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Эпизод с отцом Фиби
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Сезон: 02Серия: 09
Описание
На Рождество Моника, испытывающая нехватку денег, ищет советы по приготовлению домашнего печенья, получая неоднозначную реакцию. Фиби обнаруживает, что фотография её отца в рамке, которую её бабушка (Одра Линдли) хранит в своей квартире, на самом деле является фотографией модели. Она пытается найти своего настоящего отца, но затем решает, что ещё не готова с ним встретиться. Чендлер и Джои откладывают рождественские покупки и в итоге покупают подарки на заправке. Чтобы вернуть расположение Рэйчел, Росс просит её составить список о себе, а затем обижается, когда она называет его, среди прочего, одержимым.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:05,838 PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:09,508 Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree.
- 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:13,012 Oh, my God, you should see the size of his Christmas balls!
- 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,474 BOTH: Hey. RACHEL: Hey.
- 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:19,351 How much did you tip the super?
- 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,896 Yeah, we were gonna give 50, but we don't wanna look bad.
- 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,232 Oh, this year we just made him cookies.
- 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,609 And 25 it is.
- 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,654 Heh. You gave him cookies?
- 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,740 -Money is so impersonal. RACHEL: Yeah.
- 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,700 Cookies says someone really cares.
- 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,746 All right, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
- 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:40,998 I can see that.
- 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,292 A plate of brownies told me a limerick.
- 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:50,049 Pheebs, let me ask you something. Were these, uh, "funny" brownies?
- 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,509 Not especially.
- 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:55,179 But, you know, I think they had pot in them.
- 00:00:57,807 --> 00:01:00,768 So, you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
- 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:03,187 Uh, the mailman, the super....
- 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:04,396 [BANG ON DOOR]
- 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,191 Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
- 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,526 JOEY: Oh, my God.
- 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,111 RACHEL: What?
- 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,072 Uh, I don't think you're gonna like this.
- 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,323 RACHEL: Oh, wow.
- 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,366 Oh, gosh.
- 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:19,828 Oh, these are cookies smashed in the Sports section.
- 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,955 And he did my crossword puzzle.
- 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:25,918 Yeah, but not very well, unless 14 across, "Gershwin musical"...
- 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:30,255 ...actually is "Bite me, bite me, bite me."
- 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:23,183 I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know?
- 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:26,145 One day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know...
- 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,314 ...your lords are a-leaping and your geese are a-laying. Heh.
- 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:34,945 Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.
- 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:38,615 -Hey, guys. MONICA & CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:40,993 Hey, Rach.
- 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,079 I, uh, got you a little present.
- 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,958 I'll open it.
- 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,419 It's a Slinky!
- 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,713 Ha, ha. Remember, huh?
- 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,090 [SlNGS] Wa/ks downstairs Alone or in pairs
- 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,134 Everyone knows it's--
- 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,138 Just a big spring.
- 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,932 You're still mad because of the whole--
- 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,518 Horrible list of reasons not to be with me?
- 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,354 How about we just call it "the unfortunate incident"?
- 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,273 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,736 Hey, Gunther. You got stairs in your place?
- 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,197 -Yeah. -Go nuts.
- 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,700 -Hey, guys. MONICA & CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,910 [ROSS GRUNTS]
- 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:24,119 What's in the bag?
- 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,496 Mm, just some presents.
- 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,707 Come on, show us what you bought.
- 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,834 You know you want to.
- 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:33,712 Okay.
- 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:39,509 This is a picture frame from Ben to my parents.
- 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,261 Oh, that's cute.
- 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,473 Some "Hers" and "Hers" towels for Susan and Carol.
- 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,979 And, uh, I got this blouse for Mom.
- 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,232 -Ross, that is gorgeous! -Yeah?
- 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:56,068 MONICA: Look at these authentic fake medals!
- 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,070 Mom's gonna be voted "best dressed"...
- 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,364 ...at the make-believe military academy!
- 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,660 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:07,955 -Happy Christmas Eve Eve. -You too.
- 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,207 Oh, my God! Where did you get this?
- 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,085 Uh, Macy's, third floor, home furnishings.
- 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,586 This is my father!
- 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,421 This is a picture of my dad!
- 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,631 [ROSS CHUCKLES]
- 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,552 Uh, Pheebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.
- 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,972 No, it's my dad. I'll show you.
- 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,391 I thought your dad was in prison.
- 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,184 No, that's my stepdad.
- 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,729 My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
- 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,898 How have you never been on Oprah?
- 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,819 Look, see? This is him.
- 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:42,656 My mother gave me this picture before she died. Same guy!
- 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:48,370 Honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy...
- 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,248 ...posing in front of a blue screen with a collie.
- 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,668 It's not a blue screen. lt's just--
- 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,671 Maybe it was just really clear that day.
- 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,093 Okay, I have to talk to my grandmother.
- 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:06,305 MONICA: Wait a minute, honey! ROSS & JOEY: Pheebs.
- 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,016 CHANDLER: Whoa. RACHEL: Wow.
- 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:10,309 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,061 I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me.
- 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,272 ALL: Joey.
- 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,692 Oh, but when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears!
- 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,947 FRANCES: Esther Livingston.
- 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:26,992 Gone!
- 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,704 Um.... Hi, Pooh.
- 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:33,165 Hi, Gram. Ahem, what you doing?
- 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,876 Oh, just updating the phone book.
- 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:39,338 Um, Gram? Um....
- 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,757 Can I see the pictures of my dad again?
- 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:43,759 Oh.
- 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,010 Oh, sure, sure.
- 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:47,637 Uh.... Huh, how come?
- 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:50,474 Just, you know, to see him.
- 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,642 Oh, sure. Here.
- 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,061 All right, uh....
- 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:57,230 This is the one of your father in a meadow.
- 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,818 And, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite.
- 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,447 And here he is at a graduation.
- 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:13,705 Another graduation.
- 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,750 Is this really my father?
- 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,919 Is it really your--?
- 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,545 [LAUGHS]
- 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,547 Well, of course it is.
- 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:26,718 I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire!
- 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:28,845 Well, I....
- 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,890 In all the years we've been grandmother and granddaughter...
- 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,600 ...you've never lied.
- 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:34,851 [SlGHS]
- 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:39,272 All right, that's not your father. It's a picture of a guy in a frame.
- 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:42,651 Oh, God.
- 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,654 It was your mother's idea.
- 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,240 She didn't want you to know your real father...
- 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,367 ...because it hurt her so much when he left.
- 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,577 I didn't wanna go along with it.
- 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:56,123 But then she died and it was harder to argue with her.
- 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,086 Not impossible, but harder.
- 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,881 All right. So he's not a famous tree surgeon?
- 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:13,640 And I guess he doesn't live in a hut in Burma where there's no phones?
- 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,519 Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
- 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:19,312 That makes no sense.
- 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,649 Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist?
- 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,278 Honey.
- 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,613 -Oh. Yeah. -Yeah.
- 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:32,826 Anyway, that's all I know.
- 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:34,661 [SlGHS]
- 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,455 That...
- 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,958 ...and this.
- 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,045 This...
- 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,923 ...is the real him.
- 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,218 Oh.
- 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:55,056 I remember my father all dressed up in the red suit...
- 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,393 ...the big black boots and the patent leather belt...
- 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,646 ...sneaking around downstairs. He didn't want us to see him...
- 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:06,526 ...but he'd be drunk, so he'd crash into something and wake everybody up.
- 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:09,863 That doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas.
- 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,240 Who said anything about Christmas?
- 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:17,871 -Hi. -Anyone hear from Phoebe yet?
- 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,414 No, nothing.
- 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:20,999 I hope she's okay.
- 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,168 JOEY: I know exactly what she's going through.
- 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,712 How do you know what she's going through?
- 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:27,464 She told us.
- 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,594 What do you got there, Monica?
- 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,054 Stuff for the party.
- 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:37,140 Aren't you guys supposed to be shopping?
- 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:38,975 You didn't buy presents yet?
- 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,853 Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! What are you gonna do?
- 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:45,023 Don't you have to be Claymation to say stuff like that?
- 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,861 Oh, by the way, Mon, I don't think the mailman liked your cookies.
- 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,905 Here are the ornaments your mom sent.
- 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,243 MONICA: Well....
- 00:08:56,452 --> 00:09:00,580 Maybe the mailman liked the cookies. We just didn't give him enough.
- 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,792 Monica, pigeons learn faster than you.
- 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,419 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,093 Hey, Rach. Ahem.
- 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:16,221 I think I know what will make you feel better.
- 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,224 How about you make a list about me?
- 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,601 Forget it. I'm not gonna stand here...
- 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:22,978 ...and make a list.
- 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:25,146 Okay, you're whiny...
- 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:28,275 ...you are obsessive, you are insecure...
- 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,193 -...you're gutless. -Heh.
- 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,445 You don't ever just seize the day.
- 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,657 You liked me for a year and you didn't do anything about it.
- 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:39,077 And, uh.... Oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair.
- 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,417 See, there. You, uh....
- 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,168 All right, you did what I said.
- 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:48,378 [ROSS CHUCKLES]
- 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,629 -And you know what? -Hmm?
- 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,590 You're right. I do feel better.
- 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:52,841 Thank you, Ross.
- 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:03,435 Yeah, in Albany. Could I have the number of Frank Buffay?
- 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,564 Okay. Um, in lthaca?
- 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,900 All right, um, Saratoga?
- 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,403 Oneonta?
- 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:17,365 You know what? You shouldn't call yourself lnformation!
- 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,496 Hey.
- 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:27,542 Hello, Grandma. If that is, in fact, your real name.
- 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:31,921 Come on now, Pooh. Don't still be mad at me.
- 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,383 -How's it going? -Oh, not so good.
- 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:39,929 Upstate's pretty big. He's pretty small. You do the math.
- 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,600 Well, I think you're better off without him.
- 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,561 Oh, honey, I know he's your daddy.
- 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,939 But to me, he's still the irresponsible creep...
- 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:54,194 ...who locked up your mom and stole her Gremlin.
- 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:59,366 I know. I just wanted to know who he was, you know?
- 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,452 Yeah, I know.
- 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,703 [FRANCES SIGHS]
- 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,205 Okay.
- 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:09,709 I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know...
- 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,170 ...exactly where he lived.
- 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,130 What do you mean?
- 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:18,385 He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown.
- 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,264 If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far.
- 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,308 You can take my cab.
- 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,851 Wow.
- 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,311 Thank you.
- 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,729 [FRANCES CHUCKLES]
- 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:33,316 -Nobody else drives that cab. -Uh-huh. Got it.
- 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,734 Oh.
- 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,237 -I'm gonna see my dad! -Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:40,240 -Thank you. -Oh. Ha, ha.
- 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,866 Mm, okay. Oh.
- 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,369 Wish me luck, Grandpa.
- 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:53,837 Hey.
- 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,422 Phoebe here with the cab yet?
- 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,258 Yeah, she brought the invisible cab.
- 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,759 Hop in!
- 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,179 She'd better get here. The stores close at 7.
- 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:06,224 It'll be two hours to Phoebe's dad's house...
- 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,518 ...they'll meet, chat, swap life stories.
- 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,353 We'll still have plenty of time.
- 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,646 [CAR HORN HONKS]
- 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,732 -Hey, here she comes! -Hey.
- 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,067 JOEY: Hey, hey.
- 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,069 Hi.
- 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,698 PHOEBE: Hey. JOEY: Hey.
- 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,450 Can you believe this?
- 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,952 In like two hours I'm gonna have a dad.
- 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,495 [SQUEALS]
- 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,247 Yeah, big stuff.
- 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,874 -Okay, let's go. -Okay.
- 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:33,042 -Here, you have to hold this. -Okay.
- 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,506 "Brake, left. Gas, right"?
- 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,717 Uh-huh, that's my cheat sheet.
- 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,307 -Where's my seat belt? -That side doesn't have one.
- 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:50,185 The paramedics had to cut through it.
- 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,191 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,361 [TlRE SCREECHES]
- 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,782 Come on, just tell me. Please, please.
- 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:04,991 [MONlCA WHlMPERS]
- 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:09,204 For the 1 6th time, no, I do not think you're obsessive.
- 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,583 -Oh, it's hot in here! MONICA: Rach, get the heat.
- 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,503 -Ross, turn the heat down, please? -Sure.
- 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,838 There's a difference between obsessive--
- 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,173 Ross, the heat!
- 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:24,469 Okay. Heat, heat, heat. And I'm the obsessive one?
- 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,429 Okay.
- 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,348 This way is on.
- 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,476 So this is...
- 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,311 [RADlATOR HlSSlNG]
- 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,104 ...off.
- 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,358 Did you just break the radiator?
- 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,486 No, I was turning the knob and...
- 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,446 ...here it is.
- 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,864 Well, put it back!
- 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:48,952 ROSS: It, uh....
- 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:52,163 -It won't go back. -Ugh. I'll call the super.
- 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,790 Here, let me try.
- 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:58,169 Oh, oh, that's right. I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
- 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,129 Hey, it's Funny's cousin...
- 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,422 ...Not Funny!
- 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,258 Hi, Mr. Treeger?
- 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,385 It's Rachel Green from upstairs.
- 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,638 Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator...
- 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,683 ...and it's really hot in here.
- 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,853 Yes, it's hot enough to bake cookies.
- 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,983 Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6?
- 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,986 What? No, no. Tuesday? We can't wait until Tuesday.
- 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,946 We're having a party tonight.
- 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,447 Okay, tip the man.
- 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,533 If he doesn't like our cookies, too bad.
- 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,493 I won't be blackmailed.
- 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,954 Look, if it gets a little warm...
- 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,831 ...it can be a theme party.
- 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,834 Here's a theme: "Come on in, live like bacon!"
- 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,338 PHOEBE: Ooh, this is it.
- 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,257 Seventy-four.
- 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,261 Oh, so that's what this is for!
- 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,554 PHOEBE: Wow.
- 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,682 This is it. I'm gonna meet my dad.
- 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,018 This is, like, the biggest thing ever, huh?
- 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,270 -Yeah. -Sure is.
- 00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,147 Here I go. I'm going in.
- 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,398 All right!
- 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,858 Good luck, Pheebs.
- 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,610 Okay.
- 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:09,157 Here I go.
- 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,243 I'm going.
- 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,460 [HAWAllAN MUSlC PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]
- 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,921 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,381 Hi.
- 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,967 Welcome to our tropical Christmas party, heh.
- 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,721 Put your coats, sweaters, pants and shirts in the bedroom.
- 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,601 It's hard to tell because I'm sweating...
- 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,854 ...but I use exactly what the gel bottle says.
- 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:46,778 An amount about the size of a pea. How can that be too much?
- 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,115 MONICA: Ice?
- 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,911 Ice? lce squares anyone? Take a napkin.
- 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,162 All right.
- 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,247 Monica. Monica!
- 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,418 Monica, your guests are turning into jerky.
- 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,754 Really? I'm perfectly comfortable.
- 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,007 Ha, ha. Hey! Get in line, buddy. I was next.
- 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,972 Mr. Treeger.
- 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,556 You said there was a party.
- 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,058 Oh, yeah.
- 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,810 Well, hey, welcome to our sauna.
- 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,855 Uh, is it hot? My body always stays cool.
- 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,483 Probably because I have so much skin.
- 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,194 Hey, cheese!
- 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,615 Here's the chance. Monica, give him cash.
- 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,952 Rachel, give him your earrings. Something. Anything!
- 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,704 No, I will not cave.
- 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:38,955 I'm with Mon.
- 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,417 All right. You know how you say I never seize the day?
- 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,004 Even though he's your super, I'm seizing.
- 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:48,923 Mr. Treeger?
- 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,133 [ROSS CHUCKLES]
- 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,969 Here is 50 bucks. Merry Christmas.
- 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,387 Oh, wow.
- 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,638 I didn't get you anything.
- 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,848 [TREEGER CHUCKLES]
- 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,017 Here's five back.
- 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,562 No, that's your Christmas tip.
- 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:07,275 Oh, do you think there's a chance you can fix that radiator now?
- 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,736 No can do. Like I told the girl...
- 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,738 ...I can't get a knob until Tuesday.
- 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,157 -Ross? ROSS: Yeah?
- 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,075 He's playing baseball.
- 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,077 You mean hardball?
- 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,498 Whatever.
- 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,333 What you gonna do?
- 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,669 Excuse me. I'm seizing.
- 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,880 Mr. Treeger?
- 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,215 Here's another 50.
- 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,051 Happy Hanukkah.
- 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,345 Will, uh, this help with the knob-getting?
- 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,764 No.
- 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,892 The place is not open till Tuesday.
- 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,435 Am I not saying it right?
- 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,645 [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,106 So you really did like my cookies?
- 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:51,110 Oh, yeah, they were so personal. It really showed you cared.
- 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,326 Nice seizing...
- 00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,411 ...gel boy.
- 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,624 So, uh....
- 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,751 Is this, uh, mistletoe?
- 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,628 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,421 No, uh, that....
- 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,882 That is basil.
- 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,052 -Oh. -Yeah.
- 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,222 If it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
- 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,349 [BOTH LAUGH]
- 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,184 No, it's still basil.
- 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,074 Okay.
- 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,325 [JOEY CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,868 -How far did you get? -Mailbox.
- 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,080 -All right, we're getting closer. -Uh-huh.
- 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,666 What's going on?
- 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,294 It's just, like, a whole mess of stuff.
- 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:55,049 Like yesterday, my dad was this famous Burma tree-surgeon guy.
- 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,719 And, you know, now he's, uh, a pharmacist guy and--
- 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:03,057 Well, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.
- 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:07,645 Yeah, maybe. And I'll knock on the door...
- 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,065 ...and he'll hug me, and I'll have a dad.
- 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:14,902 I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be nice to me...
- 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,072 ...because, you know, I'm Frank's daughter.
- 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,615 So why not go knock?
- 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:28,499 Because, I mean, what if he's not this great dad guy?
- 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:33,754 What if he's still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us?
- 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,508 -Yeah. CHANDLER: Hmm.
- 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,052 PHOEBE: You know what?
- 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,681 I've already lost a fake dad this week.
- 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,768 I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
- 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,566 Pheebs, that's okay. You took a big step today.
- 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,319 -Yeah? CHANDLER: Yeah.
- 00:19:56,486 --> 00:20:00,031 Someday, when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.
- 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,075 And when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
- 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,828 You guys.
- 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,334 Sorry about your shopping.
- 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:14,962 CHANDLER: Oh, that's okay. We'll figure something out.
- 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,383 I know you're not going in there...
- 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,095 ...but do you think it'd be all right if I went in and used his bathroom?
- 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,515 That's fine, never mind.
- 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,227 Cool, snow!
- 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,938 Kind of like a blank canvas.
- 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,533 Ho-ho-ho-holy crap, is it hot in here!
- 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,038 You mind if I turn the heat down?
- 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:52,625 We could have used that kind of thinking earlier!
- 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,669 So, Pheebs, how did it go?
- 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,921 Oh, ahem, I couldn't go in.
- 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,257 MONICA: Honey, I'm sorry. -Are you okay?
- 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,260 Yeah, it's okay, because I know he's there.
- 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,345 So that's enough for now.
- 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,723 Hey, it's after midnight! Merry Christmas, everyone!
- 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,560 MONICA: Oh, right! Merry Christmas!
- 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,313 The knob was broken...
- 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:18,150 ...so I turned it off from underneath. I hope that's all right.
- 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,498 Rach, these are for you.
- 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,543 Wiper blades.
- 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,503 I don't even have a car.
- 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,799 Ha, ha. No, but with this new-car smell, you'll think you do.
- 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,551 [JOEY LAUGHS]
- 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,305 Okay, Pheebs, your turn.
- 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,599 [GASPS]
- 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,518 Toilet-seat covers.
- 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,690 Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
- 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,025 CHANDLER: Uh-huh. JOEY: Mm-hm.
- 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,193 You guys!
- 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,611 JOEY: And for Ross...
- 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:05,197 ...Mr. Sweet Tooth.
- 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,244 You got me a cola drink?
- 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,205 And a lemon-lime!
- 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,291 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:20,129 Well, this is too much. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
- 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,884 And last but not least....
- 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,597 They're ribbed for your pleasure.
- 00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:41,942 [English - US - SDH]
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