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Эпизод с грудным молоком
The One with the Breast Milk
Сезон: 02Серия: 02
Описание
Парням неловко видеть, как Кэрол кормит Бена грудью. Ситуация усугубляется тем, что Джои и Фиби пробуют молоко на вкус. Рейчел негодует по поводу крепнущей дружбы Моники с Джули, хотя Моника чувствует себя обязанной проводить время с девушкой своего брата. На своей работе в универмаге Джои соперничает с другой продавщицей одеколона за внимание красивой коллеги (Эмили Проктер).
Субтитры
- 00:00:08,130 --> 00:00:11,090 Okay, these were expensive, and he's gonna grow out of them...
- 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:13,970 ...in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist!
- 00:00:14,130 --> 00:00:15,970 ALL: Aww!
- 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,930 PHOEBE: Look at these.
- 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,140 Hey, Ben.
- 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:23,060 "Just do it"! Unh!
- 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,890 [BEN CRlES]
- 00:00:25,060 --> 00:00:26,770 Oh, my God! Oh!
- 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:28,730 Was that too much pressure for him?
- 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:34,530 -Oh, is he hungry already? Aw. -I guess so.
- 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,410 You know, it's....
- 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:42,450 Something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back.
- 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:45,370 Oh, uh, I gotta get one too.
- 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,960 Hey, what are you guys doing?
- 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:52,670 We're just hanging out by the spoons.
- 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:54,760 Ladle?
- 00:00:54,970 --> 00:00:56,180 Will you guys grow up?
- 00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:59,180 This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.
- 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:02,390 Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it.
- 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:09,940 This is my son having lunch, okay? It'll happen a lot, so get used to it.
- 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:13,650 If you have a problem, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions.
- 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:16,490 CaroI's fine with it. Come on.
- 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:20,620 -Carol? -Carol.
- 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,910 I was wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
- 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:30,920 -Sure. -Uh....
- 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,340 Does it hurt?
- 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:37,090 It did at first, but not anymore.
- 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:38,550 Chandler?
- 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:43,430 So, uh, how often can you do it?
- 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,470 As much as he needs.
- 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:49,560 Oh, okay, I got one, I got one. Uh....
- 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:50,900 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:54,190 If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
- 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:47,620 -Rachel, do you have muffins left? -Yeah, I forget which ones.
- 00:02:47,790 --> 00:02:49,830 Oh, you're busy, I'll get it.
- 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,580 -Anyone else want one? -No, thanks.
- 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:52,960 No, I'm all set.
- 00:02:53,130 --> 00:02:55,130 Oh, you're losing your apron. Let me get it.
- 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,800 -Oh. -There you go.
- 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,300 Thank you.
- 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:02,050 Ugh, what a bitch.
- 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:08,270 Listen, guys, I have a friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting...
- 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:10,520 ...and he wants to abuse his discount.
- 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,350 So anyone want to come take advantage of it?
- 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,230 I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet.
- 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:22,990 -Okay. Um, I'll go with you. JULlE: Great.
- 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,370 ROSS: Hi, honey. -Hey, sweetums.
- 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:31,080 - And hello to the rest. ALL: Hi.
- 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:34,540 What are you doing?
- 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:37,090 You can't go shopping with her. What about Rachel?
- 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,050 -It's gonna be a problem, isn't it? -Come on.
- 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,130 You're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie.
- 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,300 It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
- 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:48,430 -But l-- -Monica, she will kill you.
- 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:52,770 She will kill you like a dog in the street!
- 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,940 So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow.
- 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:04,450 Yeah, um, it's actually not that big a deal. In fact--
- 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:08,740 It's a big deal to me. This is great. I really appreciate this.
- 00:04:08,910 --> 00:04:10,490 You're welcome.
- 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,330 [BARKING]
- 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,290 [PANTlNG]
- 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:17,040 [MlMlCS GUNSHOT]
- 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:31,220 Bijan for men?
- 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:34,690 -Hey, Annabel. -Hey, Joey.
- 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:37,100 -Did you hear about the new guy? -Who?
- 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:41,610 Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him "The Hombre Man."
- 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,540 Hombre?
- 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,670 What's he doing in my section?
- 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,590 I guess he doesn't know.
- 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,380 Well, he's gonna.
- 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:06,550 I'll see you a little later, okay?
- 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,350 Hey, how you doing?
- 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:13,600 Morning.
- 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:15,810 Listen, uh, heh. I know you're new...
- 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:19,150 ...but, uh, it's kind of understood that everything...
- 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:22,820 ...from young men's to the escalator is, uh, my territory.
- 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,570 -Your territory, huh? -Yeah.
- 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,660 -Bijan for men? -No, thanks.
- 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,330 Hombre?
- 00:05:31,490 --> 00:05:33,660 Yeah, all right.
- 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:41,500 You were saying?
- 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:49,550 Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
- 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,100 -What? -We were shopping and we had lunch.
- 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:54,140 All right. What did I have?
- 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:57,430 -You had a salad. -No wonder I don't feel full.
- 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,900 Hi, guys. What's up?
- 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,980 I went shopping with Monica all day and I had a salad.
- 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:07,570 Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?
- 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:08,820 Um....
- 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:11,410 We went shopping for, um....
- 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:13,030 For, um....
- 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:15,200 For fur.
- 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:20,830 -You went shopping for fur? -Yeah.
- 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:25,300 And then I realized that I'm against that and, um....
- 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:27,710 So then we bought some, um....
- 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:30,220 Um, boobs.
- 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:35,220 [LAUGHS]
- 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:38,140 You bought boobs?
- 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:41,850 Bras!
- 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:43,810 We bought bras!
- 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:47,030 We bought bras.
- 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:53,620 Bijan for men?
- 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,580 Bijan for....
- 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,410 Hey, Annabel. Uh--
- 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:02,670 Listen, I was wondering if after work we could grab a cup of coffee?
- 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:05,250 Actually, I sort of have plans.
- 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:06,630 Oh.
- 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:12,090 You ready, Annabel?
- 00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:14,850 You bet.
- 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,180 -Maybe some other time. -Yeah.
- 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:32,700 It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne.
- 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,410 Bijan for men?
- 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:36,490 Bijan for men!
- 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,950 Okay, and this is Funny Clown.
- 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,750 Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before or he won't sleep.
- 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,380 We've been through this before. We have a good time.
- 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,840 We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son.
- 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,760 Honey, relax. Ross is great with him.
- 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:59,850 Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
- 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:03,730 Oh, this is so cute.
- 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,520 Ah, I got that for him!
- 00:08:05,690 --> 00:08:07,360 "My Mommies Love Me."
- 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,400 That's clever.
- 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:13,950 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:15,240 Hello?
- 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:17,120 Oh, hi, Jul....
- 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:19,990 Hi, Jew!
- 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:23,330 Uh-huh.
- 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:26,210 Uh-huh. Okay, um, sure.
- 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:29,380 That'd be great. See you then. Bye.
- 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,800 Did you just say, "Hi, Jew"?
- 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:38,260 Yes. Um, yes, I did.
- 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,640 That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz.
- 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:47,690 Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.
- 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,320 Ben, dinner!
- 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,660 Thanks, Aunt Pheebs.
- 00:08:57,910 --> 00:09:01,450 You didn't microwave that, did you? It's breast milk, you're not supposed to.
- 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:04,500 Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Heh.
- 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:07,460 Okay.
- 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:08,710 [ALL GASP]
- 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,460 What did you just do?
- 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:12,420 I licked my arm, what?
- 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:14,920 [STAMMERS] It's breast milk!
- 00:09:15,090 --> 00:09:16,340 So?
- 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:20,600 Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person.
- 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:24,220 -What is the big deal? ROSS: No, no--
- 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:25,640 [ALL YELL]
- 00:09:25,810 --> 00:09:27,440 What did you just do?
- 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,900 Can people stop drinking the breast milk?
- 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,320 -You won't even taste it? -No.
- 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:39,700 Not even if you just pretend it's milk?
- 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:43,200 Not even if CaroI's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
- 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,880 -Hey. -Hi.
- 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,380 -Where is everybody? -Took Ben to the park.
- 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,920 -Where have you been? -Just out.
- 00:09:57,090 --> 00:10:01,390 Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me.
- 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:05,140 -Hey, thanks for your jacket. -Oh, no problem.
- 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:07,560 -You can borrow it, by the way. -Heh.
- 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:11,230 -Oh, here are your keys, honey. -Thank you.
- 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,480 -Mon? -Mm-hmm?
- 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:18,490 If, uh, you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you $53?
- 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:24,080 You know what probably happened?
- 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,160 -Someone must have stolen my credit card. - Ah.
- 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,330 And put the receipt back in your pocket?
- 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:34,790 Huh. That is an excellent, excellent question.
- 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,670 That is excellent.
- 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,880 What's with you? Who did you have lunch with?
- 00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:42,470 -Judy. -Who?
- 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,140 -Julie. Jody? -What?
- 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:50,520 -You were with Julie? -Mm. Look.
- 00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:53,310 When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her...
- 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,360 ...because she was my brother's girlfriend.
- 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,740 And then one thing led to another...
- 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,780 ...and before I knew it, we were...
- 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,330 -...shopping. - Aah.
- 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:11,330 Oh, my God.
- 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,710 Wait, we only did it once.
- 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,510 It didn't mean anything to me.
- 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,800 -Yeah, right. Sure. -Really!
- 00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:24,840 Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time.
- 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:32,100 Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out.
- 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:35,980 Oh, please! Please! You wanted to get caught!
- 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,690 That is not true!
- 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,320 So you just happened to leave it in here?
- 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,120 Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
- 00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:49,330 Okay, Monica, I just have to know one thing.
- 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,170 Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's?
- 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,840 [WHlMPERS]
- 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,970 Okay. Okay.
- 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:13,230 Okay, I just really, um-- I just need to not be with you right now.
- 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,020 [COOlNG]
- 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,110 Hi, who's this?
- 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,450 Hi, Joanne. ls Rachel working? It's Monica.
- 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,830 Yes, I know I did a horrible thing.
- 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:33,910 Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, okay?
- 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:38,840 No, I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve.
- 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,670 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:44,170 -Hey! PHOEBE: Hi!
- 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,930 How did we do?
- 00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:48,800 Oh, I tasted Ben's milk and Ross freaked out.
- 00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:50,850 I-- I did not freak out.
- 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:54,140 -Why'd you freak out? -Because it's breast milk.
- 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:56,940 It's gross!
- 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,650 My breast milk is gross?
- 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,480 This should be fun.
- 00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:06,360 No, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it.
- 00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:10,160 I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
- 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:13,700 Of course, the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids.
- 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,920 Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it. It's no big deal.
- 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,540 -Come on, just taste it. -Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,550 That would be no.
- 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:25,510 -Come on. -Try it.
- 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:28,300 -It's natural. -It doesn't taste bad.
- 00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:31,390 Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like, uh....
- 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,680 -Like what? -Cantaloupe juice.
- 00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:35,390 Exactly.
- 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,980 You've tasted it.
- 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:46,190 [STAMMERS] You've tasted it.
- 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,650 Uh-huh.
- 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,240 Oh, you've tasted it.
- 00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:55,370 You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
- 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,500 [GRUMBLES]
- 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,630 Give me the bottle.
- 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:11,930 Get me the towel.
- 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,080 Howdy.
- 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:40,460 Give me a box ofjuice.
- 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,130 Well, they switched me over to Hombre.
- 00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:48,380 Maybe it's because of the way you're dressed.
- 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,510 Or maybe this guy's doing so good they want to put more people on it.
- 00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:56,970 This guy goes through two bottles a day now.
- 00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:00,690 What do you care?
- 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,860 You're an actor. This is your day job. Isn't supposed to mean anything.
- 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,570 I know, but I was the best.
- 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:10,900 You know? I liked being the best.
- 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,330 Maybe I should get out of the game.
- 00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:20,660 They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
- 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,710 Say you do that.
- 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,960 Sooner or later, somebody will come along that slices a better cheddar.
- 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,590 And then where you gonna run?
- 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,800 -I guess you're right. -Damn right I'm right.
- 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:35,510 Show this guy what you're made of. Stand your ground.
- 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:40,180 Show him that you're the baddest Hombre west of the lingerie!
- 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,980 -I'm gonna do it! -All right!
- 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:47,820 Now, go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
- 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,690 MONICA: I don't know what to say.
- 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,200 That works good because I'm not listening.
- 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,780 I feel terrible. I really do.
- 00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:59,200 Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?
- 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,620 Rachel!
- 00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:04,920 Say that I'm friends with her. We spend time together.
- 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,170 -Is that so terrible? -Yes.
- 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:09,920 -It's that terrible? -Yes, Monica! You don't get it.
- 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,800 It's bad enough she stole the guy...
- 00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:14,550 ...who may be the person I'm supposed to be with.
- 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:16,050 But now...
- 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,930 ...she's actually....
- 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:22,560 But now she's actually stealing you!
- 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,980 Me?
- 00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:28,110 What are you talking about?
- 00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:30,730 Nobody could steal me from you.
- 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:34,400 Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you.
- 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,610 Honey.
- 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:39,080 I mean, you're my....
- 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,950 And we're....
- 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:43,910 [CRYlNG]
- 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,330 -Oh, I love you! -I love you too!
- 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:55,800 You guys, um, I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me.
- 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,510 But, um, I love you guys too!
- 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,520 [ALL CRYlNG]
- 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,640 Ugh, I really needed that.
- 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,520 Look, I know you're in a place right now...
- 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:13,280 ...where you really need to hate Julie's guts.
- 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,320 But she didn't do anything wrong.
- 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:20,950 She's just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out.
- 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:24,620 I think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her.
- 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:28,790 Will you give that a chance?
- 00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:30,920 For me?
- 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,380 I'd do anything for you, you know that.
- 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,930 I'd do anything for you!
- 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,180 [BOTH CRYlNG]
- 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,550 Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- 00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:01,280 Morning.
- 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:05,870 Heh. I said, morning.
- 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:08,540 I heard you.
- 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,290 All right, everybody. I'm opening the doors.
- 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,750 You boys ready?
- 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,590 Ready.
- 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,220 Yeah, I'm ready.
- 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,770 [YELLING]
- 00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:12,270 You idiot! You stupid cowboy!
- 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,650 You've blinded me! I'm suing!
- 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,530 Oh, my God! Todd! What the hell did you do?
- 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,530 I'm sorry. I'm such a doofus!
- 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:23,070 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,080 My God, what happened?
- 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,450 Eh, these new kids, they never last.
- 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,000 Sooner or later they all...
- 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,420 ...stop lasting.
- 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:39,170 Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
- 00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:40,920 Sure.
- 00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:55,980 -So. -So.
- 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:02,240 I just thought the two of us should hang out a bit.
- 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,200 I mean, you know, we've never really talked.
- 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,620 I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us. Ha, ha, right?
- 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,790 -I know. -Mm.
- 00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:14,290 I probably shouldn't even tell you this...
- 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,630 ...but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
- 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:21,130 Really? Me?
- 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,170 Oh, my God, are you kidding?
- 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,180 Ross is so crazy about you...
- 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,600 ...and I really wanted you to like me, and l....
- 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,600 It's probably me just being totally paranoid...
- 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:35,310 ...but I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don't.
- 00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:43,780 Well...
- 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,490 ...you're not totally paranoid.
- 00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:50,410 -Oy. -Um.
- 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,620 Okay. Um....
- 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:58,420 -God. Um.... -Heh.
- 00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:02,590 When you and, uh, Ross first started going out...
- 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,220 ...it was really hard for me, um...
- 00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:12,430 ...for many reasons of which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but, um....
- 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,980 [SlGHS]
- 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:20,650 I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together.
- 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:25,860 And, um, Monica's always saying how nice you are...
- 00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:28,360 ...and God, I hate it when she's right.
- 00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:32,290 -Thanks. -Yeah.
- 00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:36,160 Listen. Would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
- 00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:39,290 -Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it. -Yeah?
- 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,960 -I'd love it too. Okay. -Okay.
- 00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:43,710 -Oh, shoot, I gotta go. -Okay.
- 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,010 -So I'll talk to you later. -All right, Julie.
- 00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:47,840 -Bye. -Bye.
- 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,980 What a manipulative bitch.
- 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,800 It's not bad.
- 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,610 [English - US - SDH]
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