!
- 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,947 MONICA: Say it!
- 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,990 No! I'm not gonna!
- 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,244 -Say it! Say it! Great! -Oh!
- 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,205 MONICA: Rachel.
- 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,333 Say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.
- 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:05,129 That is my favorite sweater! That is my third-date sweater!
- 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,509 Say you're sorry.
- 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,971 You wanna play? Okay, let's play.
- 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,305 Let's play.
- 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,062 What are you gonna do?
- 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,148 Give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.
- 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,736 You don't have the guts.
- 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:29,988 [SCOFFS]
- 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,282 Yeah? At least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy he was cute.
- 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,534 [GASPS]
- 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,577 [GRUNTS]
- 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,787 [GASPS]
- 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,247 [SCREAMS]
- 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,125 [BOTH SCREAM!NG]
- 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,587 Oh, all right, stop! Stop the madness!
- 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,759 This is crazy!
- 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:55,054 Who can remember why you're fighting in the first place?
- 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,639 [BOTH SPEAKING IND!STlNCTLY]
- 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,102 Yes, that's right.
- 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,148 But still....
- 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,816 Look at your purse!
- 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,152 Look at your sweater!
- 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,780 Look at yourselves!
- 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,827 I'll help you fix your sweater.
- 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,954 I'll help you...
- 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,165 ...throw out your purse.
- 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,210 I'm sorry I made you stop seeing him.
- 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,089 I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him.
- 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,633 [S!GHS]
- 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:36,095 I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves.
- 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,647 [WH!STLlNG]
- 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:51,319 [CHANDLER WHlSTLES]
- 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,490 [WH!STLES]
- 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:57,742 CHANDLER: Joey?
- 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,660 Ma?
- 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,122 CHANDLER: Joey!
- 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,542 What are you doing here? I thought you guys took off.
- 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,920 CHANDLER: She took off with my clothes!
- 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,425 -Are you naked in there? -Well, not exactly.
- 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,096 I'm wearing panties.
- 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,015 Huh.
- 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,352 You, uh, always wear panties?
- 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,314 No, no. This is the first time.
- 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,776 Wow. Talk about your bad luck!
- 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:36,322 I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
- 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,116 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,953 CHANDLER: I was not trying them out. Susie asked me to wear them.
- 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,621 Let me see!
- 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,250 No! I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever!
- 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,502 All right, all right!
- 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,589 Whoa.
- 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,592 Someone's flossing!
- 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,393 Joey, some people don't like that.
- 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,688 Chandler's wearing panties.
- 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,106 What?
- 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,276 -Let me see! CHANDLER: You don't have to see!
- 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,611 Hi, tushy!
- 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:16,988 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:21,075 -One of you give me your underpants. -Oh, no.
- 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,535 I'm not wearing any.
- 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,039 How can you not be wearing any?
- 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:31,002 Oh. I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot-pink thong.
- 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,631 Look, Ross. !'ll give you $50 for your underpants.
- 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,675 ALL: Hey.
- 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,442 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,828 -Can ! have the milk? -I'm almost done with it.
- 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,079 Keep your panties on.
- 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,539 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:13,878 Hey. Hey.
- 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,255 - And I'm in the movie! -Hey.
- 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,799 -What happened? - A virus victim called in sick...
- 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:22,386 ...so Cathy recommended me and boom! I'm dying on a gurney!
- 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,639 -Hey! -Oh.
- 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:28,809 Oh, Marcel just finished his last scene, if you wanna go say goodbye.
- 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:34,398 Uh, that's okay. He's probably got parties to go to and stuff.
- 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:40,238 You know, he's moved on. That's the way it goes, right?
- 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,074 Oh, my God!
- 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:44,742 What?
- 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,499 I think I want to write a song about all this.
- 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,543 RACHEL: Oh, yeah? PHOEBE: Yeah.
- 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:39,130 Ooh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken.
- 00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,382 Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?
- 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,633 [RACHEL LAUGHS]
- 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,178 -How long you been waiting to say that? - About 20 minutes!
- 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,020 Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying!
- 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,689 [GROAN!NG]
- 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:57,982 DlRECTOR: Cut!
- 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:01,485 Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying!
- 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,821 [GROAN!NG]
- 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,072 DlRECTOR: Cut!
- 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,615 [YELPS]
- 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:09,118 Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying!
- 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,912 [SCREAMS]
- 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,748 -Mommy! - Ah.
- 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,918 Can't you see what's going on? This man is dead!
- 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,888 [English - US - SDH]
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