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The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Сезон: 01Серия: 19
Описание
Рэйчел впадает в депрессию, узнав о помолвке Барри и Минди. Компания отчаянно ищет Марселя, который выскользнул из квартиры, пока Рэйчел за ним присматривала. Рэйчел, не зная, что Марсель — незаконно содержащийся экзотический питомец, звонит в службу контроля за животными, чем злит Росса. Сотрудница службы контроля за животными — бывшая одноклассница Рэйчел и Моники, которая давно затаила обиду на Рэйчел, ничего о ней не помня. Она отказывается отпустить Марселя, пока Рэйчел не пригрозит сообщить о ней в полицию за то, что она случайно выстрелила в Фиби транквилизатором. Росс набирается смелости и приглашает Рэйчел на свидание, но Барри врывается и заявляет, что всё ещё любит её.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,087 Okay, okay, I checked.
- 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:09,133 We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, cinnamon stick...
- 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:13,137 ...chamomile, mint medley, blackberry and, uh...
- 00:00:13,304 --> 00:00:15,889 Oh, wait, there's one more, um... Lemon soother.
- 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:21,061 You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you?
- 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,896 Okay.
- 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,826 Mail call. Rachel Green, bunk seven.
- 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:19,787 Thank you.
- 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:23,874 Oh, cool. A free sample of coffee.
- 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,960 Oh, good, because where else would we get any? Ha, ha.
- 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,923 Oh, right.
- 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,926 - Oh, great. - What is it?
- 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:36,678 Country club newsletter.
- 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:41,600 My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.
- 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,061 Oh, my God.
- 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,396 Oh, my God. It's Barry and Mindy.
- 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:48,482 - Barry, who you almost...? - Barry, who I almost...
- 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,192 - Mindy, your maid of... - My maid of...
- 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,986 Let me see. That's Mindy?
- 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:54,446 Wow, she is pretty.
- 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,117 Lucky...
- 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,121 ...to have had a friend like you.
- 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,503 Marcel, bring me the rice. Come on, bring me the rice. Come on.
- 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,630 Good boy. Good bye. Come here, give me the rice.
- 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,382 Thank you. Good boy.
- 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:16,718 Well, I see he's mastered the difference between "bring me the"...
- 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:18,762 ...and "pee in the."
- 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:24,309 "Bring me the" and... Rach?
- 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,270 - What? - Hi.
- 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:28,856 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh.
- 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,732 This is so stupid.
- 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,193 - I mean, I gave Barry up, right? - Mm.
- 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:35,279 I should be happy for them.
- 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,698 I am. I'm happy for them.
- 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,449 - Really? - No.
- 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:44,413 Oh. Oh, I guess it would be different if I were with somebody.
- 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,790 Whoa, what, uh, ha, ha...
- 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,460 What happened to, uh, "Forget relationships.
- 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:54,339 I'm done with men"? The whole, uh, penis embargo?
- 00:02:58,094 --> 00:03:00,095 Oh, I don't know.
- 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,264 I guess it's not about no guys.
- 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,766 - It's about the right guy, you know? - Hmm.
- 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:08,478 With Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat.
- 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,105 - Mm. - You know, with Paolo...
- 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,815 ...that's all there was, was heat.
- 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:15,235 And I mean, it was just this raw, animal, sexual...
- 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,696 Right, right. I got it.
- 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,865 I was there.
- 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,451 I mean, do you think you can ever have both?
- 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,078 You know? Someone who's like your best friend...
- 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,623 ...but then also can make your toes curl.
- 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,291 Yes, yes.
- 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,419 Yes. Yes, I do. I really do.
- 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,171 Uh, in fact, it's funny.
- 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:38,383 Very often, someone who you wouldn't think could...
- 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,886 ...curl your toes...
- 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,472 ...might just be the one who...
- 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:44,765 Hi.
- 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,225 - Gets interrupted. Hi.
- 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,185 Hey, guys, how was the movie?
- 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,020 - Oh, so wonderful. - Oh, it was so good.
- 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:53,106 - Suck fest. - Total chick flick.
- 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,319 I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies...
- 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,821 ...with, like, you know, like, guns and bombs...
- 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,282 ...and, like, buses going really fast.
- 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,537 Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie...
- 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:09,456 ...just so long as there's a little nudity.
- 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,876 - There was nudity. - I meant female nudity.
- 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,797 All right, I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
- 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,675 MONICA & CHANDLER & PHOEBE: Hugh. Hugh Grant.
- 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,679 All right, I've got to go. Ahem.
- 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,430 Come on, Marcel. Come on.
- 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:29,434 Yeah, we're gonna go take a bath. Yes, we are, aren't we? Yes, we are.
- 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,437 They're still just friends, right?
- 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,318 And I will see you tomorrow.
- 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:41,571 That's right. You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you?
- 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:44,616 Hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?
- 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,661 Please, Aunt Monica, please? Ha, ha.
- 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,871 Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be here.
- 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:59,298 CHANDLER: I can't believe we're having this discussion.
- 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:02,634 I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief.
- 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:06,638 Don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened?
- 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,349 I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship...
- 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,310 ...with someone exactly like me.
- 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,186 She really said that?
- 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,564 Well, I added the "exactly like me" part.
- 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:21,194 But she said she's looking for someone. And someone is gonna be there tonight.
- 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:22,696 "Tonight" tonight?
- 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,907 Well, I think it's perfect. It's just gonna be the two of us.
- 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:29,453 She spent all day taking care of my monkey.
- 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:35,292 I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
- 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:37,753 [JOEY LAUGHING]
- 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:43,842 Anyway, you know, I figured after work, I'd go pick up a bottle of wine...
- 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,554 ...go over there and, uh, try to woo her.
- 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,640 Hey, you know what you should do?
- 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:54,353 You should take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used.
- 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,525 If you keep this up...
- 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,278 ...you'll be finished with this sucker by the end of the week.
- 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:06,656 Now, the one in the feathered boa, that's Dr. Francis.
- 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:09,242 Now, she used to be a man.
- 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:13,038 Oh, look. See, now, there's Raven. We hate her.
- 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,956 We're glad she's dying.
- 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,751 And then... What? Marcel.
- 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:21,338 Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to...
- 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:24,299 Whoa, whoa.
- 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,552 Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?
- 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,847 Oh, Marcel. Bad monkey.
- 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:33,225 Oh, God.
- 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,894 Oh.
- 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,357 Sorry, Barry.
- 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,526 A little engagement gift.
- 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:45,570 I'm sure you didn't register for that.
- 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,036 [GUNSHOT ON TV]
- 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,163 Who died? Who died?
- 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:59,292 Roll him over. Oh, come on, roll him over. Oh!
- 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:03,880 Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right, Marcel? Because...
- 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:07,008 Marcel? Marcel? Marc...?
- 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:11,304 - How could you lose him? - I don't know, I don't know.
- 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:14,099 We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe...
- 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:18,061 Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
- 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:21,148 I don't know. The left one.
- 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:22,441 Which ones?
- 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:26,736 Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
- 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,489 - Hey. GROUP: Hey.
- 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:32,284 Whoa, oh. Why is the air in here so negative?
- 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:37,706 - Rachel lost Marcel. - Oh, no. How?
- 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,041 - He pooped in my shoe. - Which one?
- 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:42,502 Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
- 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,671 No, which one? Ha, ha.
- 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,965 The right or left?
- 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,093 Because the left one is lucky.
- 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,845 Come on, you guys. What am I gonna do?
- 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,014 All right, all right, all right. You're a monkey...
- 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,849 ...you're loose in the city.
- 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,809 Where do you go?
- 00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,769 Okay, it's his first time out...
- 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:03,148 ...so he's probably gonna want to do some of the touristy things.
- 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:09,070 I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room.
- 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:12,574 Oh, my God! Come on, you guys.
- 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,035 He's gonna be home any minute. He's gonna kill me.
- 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,662 Start with the building. You take the first and second floor.
- 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,539 Phoebe and I will take third and fourth.
- 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:20,999 Whoa, whoa. What am I gonna do?
- 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,793 Okay, you stay here and just wait by the phone.
- 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:27,422 Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you.
- 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,008 Does anybody want to trade?
- 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,801 [SIGHS]
- 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,975 What do you want?
- 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:42,395 Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?
- 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:45,398 I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it?
- 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:46,566 No.
- 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:49,277 Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?
- 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,112 I wasn't ready for it.
- 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,114 The monkey, have you seen a monkey?
- 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,201 I saw Regis Philbin once.
- 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:58,912 Thank you, Mr. Heckles.
- 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,165 You owe me a waffle.
- 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,254 Okay, he's a black capuchin monkey with a white face...
- 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:11,591 ...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side.
- 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,094 Okay, thanks.
- 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,888 - Hi. - Hey. How did it go today?
- 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,891 - Oh, great. It went great. Really great. - Yeah.
- 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,143 - Hey, is that wine? - Yeah. Yeah.
- 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:23,812 You, uh, want some?
- 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,772 - Oh, I would love some. - Yeah.
- 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,441 But you know what? You know what? Let's not drink it here.
- 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:31,152 I'm feeling kind of crazy. Do you want to go to Newark?
- 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,908 Uh, okay. Yeah.
- 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,996 We could do that. But before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...
- 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:45,250 ...I was, uh, kind of wanted to run something by you.
- 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,670 You know how we were, you know, talking before...
- 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,131 ...about relationships and stuff, well...
- 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:55,302 - Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this. - Okay, quick and painful.
- 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,604 Oh, God.
- 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,648 Okay, all right. All right, okay.
- 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,150 Ross, please don't hate me.
- 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,235 Oh, what? What? What?
- 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,154 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,990 You know Marcel?
- 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,201 - Yeah? - Well, ahem.
- 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:23,997 I kind of, uh... I kind of lost him.
- 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,957 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
- 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,722 I can't believe this.
- 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:44,476 I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
- 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,852 I know, I know. I'm sorry.
- 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,146 You know what? I guess it's partially my fault.
- 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,649 I shouldn't have asked you to start off with a monkey.
- 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,818 I should have started you off with, like, a pen or a pencil.
- 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,446 Ross, I'm doing everything that I can.
- 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,573 I've got everybody looking for him and I got...
- 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,200 [DOOR BUZZER]
- 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,787 - Who is it? LUISA [OVER INTERCOM]: Animal Control.
- 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:07,457 - See, I've even got Animal Control. - You called Animal Control?
- 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,459 Uh-huh.
- 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,879 Why? Do you not like them?
- 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:19,886 Heh. Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.
- 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,557 I'm not allowed to have him in the city.
- 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,977 If they find him, they'll take him away from me.
- 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:32,273 Okay, well, now, see, you never ever, ever told us that.
- 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:36,528 That's right, because I didn't expect you we're gonna invite them to the apartment.
- 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,531 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,326 Hi. Thanks for coming.
- 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,911 Somebody called about a monkey?
- 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:49,290 Oh. Oh, you know what? That was a complete misunderstanding.
- 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,876 Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we didn't.
- 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,461 - It turned out it was a hat. - Cat.
- 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,380 Cat. What did I say?
- 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,382 Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor.
- 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,092 - No one's seen Marcel. - Marcel?
- 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,427 My uncle Marcel.
- 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:03,138 Oh, is that who the monkey's named after?
- 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,514 Okay.
- 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,934 Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic is punishable...
- 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,479 ...by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.
- 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,106 PHOEBE: Oh, my God.
- 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,734 You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
- 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:25,910 Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
- 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,205 Yes, but there isn't always time.
- 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:37,380 Look, I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Um, have a seat.
- 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,924 First of all, we haven't been introduced. I'm Monica Geller.
- 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,011 Oh, my God, you are.
- 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,597 - And you're Rachel Green. - Yeah.
- 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,058 Luisa Gianetti. Lincoln High?
- 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,353 I sat behind you guys in homeroom.
- 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:56,566 Oh! Luisa. Oh, my God.
- 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,943 Monica. It's Luisa!
- 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,154 Luisa. From homeroom.
- 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,822 Yes!
- 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,326 - You have no idea who I am, do you? RACHEL: No.
- 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,161 Not at all.
- 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:12,582 Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me.
- 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,252 Would it have been so hard to say, "Morning, Luisa"...
- 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,421 ...or "Nice overalls"?
- 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,470 Oh, I'm so sorry.
- 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,557 It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems.
- 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,187 But you. What a bitch.
- 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,315 What?
- 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,901 You know what? Be that as it may.
- 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:44,364 You think you could you help us out here on that monkey thing, for old times' sake?
- 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,407 Go, Bobcats.
- 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,911 I could. But I won't.
- 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,414 If I find that monkey, he's mine.
- 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,042 [SINGING] Da, da, da
- 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,171 Sorry.
- 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,508 [MARCEL CHATTERING]
- 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,468 CHANDLER: Marcel?
- 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,970 JOEY: Marcel?
- 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,180 - Marcel? - Marcel?
- 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,938 Hi, can I help you?
- 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:25,321 Uh, we're kind of having an emergency, and, ahem, we were looking for something.
- 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,200 - A monkey. - Yes, have you seen any?
- 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,078 No. No, I haven't seen a monkey.
- 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,955 Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
- 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,584 Sure, sure. Did you try turning the knob back the other way?
- 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,379 - Of course. - Oh. Then, no.
- 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,302 Taste this daiquiri. Is there too much rum in here?
- 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:50,096 Just a second. Hope you find your monkey.
- 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,265 Oh, no, wait. No, no, no. Wait, wait.
- 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,935 Um, we may not know about radiators, per se...
- 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,104 ...but we do have a certain amount of expertise...
- 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,773 ...in the heating and cooling milieu.
- 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,821 Uh, weren't we kind of in the middle of something here?
- 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,408 Yes, but these women are very hot and they need our help.
- 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,578 And they're very hot.
- 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,707 We can't, all right?
- 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,375 We're sorry.
- 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:23,546 You have no idea how sorry. But we promised we'd find this monkey.
- 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,966 If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel.
- 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,678 So if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.
- 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,523 Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.
- 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,109 - Marcel? - Marcel.
- 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,028 PHOEBE & MONICA: Marcel?
- 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,865 Marcel?
- 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,617 - Oh, my God. - What?
- 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,744 Something just brushed up against my right leg.
- 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,412 - What is it? - Oh.
- 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,248 Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.
- 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,917 [MARCEL CHATTERING]
- 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,627 MONICA: Look, Phoebe.
- 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,462 Oh, yeah. Oh, Marcel. Come here.
- 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,798 - Oh, come here, Marcel. - Step aside, ladies.
- 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,552 - What are you gonna do? - Just a small tranquilizer.
- 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,779 PHOEBE: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel!
- 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,823 - Damn. - Are you okay?
- 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,450 Oh, yeah, I think so.
- 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,411 Oh.
- 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,414 Huh.
- 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,541 Whoa.
- 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,377 Oh, gosh.
- 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,929 ROSS & RACHEL: Marcel. Marcel.
- 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,390 This is ridiculous. We've been all over the neighborhood.
- 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,142 He's gone. He's just gone.
- 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,478 - Ross, you don't know that. - Oh, come on. It's cold, it's dark.
- 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,981 He doesn't know the Village.
- 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,483 And now I have a broken foot. Oh, my...
- 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:10,111 I have no monkey and a broken foot.
- 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,487 Thank you very much.
- 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,699 Ross, you know, I've said I'm sorry, like, a million times.
- 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,286 What do you want me to do? Huh? You want me to break my foot too?
- 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,455 Here, I'm gonna break my foot right now. Ow!
- 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:24,167 Oh, my God. There, are you happy now?
- 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,211 Yeah, yeah. You know, now that you kicked the sign...
- 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:31,215 ...hey, ha, ha, I don't miss Marcel anymore.
- 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,845 You know, it's not like I did this on purpose.
- 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,389 No, no, no. No, no. This is just vintage Rachel.
- 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,142 I mean, things just sort of happen around you.
- 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,687 I mean, you're off in Rachel Land, doing your Rachel thing...
- 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:49,776 ...totally oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and...
- 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:52,153 - I don't even want to hear it. - Ross.
- 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,738 - Forget it, okay? - Ross.
- 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,656 What? What?
- 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,745 Hey, banana man.
- 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,669 Oh, this is so intense.
- 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:13,716 One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea.
- 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,515 Hi. Did you order some bananas?
- 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,101 - What about it? - Give me my monkey back.
- 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,393 I don't have a monkey.
- 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,438 - Then what's with all the bananas? - Potassium.
- 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,900 [MARCEL CHATTERING]
- 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,777 Marcel? Marcel.
- 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,114 Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel? Marcel?
- 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,782 [ALL GASPING]
- 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,118 Marcel.
- 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,703 What have you done to him?
- 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,414 That's my monkey. That's Patty. Patty the monkey.
- 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,960 Are you insane?
- 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,380 - Come here, Marcel. Come on. - Come here, Patty.
- 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,382 Come here, Marcel.
- 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,883 Come here, Patty.
- 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:59,053 Here, monkey. Here, monkey. Here, monkey.
- 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,930 Gotcha.
- 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:04,392 - Okay, give me my monkey back. - That's my monkey.
- 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,644 You're gonna have to take this up with the judge.
- 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,063 That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine.
- 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,190 You can send it back whenever.
- 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,484 - All right, I want my monkey. - No.
- 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,696 - Oh, come on, Luisa. - Sorry, prom queen.
- 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,116 You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't have been fat.
- 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,121 All right, look, in high school, I was the prom queen...
- 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,666 ...and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you...
- 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,751 ...were also there.
- 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,420 Look, if you take this monkey...
- 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,673 ...I will lose one of the most important people in my life.
- 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:40,052 You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him.
- 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,472 Come on, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here.
- 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,266 Take it.
- 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,188 No.
- 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,647 All right.
- 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,525 Well, then how about I call your supervisor and I tell her...
- 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,570 ...that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart.
- 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,788 Hey, it'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it?
- 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,958 Or we can leave it on for now. That's fine.
- 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:15,129 You know, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit.
- 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,468 Listen...
- 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,596 I'm sorry I was so hard on you before. You know, I just...
- 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,933 No, Ross, come on. No, no. It was my fault. I almost lost your...
- 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,143 No, no. Yeah, but you were the one who got him back.
- 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,811 You know, you were great.
- 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,861 Hey, we still have that bottle of wine.
- 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,447 Are you in the mood for, uh...
- 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,949 ...something grape?
- 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:46,953 - Sure, that would be good. - All right, uh...
- 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,084 Oh.
- 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,548 The, uh... The neighbors must be vacuuming.
- 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,428 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:09,308 Well, ah, as long as we're here...
- 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,938 ...and not on the subject, um, ahem...
- 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,607 I was thinking about, uh...
- 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,821 ...how mad we got at each other before.
- 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:29,036 And, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we...
- 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,455 - Rachel? - Barry?
- 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:35,167 I can't. I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy.
- 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,088 - I'm still in love with you. - Oh!
- 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:47,513 We have got to start locking that door.
- 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,107 This is me in The Sound of Music.
- 00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,568 - You see the von Trapp kids? - No.
- 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,653 That's because I'm in front of them.
- 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,448 Yeah, I thought that was an alp.
- 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,117 Well, high school was not my favorite time.
- 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,411 I don't know. I loved high school, you know?
- 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:14,498 It was just, like, four years of parties and dating and sex and...
- 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,918 Yeah, well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys.
- 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,464 Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
- 00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:27,094 Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago?
- 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,515 Oh, oh, oh.
- 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:33,726 Oh, my butt cheek is waking up.
- 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,524 [English - US - SDH]
- 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,040 Так, я посмотрела
- 00:00:05,290 --> 00:00:09,040 У нас есть "Эрл Грей", английский к завтраку, с корицей...
- 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:13,010 ...ромашковый, "Медли" с мятой, со смородиной...
- 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:17,470 Стоп, был еще один... Мягкий лимонный!
- 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:22,390 Вы не тот, кто заказывал у меня чай, правда?
- 00:00:23,270 --> 00:00:26,400 Первый сезон, 19-я серия "Побег обезьяны"
- 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:17,530 Почта пришла! Рэйчел Грин, камера номер семь
- 00:01:17,780 --> 00:01:20,370 Спасибо
- 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:23,830 О, класс! Бесплатный пробник кофе
- 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:28,460 Ой, как хорошо, а то где бы мы еще взяли кофе?
- 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:31,960 Да, точно
- 00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:33,210 Ну вот, отлично
- 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:34,460 Что такое?
- 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:36,550 Это клубный бюллетень
- 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:42,260 Мать посылает мне объявления о помолвках для поднятия настроения
- 00:01:42,510 --> 00:01:43,970 Боже мой!
- 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:46,310 Боже мой! Это Барри и Минди!
- 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,350 - Барри, за которого ты чуть...? - Барри, за которого я чуть...
- 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,150 - И Минди, твоя свиде... - Минди, моя свиде...
- 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,940 Дай посмотреть... Это Минди?
- 00:01:53,190 --> 00:01:55,860 Ого. А она ничего!
- 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:59,490 Особенного...
- 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:03,580 ...по сравнению с тобой
- 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:09,460 Марсель, принеси мне рис. Давай, быстро неси рис
- 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:11,460 Молодец. Умница. Давай сюда рис
- 00:02:11,710 --> 00:02:13,460 Спасибо. Умница
- 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:16,590 Видишь, он наконец усвоил разницу между "принеси мне это"...
- 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,130 ...и "нассы в это".
- 00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:25,810 "Принеси мне" и... Рэйч?
- 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:28,680 Ой, извини
- 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,650 Это так глупо!
- 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,980 В смысле, я же бросила Барри, да?
- 00:02:33,230 --> 00:02:35,270 Я должна быть счастлива за них
- 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,610 И я... я за них счастлива
- 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:40,780 - Правда? - Нет.
- 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:44,370 Наверное, всё было бы по-другому, если бы... у меня кто-то был
- 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:47,040 Ого! А как же...
- 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:50,370 ...а как же "Долой эти романы!"
- 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:55,590 "Мне надоели мужчины"? Всё это эмбарго на яйца?
- 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,050 Ну не знаю
- 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:02,140 Речь идет не о "долой мужчин"
- 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,550 А "даешь правильного мужчину", понимаешь?
- 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:05,600 С Барри...
- 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:08,980 ...было спокойно и легко, но не было страсти
- 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,600 А с Паоло не было ничего, кроме страсти
- 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:15,190 В смысле, грубой, животной, сексуальной...
- 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,030 Всё, всё! Я понял
- 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,240 Я присутствовал
- 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:22,660 Как ты думаешь, можно иметь и то, и другое?
- 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:24,950 Чтобы кто-то был тебе и лучшим другом...
- 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:29,120 ...и одновременно заставлял сучить ногами от нетерпения
- 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,000 Да, да, я так думаю. Правда-правда
- 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,170 Вообще забавно получается
- 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:38,750 Часто кто-нибудь, насчет кого ты бы и не подумала...
- 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,800 ...сучить ногами...
- 00:03:41,050 --> 00:03:44,640 ...может как раз оказаться тем...
- 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:46,260 ...кого перебивают
- 00:03:46,510 --> 00:03:48,100 Ну что, ребята, как кино?
- 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:49,970 - Отлично! - Лучше не бывает!
- 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:54,600 - Сопли с сахаром. - Девчачья лабуда.
- 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:59,780 Ну извините, что в этом фильме никого не застрелили и не взорвали...
- 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:03,780 ...и на автобусах по городу не гоняли!
- 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:07,280 А мне не обязательно, чтобы в кино было насилие...
- 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:10,240 ...лишь бы показали немножко голого тела
- 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,330 Там было голое тело
- 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:13,830 Я имел в виду женского голого тела
- 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,500 Телодвижения голого Лу Гранта меня не интересуют
- 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:21,170 Хью! Хью Гранта!
- 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,720 Ну всё, мне уже пора
- 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:25,340 Идем, Марсель. Пошли!
- 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:29,560 Мы идем принимать ванну. Правда, мой хороший?
- 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:33,810 Они всё ещё просто друзья, да?
- 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,270 А мы увидимся с тобой завтра
- 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,480 Точно. Завтрашний день ты проведешь у тети Рэйчел, да?
- 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:44,950 Стоп-стоп. А тетя Моника имеет здесь право голоса?
- 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,620 Пожалуйста, тетя Моника, ну пожалуйста?
- 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:51,330 Да расслабься. Тебя даже здесь не будет
- 00:04:56,670 --> 00:04:59,040 Как мы вообще можем это обсуждать?
- 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:02,880 Согласен. Я прямо... пребываю в неверии
- 00:05:03,130 --> 00:05:04,840 Если уж чему-то суждено было случиться у вас с Рэйчел...
- 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:06,550 ...то уже как бы давно пора, да?
- 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,180 Говорю вам, она сказала, что хотела бы быть с кем-то...
- 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:11,470 ...очень похожим на меня
- 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,930 Она так и сказала?
- 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,560 Ну, "очень похожим на меня" - эту часть добавил я
- 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:18,980 Но она сказала, что хотела бы быть с кем-то, и этот кто-то
- 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:21,270 Сегодня вечером как раз будет там
- 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,860 "Сегодня" - это сегодня?
- 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:25,740 Лучше не придумаешь. Будем только мы двое
- 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:30,740 Она весь день играла с моей обезьянкой
- 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:36,790 Не припомню, когда в последний раз девушка играла с моей обезьянкой
- 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:43,750 Так вот, я подумал после работы купить бутылку вина...
- 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:49,050 ...появиться там и приударить за ней
- 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,760 Знаешь, что тебе стоит сделать?
- 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:55,810 Отправиться с ней в 1890-е годы, когда это слово еще употреблялось
- 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,690 Та, которая в боа из перьев - это доктор Фрэнсис
- 00:06:06,940 --> 00:06:09,320 Раньше она была мужчиной
- 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,070 О, смотри, а это Рэйвен
- 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,950 Мы ее ненавидим
- 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,950 Мы рады, что она умирает
- 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,620 А потом... Что такое? Марсель!
- 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:23,090 Ты играешь с туфлями Моники? Тебе не разрешается...
- 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:27,470 Марсель, ты накакал в туфель?
- 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,680 Ой, Марсель! Плохая обезьяна!
- 00:06:30,930 --> 00:06:34,140 Боже мой! Боже мой!
- 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:40,230 Извини, Барри
- 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,560 Маленький подарок к помолвке
- 00:06:42,810 --> 00:06:47,030 Уверена, что в списке такого не было
- 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,490 Кого убили? Кого убили?
- 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:59,330 Переверни его! Давай, переверни его!
- 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:03,840 Так, мы знаем, что это не Декстер, правильно, Марсель? Потому что...
- 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,630 Марсель? Марсель?
- 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,050 - Как ты могла его потерять? - Я не знаю, не знаю!
- 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:14,970 Мы смотрели телевизор, потом он накакал Монике в туфель...
- 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:17,970 Стоп. Он накакал мне в туфель? В который?
- 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,310 Не знаю
- 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,190 В левый!
- 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,350 Какие это были туфли?
- 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:28,110 Те деревенские лапти, которые, по твоему мнению, подходят ко всему
- 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:34,490 Почему здесь такая негативная аура?
- 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:36,490 Рэйчел потеряла Марселя
- 00:07:36,740 --> 00:07:37,580 О нет! Как?
- 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:40,000 - И он накакал в мой туфель. - В который?
- 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,500 В те изящные черные туфельки, которые я ношу ко всему
- 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,790 Да нет, в который?
- 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,630 В правый или левый?
- 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,050 Если в левый - то это к удаче
- 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:51,840 Хватит вам! Что мне делать?
- 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:53,890 Так. Представь себя обезьяной...
- 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,800 ...ты потерялась в городе
- 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:58,140 Куда бы ты пошла?
- 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:03,690 Он впервые вышел в город, захочет посмотреть достопримечательности
- 00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:09,440 Я иду на мюзикл "Кошки", а ты - в "Русскую чайную"
- 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,360 Боже мой! Быстрее, ребята!
- 00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:15,030 Он вернется с минуты на минуту. Он меня убьет!
- 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,740 Осмотрим весь дом. Берите на себя первый и второй этаж
- 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:19,490 Мы возьмем третий и четвертый
- 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,080 А что мне делать?
- 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:23,710 А ты сиди здесь у телефона
- 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,590 Побрызгай в мой туфель лизолом и подожди Росса. Он тебя убьет
- 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,340 Никто не хочет поменяться?
- 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,850 Чего вам надо?
- 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:42,480 Мистер Хеклз, наш друг потерял обезьяну. Вы ее видели?
- 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:46,480 Я здесь оставил бельгийские вафли. Это вы их взяли?
- 00:08:46,730 --> 00:08:49,270 А зачем вы оставили их в коридоре?
- 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:50,900 Я был к ним не готов
- 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:54,110 А обезьяна? Вы видели обезьяну?
- 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,910 Как-то раз я видел Челентано
- 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:59,830 Спасибо, мистер Хеклз
- 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,290 Вы должны мне вафли
- 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:07,170 Это обезьяна, черный капуцин с белой мордочкой...
- 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:11,750 ...с русской подливкой и солеными огурчиками
- 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:12,420 Спасибо ...с русской подливкой и солеными огурчиками
- 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:14,380 Спасибо
- 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:15,880 Ну, как прошел день?
- 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:20,050 Ой, отлично! Было отлично. Просто отлично
- 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,140 Ой, это вино?
- 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:23,810 А ты... хочешь?
- 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:25,850 Ой, очень хочу
- 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:28,400 Но знаешь что? Давай пить не здесь
- 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:32,610 У меня безумная идея. Хочешь поехать в Ньюарк?
- 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:41,780 Можно. Но прежде чем мы поедем в криминальную столицу побережья...
- 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:45,160 ...я бы хотел кое-что с тобой обсудить
- 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:48,670 Помнишь, как мы раньше говорили...
- 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,000 ...про отношения и всё такое...
- 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:56,840 - О боже, Росс, я не могу, не могу! - Вот так, быстро и больно.
- 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,480 О боже!
- 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,730 Ладно, всё. Так, всё, ладно
- 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,940 Росс, только не убивай меня
- 00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:13,690 Что? Что?
- 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:18,400 - Знаешь Марселя? - Да.
- 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:25,450 Я его как бы... как бы потеряла
- 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,510 Я, я, я... не верю своим ушам
- 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,430 Все, что я просил - это не выпускать его из квартиры!
- 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,800 Я знаю, знаю. Ну извини
- 00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:47,930 Наверное, это частично моя вина
- 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,930 Не стоило сразу поручать тебе обезьяну. Для начала надо было...
- 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:54,560 ...поручить тебе присмотреть за ручкой или карандашом
- 00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:56,400 Росс, я делаю все, что могу
- 00:10:56,650 --> 00:11:01,070 Я уже послала всех его искать, и я даже...
- 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,780 - Кто там? - Служба отлова животных.
- 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:08,950 - Я даже вызвала службу отлова. - Ты вызвала службу отлова животных?
- 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:14,370 А что? Ты их недолюбливаешь?
- 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:21,380 Марсель - незаконно содержащееся экзотическое животное
- 00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:24,340 Мне нельзя держать его дома в городе
- 00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:28,560 Если его найдут, его у меня заберут
- 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:32,640 Ну, знаешь, я никогда от тебя ни о чем подобном не слышала
- 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:38,020 Потому что я никогда не думал, что ты вызовешь их прямо домой!
- 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,280 Привет! Спасибо за быстрый приезд
- 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,660 Кто здесь звонил насчет обезьяны?
- 00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:49,280 Знаете что... это совершеннейшее недоразумение
- 00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:51,950 Мы думали, что у нас тут обезьяна, а ее нет
- 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,750 - Оказалось, это была картошка. - Кошка!
- 00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:59,040 Мы осмотрели третий этаж. Никто не видел Марселя. - Марселя?
- 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:00,380 Моего дядюшку Марселя
- 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:04,300 Так обезьяну назвали в честь него?
- 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:07,930 Вам известно, что содержание экзотических животных карается...
- 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:11,310 ...двумя годами лишения свободы и конфискацией животного
- 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,100 Боже мой!
- 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:17,230 И вы посадите бедного малыша в тюрьму?
- 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:26,490 Помнишь, что мы говорили насчет сначала проговаривать слова про себя?
- 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:30,740 Ну да, но на это не всегда хватает времени
- 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:37,370 Я уверена, что найдется какой- нибудь дружеский компромисс. Присаживайтесь
- 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:40,170 Мы еще не познакомились. Я Моника Геллер
- 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:43,000 О боже, это точно ты!
- 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:46,260 А ты - Рэйчел Грин!
- 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:49,220 Я Луиза Джианети! Школа имени Линкольна!
- 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:53,260 Я сидела сзади вас в классе для самостоятельной работы
- 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,560 Луиза! Боже мой!
- 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,900 Моника! Это же Луиза!
- 00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:02,650 Луиза! С самостоятельной работы!
- 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,190 Вы понятия не имеете, кто я?
- 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,110 Нет! Совершенно!
- 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,830 Может быть, это потому, что вы четыре года вообще меня не замечали
- 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:16,160 Как будто было так трудно сказать "Приветик, Луиза"...
- 00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:19,960 ...или "Какой славный комбинезон"
- 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:25,420 Ой, прости меня, ради бога!
- 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:31,640 Дело тут скорее не в тебе. Ты была толстая. У тебя были свои проблемы
- 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:35,680 А вот ты. Какая стерва!
- 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:37,270 Что?
- 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,940 Знаешь что? Что было, то было
- 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:44,400 Может, выручишь нас с этой обезьяной по старой памяти?
- 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:46,940 Вперед, гёрлскауты!
- 00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:50,110 Могла бы. Но не буду
- 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:54,780 Если я найду обезьяну, она моя
- 00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:01,120 Извините
- 00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:05,550 Марсель? Марсель?
- 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,340 Марсель? Марсель?
- 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:18,350 Здравствуйте, чем могу помочь?
- 00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:26,480 У нас тут чрезвычайное происшествие, мы кое-что ищем
- 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:29,150 - Обезьяну. - Да. Мимо ни одна не пробегала?
- 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,030 Нет, я не видела никакой обезьяны
- 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,950 Вы умете регулировать отопление?
- 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,910 Конечно! Вы пробовали повернуть ручку в обратном направлении?
- 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:38,950 Конечно!
- 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,540 О. Тогда нет
- 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,340 Попробуй "дайкири". Не слишком ли много там рома?
- 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:50,050 Секундочку. Желаю вам найти вашу обезьяну
- 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,430 Ой, нет, подождите!
- 00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:55,800 Может, мы и немного знаем об отоплении как таковом...
- 00:14:56,050 --> 00:15:02,270 ...но зато мы хорошо умеем создавать нужную... атмосферу
- 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:06,900 У нас вроде было какое-то задание, да?
- 00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:11,440 Но у этих девушек такая жара, и им нужна наша помощь
- 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,820 У них тут ТАКАЯ жара!
- 00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:17,780 Нельзя нам, понял?
- 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,450 Нам очень жаль
- 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:23,540 Вы даже не представляете, насколько. Но мы пообещали найти обезьяну.
- 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,880 Он примерно такого роста и отзывается на имя Марсель
- 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:32,130 И вы бы нас очень выручили, если бы дали себя сфотографировать
- 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:44,020 Отныне я запрещаю тебе разговаривать с другими людьми
- 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,490 - О боже! - Что?!
- 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:56,360 Что-то мягко мазнуло меня по правой ноге. - Что это?
- 00:15:56,610 --> 00:16:00,740 А, ничего. Это была моя левая нога
- 00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:02,750 Смотри, Фиби!
- 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,120 Ой, Марсель! Иди сюда!
- 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:08,380 В сторонку, дамочки
- 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:13,090 - Что ты собираешься делать? - Вкатать маленький укольчик.
- 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,560 Беги, Марсель! Беги, Марсель!
- 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:30,730 Черт!
- 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:31,820 Как ты, нормально?
- 00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:35,820 Вроде да
- 00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,160 Вот блин!
- 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,260 Мы оббегали уже всю округу!
- 00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,010 Он пропал! Он просто исчез!
- 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,350 - Росс, это еще неизвестно. - Ага! Здесь холодно, здесь темно.
- 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,890 И он не знает города!
- 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,480 А теперь я сломал ногу. Вот блин...
- 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,060 У меня нет обезьяны, зато сломана нога
- 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:11,520 Спасибо тебе огромное!
- 00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,570 Росс, я извинилась уже, наверное, миллион раз
- 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,440 Что ты от меня еще хочешь?
- 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,280 Чтобы я тоже ногу сломала?
- 00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:20,490 Вот, сейчас я ее сломаю
- 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:24,240 Ай, боже мой! Ну вот... теперь ты доволен?
- 00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:28,120 Да, как только ты лягнула столб...
- 00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:32,710 ...я сразу перестал скучать по Марселю!
- 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,840 Ну я же это сделала не нарочно
- 00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,340 Конечно, нет. Это просто фирменный почерк Рэйчел
- 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,970 Всё как бы само вокруг тебя происходит!
- 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:44,600 Ты живешь себе в "стране Рэйчел", делаешь всё "в стиле Рэйчел"...
- 00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:49,810 ...и плевать тебе на чужих обезьян и на чувства других людей, и...
- 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:53,730 Не хочу я этого слышать!.. Мне это надоело, понятно?
- 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,900 Что? Что?
- 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:02,120 Эй, мужик с бананами!
- 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,660 Ой, как интересно!
- 00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:15,460 Одна половинка задницы у меня в отрубе, а другая - хоть бы хны
- 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,430 Здравствуйте! Вы заказывали бананы?
- 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,140 - А что такое? - Отдайте мне мою обезьяну!
- 00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:24,470 У меня нет обезьяны
- 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,930 - Тогда зачем столько бананов? - В них калий.
- 00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:36,110 Так, где он? Где он? Марсель!
- 00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:42,740 Что вы с ним сделали?
- 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:46,870 Это моя обезьянка. Это Пэтти. Обезьянка Пэтти
- 00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:48,950 Вы в своем уме?
- 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,040 Иди ко мне, Марсель, иди
- 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:52,420 Иди ко мне, Пэтти
- 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:54,420 Иди ко мне, Марсель
- 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:55,590 Иди ко мне, Пэтти
- 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:59,260 Эй, обезьянка; сюда, обезьянка
- 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,550 Попался!
- 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,430 - Отдайте мне мою обезьяну! - Это моя обезьяна.
- 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,600 В суде будете рассказывать, чья это обезьяна
- 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:08,930 Это не моя обезьяна. Моё только платье
- 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:11,480 Пришлете его назад, когда сможете
- 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,480 А я требую мою обезьяну
- 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:15,400 Да что ты, Луиза
- 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,650 Извини, королева бала
- 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:21,650 И надо ж тебе было быть в школе стервой. Не могла быть толстой!
- 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,910 Ну да! В старших классах я была королевой бала...
- 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,620 ...и королевой встречи выпускников, и президентом класса, а ты...
- 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,830 ...тоже там училась
- 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,000 Если ты заберешь эту обезьяну, я потеряю...
- 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:36,040 ...очень важного для меня в жизни человека
- 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:40,000 Можешь меня ненавидеть, если хочешь, но не наказывай за это его
- 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:43,470 Ну, Луиза! У тебя есть возможность проявить великодушие
- 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,050 Не упусти ее!
- 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:54,640 Ладно. Тогда я позвоню твоему начальству и скажу...
- 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:59,270 ...что ты выстрелила моей подруге дротиком в задницу!
- 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,820 Неплохо было бы снять всё это, правда?
- 00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:10,990 Или пока можно оставить. И так хорошо
- 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:16,580 Если правильно подобрать туфли, костюмчик ему даже пойдет
- 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,710 Послушай...
- 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,550 Извини, что я так на тебя насел...
- 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,890 Да ладно. Это я виновата. Чуть не потеряла твоего...
- 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:32,350 Но ты же его и вернула. Ты просто молодец
- 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:38,650 Кстати, у нас еще осталась та бутылка вина
- 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,400 Есть желание попробовать чего-нибудь...
- 00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:42,730 ...виноградного?
- 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:47,740 - Да, было бы неплохо. - Вот и хорошо.
- 00:20:56,370 --> 00:21:01,040 Соседи, наверное, пылесосят
- 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,840 Ну, раз уж мы здесь...
- 00:21:08,090 --> 00:21:10,850 ...собрались...
- 00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:13,970 ...немного отходя от темы...
- 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:17,940 Я тут думал...
- 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:23,320 ...как мы только что друг на друга сердились
- 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:29,360 И еще я подумал - может, это отчасти потому, что мы...
- 00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:31,450 - Рэйчел? - Барри?
- 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:36,660 Я не могу. Я не могу этого сделать. Не могу жениться на Минди
- 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:40,210 Кажется, я все еще люблю тебя
- 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,010 Пора уже наконец начать закрывать эту дверь!
- 00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:00,740 Это я в "Звуках музыки". Видите детей фон Траппов?
- 00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:00,810 Потому что я стою перед ними Это я в "Звуках музыки". Видите детей фон Траппов?
- 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,040 Потому что я стою перед ними
- 00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:06,000 Я думал, это горная вершина
- 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,080 Старшие классы - не самое мое любимое время
- 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:10,290 Ну не знаю. А я любил старшие классы
- 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:14,510 Это же... четыре года вечеринок, свиданий, секса...
- 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,970 А я учился в школе-интернате вместе с четырьмястами мальчиков
- 00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:22,970 Занятия сексом ТАМ потребовали бы радикальной смены взглядов на жизнь
- 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:28,520 Правда, это было как будто миллион лет назад?
- 00:22:31,730 --> 00:22:35,190 Ой, у меня полужопка ожила!
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