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The One with all the Poker
Сезон: 01Серия: 18
Описание
Устав от работы официанткой, Рейчел устраивается на работу в индустрию моды. Она рада возможности пройти собеседование в Saks Fifth Avenue на должность помощника закупщика, но работу не получает. Обычно спокойный нрав Росса исчезает, когда девушки сталкиваются с парнями во время не очень дружелюбной игры в покер. Позже Моника обращается за помощью к своей тете, которая является опытным игроком.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,879 [ALL WHISTLING THEME FROM THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAl]
- 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,433 Rach, we're running low on résumés over here.
- 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,436 Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?
- 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:23,897 Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.
- 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,484 Hey, look, you guys. I'm going for anything here, okay?
- 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,695 I can't be a waitress anymore. I mean it.
- 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:33,574 I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me."
- 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:37,578 Rach, did you proofread these?
- 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,580 Uh, yeah. Why?
- 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:45,419 Uh, nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper" skills.
- 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:48,005 Oh, my God!
- 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,716 Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
- 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:57,347 Oh, no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
- 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,651 - Hey, guys. BOTH: Hey.
- 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:53,278 Hey. Hi, ladies.
- 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,948 Uh, can I get you anything?
- 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,033 - Did you bring the mail? - Lots of responses.
- 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:01,120 Really? Sure we have scones left.
- 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,080 Okay, read them to me.
- 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:07,835 "Dear Miss Green: Thank you for your inquiry. However..."
- 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,088 - We have apple cinnamon... - Okay, "Dear Miss Green"...
- 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,424 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No.
- 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:17,636 - Wow. - What?
- 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,222 Your Visa bill is huge.
- 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,141 Give me that.
- 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,434 You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great.
- 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,645 - Why won't you go out with her again? - I don't know.
- 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,564 Is this still about her whole...
- 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:31,233 ..."The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?
- 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:33,694 It's not just that.
- 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,697 It's just, I want someone who does something for me...
- 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,782 ...you know, who gets my heart pounding...
- 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,869 ...who makes me, uh...
- 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,039 Little play things with yarn?
- 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,001 What?
- 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,712 Could you want her more?
- 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,338 Who?
- 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:57,050 Who? Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!!
- 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,555 Who?
- 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,186 Look, I am totally, totally over her, okay?
- 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,937 - I just... Hi. - Hi. Coffee?
- 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:11,481 - No, we're fine. - Okay.
- 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,695 [CHANDLER & ROSS LAUGH]
- 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:17,905 Shut up.
- 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,948 We're not saying anything.
- 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,701 - What? - Uh, Joey cried last night.
- 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,662 Thank you.
- 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,414 We were playing poker, right?
- 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:30,542 There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, all right?
- 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:35,547 Oh, God, you should've seen him. "Read them and weep."
- 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,633 And then he did.
- 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,554 Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
- 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,848 Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of guy thing?
- 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,892 Like some kind of sexist guy thing?
- 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:49,394 Like, it's poker, so only guys can play?
- 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,230 No. Women are welcome to play.
- 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,731 Oh, okay, so then what is it?
- 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:56,193 Some kind of, you know, like, some kind of, you know, like...
- 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:58,195 All right, what is it?
- 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:02,032 There just don't happen to be any women in our game.
- 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,078 Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
- 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:10,249 Oh, please. That is such a lame excuse. I mean, it's a typical guy response.
- 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,376 Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
- 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:14,044 [IN UNISON] No.
- 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,755 But you could teach us.
- 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,423 [IN UNISON] No.
- 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:27,557 Okay, so now we draw cards.
- 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,021 So I wouldn't need any, right? Because I have a straight.
- 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:35,482 - Oh, good for you. - Congratulations.
- 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,443 [MICROWAVE BEEPING]
- 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,445 Okay, Pheebs, how many do you want?
- 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:45,701 Okay, I just need two. The 10 of spades and the six of clubs.
- 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,079 No, uh, Pheebs, you can't do that.
- 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,123 I have the 10 of spades. Here, you want it?
- 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,666 Thanks.
- 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,378 Uh, no, see, uh, you can't do that.
- 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,922 No, no. That's okay. I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
- 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,465 Oh, you're...
- 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,264 All right, here we go.
- 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:10,684 We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudités.
- 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,644 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Monica, what are you doing?
- 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:16,648 This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable.
- 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:20,277 It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz...
- 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,323 Okay, so at this point, the dealer...
- 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:28,160 You know what? We got it. We got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks.
- 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,704 All right, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks...
- 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,581 ...because they didn't look happy.
- 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:39,963 But I'm ready. So just deal.
- 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:43,091 Okay, all right, last minute lesson. Last minute lesson. Joey.
- 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:44,760 Three...
- 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,428 ...eight.
- 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,597 Eight, three. All right. Here we go.
- 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,771 Damn it, damn it, damn it.
- 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:58,565 I see. So then, um, you were lying.
- 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,026 - About what? - About how good your cards were.
- 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,944 Heh. I was bluffing.
- 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,198 Aha. And what is "bluffing"?
- 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:11,161 Is it not another word for lying?
- 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,663 Okay, sorry to break up this party...
- 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:16,041 ...but I've got résumés to fax before work tomorrow.
- 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,502 ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Rach, we've got to settle.
- 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:20,420 Settle what?
- 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,590 The Jamestown colony of Virginia.
- 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:28,553 You see, King George is giving us the land, so...
- 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:34,476 The game, Rachel. The game. You owe us money for the game.
- 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:35,727 Oh, right.
- 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,356 You know what, guys? It's their first time. Why don't we forget about the money?
- 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,150 Hell, no. We'll pay.
- 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:45,570 Okay, Monica, I had another answer all ready.
- 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,198 And you know what?
- 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:51,034 - We want a rematch. - Well, that's fine with me.
- 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,245 Could use the money.
- 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:58,458 So, basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
- 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:02,796 - Yeah. - Yes, and I get my ya-yas from lkea.
- 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:08,510 You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
- 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,597 Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, all right?
- 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,100 In order for me to win, other people have to lose.
- 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,854 So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a nice guy.
- 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:22,023 Okay, because once those cards are dealt...
- 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,617 Yeah?
- 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,081 I'm not a nice guy.
- 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,506 All right, boys. Let's eat.
- 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:50,302 Ah, did you get that from the "I Love Rachel" pizzeria?
- 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,512 - You still on that? - Come on.
- 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,848 What was with that whole Black Bart speech?
- 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:58,435 "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy".
- 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:00,604 You're way off, pal.
- 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:04,441 No, I don't think so. See, Ross, because I think you love her.
- 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,318 Uh, no.
- 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,821 See, I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore.
- 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,699 I just... Marcel.
- 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:16,244 Where are you going with that disk? You are not putting that on again.
- 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:21,541 Marcel... Okay. If you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.
- 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,294 [THE TOKENS' "LION SLEEPS TONIGHT" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
- 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:38,433 You believe what a jerk Ross was being?
- 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,019 Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
- 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,854 [LAUGHS]
- 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:45,815 What?
- 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:49,694 Oh. "Hello, Kettle, this is Monica. You're black."
- 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,655 Please.
- 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,660 I am not as bad as Ross.
- 00:08:56,827 --> 00:09:00,288 Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?
- 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:02,499 That was not an incident.
- 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:07,254 I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand.
- 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:08,755 Oh.
- 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:14,636 - Oh! I got an interview. I got an interview. - You're kidding. Where? Where?
- 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:19,391 - Saks Fifth Avenue. - Oh, Rachel.
- 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:23,061 Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home.
- 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:30,110 - Well, what's the job? - Assistant buyer.
- 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,822 Oh! I would be shopping...
- 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,908 ...for a living.
- 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:38,785 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,328 Okay, look. That's Aunt Iris.
- 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:42,831 This woman has been playing poker since she was 5.
- 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,333 You've gotta listen to every word she says.
- 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,711 - Hi. - Is Tony Randall dead?
- 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,296 - Oh, why? - I don't think so.
- 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,507 Well, he may be now because I think I hit him with my car.
- 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,760 - My God. Really? - No, that's bluffing. Lesson number one.
- 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,639 Let me tell you something.
- 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:03,393 Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap.
- 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,937 - Nice earrings. - Thank you.
- 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,567 Girls, sit down.
- 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,570 - Um, Aunt Iris, this is Phoebe, and Rachel... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,781 Listen, I am parked at a meter. Let's do it.
- 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:20,869 [THE TOKENS' "LION SLEEPS TONIGHT" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
- 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,586 Ross, could we please, please, listen to anything else?
- 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,212 All right.
- 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,342 [MUSIC STOPS]
- 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,773 I'm gonna pay for that tonight.
- 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,443 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,029 - Hi. - Hey.
- 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,656 Guess what, guess what, guess what.
- 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:02,744 Uh, okay. The fifth dentist caved, and now they're all recommending Trident?
- 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,127 No, the interview.
- 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,213 She loved me. She absolutely loved me.
- 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:17,092 We talked for, like, two and a half hours. We have the same taste in clothes.
- 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,344 Oh, I went to camp with her cousin.
- 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:23,056 And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well.
- 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,599 GROUP: That's great.
- 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,559 God. And she told the funniest story.
- 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,687 Okay, great, you'll tell us and we'll laugh.
- 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,772 Let's play poker.
- 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,234 All right, listen, we talked about it...
- 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,945 ...and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.
- 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,198 Yes, yes. We can play some other game. Like, I don't know...
- 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,991 ...Pictionary?
- 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,161 Very funny. Very funny.
- 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,789 I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?
- 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,457 BOTH: Yes, I think we should.
- 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,209 Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?
- 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,003 No, no. That's okay. You know what? I'm gonna give it a go.
- 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,380 ROSS: All right. - All right.
- 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,561 So Pheebs owes 7.50. Monica, you owe $10.
- 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,731 And, Rachel, you owe 15 big ones.
- 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,692 Thanks for teaching us "Crossed-eyed Mary."
- 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,194 You guys, we gotta play that other way.
- 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,658 All right, here's my 7.50, but I think you should know that this money is cursed.
- 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,286 - What? - Oh, I cursed it.
- 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,707 So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
- 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,586 That's all right, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.
- 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,214 This way, I can break them up with a movie.
- 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:43,762 So that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes 15.
- 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,139 Hmm, oh, it's so typical:
- 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,767 "Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis.
- 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:52,812 Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women."
- 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,859 You know what? This is not over.
- 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,279 We will play you again. And we will win and you will lose.
- 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,198 And you will beg and we will laugh.
- 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,200 And we will take every last dime you have.
- 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:08,244 And you will hate yourselves forever.
- 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:13,333 Hmm. Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon.
- 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,549 So you gals wanna hand over your money now?
- 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,844 That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing.
- 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:29,974 No, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
- 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,022 Okay, are we done with the chitchat? Are we ready to play serious poker?
- 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,943 Hey, you guys, look. The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.
- 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,488 Right, okay. Serious poker.
- 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,908 MONICA: Excuse me. Where are you going?
- 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,409 Uh, to the bathroom.
- 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,954 Do you wanna go to the bathroom or do you wanna play poker?
- 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,789 I wanna go to the bathroom.
- 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,794 - All right, well, I'm gonna order a pizza. - Oh, no, no, no.
- 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,379 I'm waiting to hear from that job.
- 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,131 And the store closes at 9, so you can eat then.
- 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,970 That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over.
- 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:12,308 All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody ante.
- 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,310 Yes.
- 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,521 Or no.
- 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,941 ROSS: All right.
- 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,734 Your money's mine, Green.
- 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,611 Your fly's open, Geller.
- 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,286 You guys, you know what I just realized?
- 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,456 "Joker" is "poker" with a "J."
- 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,419 Coincidence?
- 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,591 Hey, that's "jo-incidence" with a "C."
- 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,804 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,605 - Uh, Phoebe. Phoebe... - Yeah, I'm out.
- 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,648 I'm in.
- 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,025 Me too.
- 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,985 Me too. All right. What do you got?
- 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:09,407 Well, you better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush.
- 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,078 Well, well, well.
- 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:18,917 Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes.
- 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:22,128 I got four sixes. I won. I actually won.
- 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:26,549 Oh, my God. You know what? I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile.
- 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:33,014 I think that one was Ross'. And I think, oh, that one was Ross'.
- 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:38,311 [SINGSONG] Well, I have got your money. And you'll never see it.
- 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,730 And your fly's still open.
- 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,982 I made you look.
- 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,446 PHOEBE: I'm in. RACHEL: I couldn't be inner.
- 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,407 PHOEBE: Monica? Monica, in or out?
- 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,534 I hate this game.
- 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,044 Okay, Joey, your bet.
- 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,464 I fold, like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach...
- 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,509 ...by a fat guy with sores on his face.
- 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,472 Oh, I'm out.
- 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,977 - Ross? - Oh, I'm very in.
- 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,021 - Chandler? - Couldn't be more out.
- 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,649 Me too. Rachel?
- 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:29,404 Um, I will see you and I'll raise you.
- 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,489 What do you say? You wanna waste another buck?
- 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,158 No, not this time.
- 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,494 - So, what did you have? - I'm not telling.
- 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,829 - Come on, show them to me. - No.
- 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,498 - Show them to me. Let me see. - Get your hands out of there.
- 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,417 You know, I've had dates like this.
- 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,256 Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you?
- 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,924 Your whole face is getting red.
- 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,678 Little veins popping out of your temple.
- 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,265 Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
- 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,353 First of all, I'm not losing.
- 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,188 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,648 - Just deal. - Hello? Rachel Green.
- 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,316 [MIMICKING RACHEL]
- 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,694 Excuse me.
- 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,446 It's about the job.
- 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,615 Barbara, hi. How are you?
- 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,119 Uh-huh?
- 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,413 No, I understand.
- 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:26,419 Yeah, oh, come on. No, I'm fine. Don't be silly.
- 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,965 Yeah. Oh, but you know, if anything else opens up, please...
- 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:35,386 Hello?
- 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,430 [SCOFFS]
- 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,188 Hmm.
- 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,236 Sorry, Rach.
- 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,614 Yeah, you know, there's gonna be lots of other stuff.
- 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,450 Yeah. Okay.
- 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,828 Where were we? Oh. Okay.
- 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:05,249 Five card draw. Uh, jacks are better.
- 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,793 Nothing wild, everybody ante.
- 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,754 Look, Rach, we don't have to do this.
- 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,090 Yes, we do.
- 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,803 - All right. Check. - Check.
- 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,554 I'm in for 50 cents.
- 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,974 - Call. - I'm in.
- 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,228 I see your 50 cents...
- 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,522 ...and I raise you...
- 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,607 ...$5.
- 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,193 I thought, uh, it was a 50-cent limit.
- 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,446 Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet 5 bucks.
- 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,698 Does anybody have a problem with that?
- 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,576 - Not at all. - No, no.
- 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,496 [MONICA CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,249 Loser?
- 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,341 No, I fold.
- 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,219 What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on, what is this?
- 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:02,807 I thought that, "Once the cards are dealt, I'm not a nice guy."
- 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,517 I mean, what? Were you just full of it?
- 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,443 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,824 I'm in.
- 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,827 - How many you want? - One.
- 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,247 Dealer takes two.
- 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,542 - What do you bet? - I bet $2.
- 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,878 Okay.
- 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,796 See your 2...
- 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,465 ...and I raise you...
- 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,261 ...20. - Wow.
- 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,350 I see your 20...
- 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,353 ...raise you 25.
- 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,361 See your 25...
- 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,363 ...and, uh, Monica, get my purse.
- 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,579 Rachel, there's nothing in it.
- 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,250 Okay, then get me your purse.
- 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,882 Okay. Here you go. Good luck.
- 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,175 Thank you.
- 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,304 I saw your 25 and I raise you...
- 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,556 ...7.
- 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,725 - Teen.
- 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,020 [GROANS]
- 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,027 Joey, I'm a little shy.
- 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,530 That's okay, Ross. You can ask me.
- 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,914 - What do you need? What do you need? - Fifteen.
- 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,166 - All right, here's 10. - Here, I got 5, I got 5.
- 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,709 - Thank you. - Good luck.
- 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,127 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:58,047 Okay, I am calling your 17.
- 00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,840 What do you got?
- 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,186 Full house.
- 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,154 You got me.
- 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,406 GROUP: Oh!
- 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,450 [MONICA & PHOEBE HUMMING]
- 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,827 [JOEY & CHANDLER GROANING]
- 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,539 [SHOUTS]
- 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,294 - That's a tough hand to beat. - I thought we had them.
- 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,422 Well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know?
- 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,841 But look how happy she is.
- 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,313 ROSS: Airmail. CHANDLER: Airplane. Airport.
- 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,400 Airport '75. Airport '77. Airport '79.
- 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,901 [TIMER DINGS]
- 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,153 RACHEL: Time's up.
- 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,739 Bye Bye Birdie.
- 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,659 That's a bird?
- 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,411 That's a bird.
- 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,789 RACHEL: Okay, okay, it's my turn.
- 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,376 Go.
- 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,839 Uh, Bean. Bean.
- 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,843 - The Unbearable Lightness of Being. - Yes!
- 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,094 [ALL SHOUTING]
- 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,184 That you get?
- 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,443 [English - US - SDH]
- 00:00:15,430 --> 00:00:17,850 Рэйч, у нас здесь кончаются резюме
- 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,350 Ты правда хочешь в журнал "Популярная механика"?
- 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:24,860 Там, конечно, одни механики, но зато какие популярные
- 00:00:25,110 --> 00:00:27,360 Послушайте, ребята. Я хочу хоть что-нибудь
- 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:29,650 Я больше не могу оставаться официанткой. Серьезно
- 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:35,080 Надоели копеечные чаевые. И мое имя, знаете ли, не "Извините, девушка"
- 00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:38,410 Рэйч, ты хорошо проверяла ошибки?
- 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:40,460 Да, а что?
- 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:45,380 Да ничего. Работодателям понравится свободное владение "компуПером"
- 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:48,380 Боже мой!
- 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:52,220 Думаете, так во всех экземплярах?
- 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:58,680 Нет, я думаю, ксерокс сумел выловить пару ошибок!
- 00:00:58,770 --> 00:01:01,350 Первый сезон, 18-я серия "Большой покер"
- 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:51,740 Привет, ребята
- 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,700 "Здравствуйте, дамы"
- 00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:55,860 "Вам подать что-нибудь?"
- 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,240 - Ты принесла почту? - Кучу ответов.
- 00:01:58,490 --> 00:02:02,000 Правда? "Конечно, мы подаем булочки!"
- 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:03,250 Прочитайте мне
- 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:08,590 "Уважаемая мисс Грин: спасибо за письмо. К сожалению..."
- 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:13,340 - Есть с яблоком и корицей... - "Уважаемая мисс Грин"... Да! Да! Нет...
- 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:21,090 Ого, какой счет по кредитной карточке!
- 00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:21,350 Дай сюда Ого, какой счет по кредитной карточке!
- 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,170 Дай сюда
- 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:24,260 Я тебя не понимаю. Линда такая классная!
- 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:26,510 - Почему бы с ней не встретиться? - Не знаю.
- 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,010 Это что, из-за того...
- 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:32,180 ...что она считает "Флинтстоунов" документальным сериалом?
- 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:33,560 Дело не только в этом
- 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:36,560 Я хочу быть с кем-то, кто мне глубоко небезразличен...
- 00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:39,400 ...от кого у меня бьется сердце...
- 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:43,280 ...от кого я просто...
- 00:02:43,570 --> 00:02:47,320 Пускаю слюни и виляю хвостиком?
- 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:48,870 Что такое?
- 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,000 Да ты же влюблен в нее по уши!
- 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,210 В кого?
- 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:58,460 В Мальвину, девочку с голубыми волосами!
- 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:02,420 В кого!
- 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:06,890 Слушай, у меня уже всё к ней прошло
- 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:08,640 - Я уже... Привет! - Кофе?
- 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:12,890 Нет, не надо. Спасибо
- 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:17,520 Заткнитесь!
- 00:03:17,770 --> 00:03:19,820 А мы молчим, молчим
- 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:21,190 Что?
- 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,690 Джои вчера вечером плакал
- 00:03:23,940 --> 00:03:25,780 Спасибо
- 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:27,240 Мы играли в покер
- 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:31,950 На тройке был шоколад. Она была совсем как восьмерка
- 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:35,370 Господи, вы б его видели. "Смотрите и рыдайте!"
- 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:38,500 Так он и поступил
- 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:42,420 А почему это вы, ребята, никогда не играете в покер с нами?
- 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:46,760 В чем дело? Мужские дела? Какие-то шовинистические мужские дела?
- 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:49,850 Типа "в покер играют только настоящие мужчины..."?
- 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,640 Нет, женщинам тоже можно играть
- 00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:56,020 Тогда в чем дело? Это типа как, это типа, знаете, как, типа...
- 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:59,270 Ладно, в чем дело?
- 00:03:59,730 --> 00:04:01,860 Ну, просто лично у нас нет партнеров-женщин
- 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:05,900 Мы ни разу не встречали женщин, умеющих играть в покер
- 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:10,070 Я вас прошу! Дешевая отмазка. Типичный мужской ответ
- 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,080 Извините, а вы умеете играть?
- 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:15,120 Нет
- 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:16,620 А вы бы нас научили
- 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:19,830 Нет
- 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:28,380 Так, теперь обмениваем карты
- 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:32,890 Мне не нужно, у меня стрит
- 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:37,140 - Ого, молодец! - Поздравляем!
- 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,770 Фибс, сколько тебе дать?
- 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:47,150 Мне нужно две карты. Десятку пик и шестерку треф
- 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,950 Нет, Фибс, так делать нельзя
- 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,950 У меня есть десятка пик. Вот
- 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,700 Спасибо
- 00:04:54,450 --> 00:04:56,250 Нет, понимаешь, так нельзя
- 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,750 Ради бога, они мне не нужны. Я собираю четверки
- 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,670 Правда?
- 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:07,010 Прошу
- 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:10,840 Здесь лососевые рулетики и овощные канапе
- 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:12,340 Моника, что ты делаешь?
- 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,430 Это же ПО-КЕР. За ним можно есть закуски только из двух слогов
- 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:22,650 Это должны быть ЧИП-СЫ и ПИ-ВО, ну, может еще ПИ-РОЖ...
- 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:24,020 Так, а сейчас сдающий...
- 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:27,990 Всё, мы всё поняли. Давайте играть. Со ставками! На деньги!
- 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,700 Точно? А то Фиби как раз сбросила двух валетов...
- 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:34,330 ...потому что у них был недовольный вид
- 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:39,830 И все-таки я готова. Давай сдавай
- 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:43,130 Ладно, тогда последнее наставление перед боем! Джои...
- 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:44,670 Тройка...
- 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,090 ...восьмерка!
- 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:50,010 Восьмерка, тройка. Теперь всё!
- 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:55,890 Блин, блин, блин!
- 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:58,350 Я поняла. Так ты всё врал
- 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,350 - О чем? - О своих хороших картах.
- 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,520 Я блефовал
- 00:06:03,770 --> 00:06:07,570 Ага! И что такое "блефовал"?
- 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:11,360 Разве это не синоним слова "врал"?
- 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:13,530 Извините, что я вас покидаю...
- 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:16,660 Но мне перед работой еще надо послать по факсу резюме
- 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,450 Рэйч, хотелось бы получить
- 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:20,750 Что получить?
- 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,960 Землю под колонию Джеймстаун в Вирджинии
- 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:29,760 Понимаешь, король Георг нам ее пообещал, так что...
- 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:34,300 Проигранные деньги, Рэйчел. Ты должна нам за игру
- 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:35,390 А, ну да!
- 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:39,180 Ребята, это их первый раз. Может, простим им проигрыш?
- 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:41,810 Ни за что! Мы заплатим
- 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:46,690 Знаешь, Моника, а у меня уже был готов другой ответ
- 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:47,980 И знаете что?
- 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:50,900 - Мы хотим матч-реванш. - Я не возражаю.
- 00:06:51,150 --> 00:06:53,860 Деньги мне не помешают
- 00:06:54,110 --> 00:06:59,870 Так у тебя, значит, хобби такое - обставлять своих друзей
- 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:04,250 А я предпочитаю обставлять свою квартиру
- 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:09,210 Если заказывать сборную мебель, выходит дешевле
- 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:12,210 Понимаешь, Рэйчел, это покер. Я играю, чтобы выиграть
- 00:07:12,470 --> 00:07:14,880 А чтобы я выиграл, другие должны проиграть
- 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:18,720 Если хочешь играть со мной в покер, забудь о всякой дружбе
- 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:23,560 Ибо в момент, когда сданы карты...
- 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:39,620 ...дружба кончается
- 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,370 Так, пацаны, сейчас перекусим
- 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:50,670 А надпись сыром "Я люблю Рэйчел" заказал?
- 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:51,840 Что ты на этом зациклился?
- 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:54,760 Да ну тебя! Что это за киношные бандитские задвиги?
- 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:58,890 "В момент, когда сданы карты, дружба кончается"!
- 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:00,430 Ну и что тут такого?
- 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:05,850 Много чего, Росс. Видишь ли, ПО-МОЕМУ, ТЫ ЕЕ ЛЮБИШЬ!
- 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:09,730 Ну, одно время я был к ней неравнодушен. А теперь это не так
- 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:12,610 Я просто... Марсель!
- 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,490 Куда ты несешь этот диск?
- 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:17,240 Нет, не надо ставить это опять
- 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:22,950 Марсель, если ты нажмешь эту кнопку, тебе очень, очень не поздоровится
- 00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:38,260 Аж не верится, каким придурком может быть Росс!
- 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:39,300 Ага, бывает
- 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:43,220 Да, уж если им овладеет азарт...
- 00:08:44,470 --> 00:08:46,310 Что?
- 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,600 Алло, это Кавказ? Вам из Африки звонят. Привет, черножопые!
- 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:52,820 Да ну тебя!
- 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,490 Я не такая страшная, как Росс
- 00:08:56,740 --> 00:09:00,660 Позволю себе не согласиться. А инцидент на игре в отгадки?
- 00:09:00,910 --> 00:09:02,370 Никакой это не инцидент
- 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:08,660 Я жестикулировала... и тарелка выскользнула у меня из руки
- 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:14,500 - Мне назначили собеседование! - Не может быть! Где?
- 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:19,260 Магазин "Закс" на Пятой авеню!
- 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:24,510 Как будто родина зовет свою блудную дочь домой
- 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:27,850 А что за работа?
- 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,100 В отделе закупок!
- 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:34,610 Представьте, я буду покупать...
- 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:38,280 ...и получать за это деньги!
- 00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:42,530 Так, это тетя Айрис. Она играет в покер с пятилетнего возраста
- 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:46,080 Надо слушать каждое слово, которое она скажет
- 00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:49,120 - Так Тони Рэндалл умер? - Вроде нет.
- 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:52,370 Наверное, да. Я, кажется, сбила его машиной
- 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:57,170 - О боже! Правда? - Нет, это блеф! Урок первый!
- 00:09:58,170 --> 00:09:59,630 Вот что я вам скажу
- 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,590 Все, что вы услышите за игрой в покер - чистейшая лапша!
- 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,470 - Славные сережки. - Спасибо.
- 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,730 Девушки, садитесь!
- 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:13,350 Тетя Айрис, это Фиби, а это Рэйчел...
- 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:18,570 Да-да. Знаете, я припарковалась на счетчике. Так что за дело
- 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,450 Росс, я тебя прошу, умоляю, давай послушаем что-то другое!
- 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,710 Ладно
- 00:10:47,470 --> 00:10:51,140 Позже я об этом очень пожалею
- 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:59,110 Ребята, угадайте, что произошло?
- 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:04,110 Бормашина сломалась об яйцо, и теперь все дантисты рекомендуют "Колгейт"?
- 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:10,950 Нет, на собеседовании!
- 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,870 Я ей понравилась. Она была от меня в восторге
- 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:17,460 Мы проговорили почти три часа. У нас один вкус по части одежды
- 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,550 И я была в лагере с ее кузиной
- 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,880 И работа просто прекрасная! Я с ней отлично справлюсь!
- 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:24,260 Здорово!
- 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,720 О боже! И она рассказала такую смешную историю
- 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:26,930 Отлично, ты нам расскажешь, и мы посмеемся! О боже! И она рассказала такую смешную историю
- 00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:28,640 Отлично, ты нам расскажешь, и мы посмеемся!
- 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:31,680 Давайте играть в покер!
- 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:33,810 Слушайте, мы тут поговорили
- 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:37,270 Если вы не хотите играть, мы вас вполне понимаем
- 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,770 Да, можно поиграть в другую игру. Например...
- 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:42,730 ...в отгадку слов?
- 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:44,820 Очень смешно, очень смешно
- 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:47,410 Еще раз попытаем счастья в покер. Не правда ли, дамы?
- 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,410 Да, мы полагаем, стоит
- 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:51,450 Рэйч, может, я сдам?
- 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:55,910 Да ничего, я как-нибудь попробую
- 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,640 Итак, Фибс должна 7,50. Моника, с тебя десятка.
- 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:13,890 И Рэйчел. Ты должна целых пятнадцать!
- 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:19,560 Спасибо, что показали нам "Косоглазую Мэри". Мы так тоже попробуем
- 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:23,820 Вот мои семь пятьдесят, но знайте, что эти деньги прокляты
- 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:27,610 - Что? - Я их прокляла!
- 00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:31,370 Теперь с тем, кто их потратит, будет случаться всякая ерунда
- 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:35,580 Я их возьму. Со мной и так вечно происходит всякая ерунда
- 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:38,290 А так хоть для утешения в кино схожу
- 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:44,590 И у нас остается только супер- покер-Грин-машина, с которой 15
- 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,300 Как это типично:
- 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:48,970 "У, я мужик! У, у меня есть член!"
- 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:54,510 "У, мне надо выигрывать деньги, чтобы показать свою власть над женщиной!"
- 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,100 Знаете, это еще не конец
- 00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:01,440 Мы еще с вами сыграем. И мы выиграем, а вы проиграете
- 00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:03,400 И вы будете умолять, а мы - смеяться
- 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,320 И мы вынем из вас последний медный грош
- 00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:09,740 И вы навеки возненавидите самих себя!
- 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:15,370 Ты прямо у меня с языка слова сняла, Мон!
- 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,540 Может, вы сразу отдадите деньги?
- 00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:25,630 Чтобы не пришлось исполнять скучные игровые формальности
- 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:31,720 Нет, спасибо. Сейчас посмотрим, кто будет смеяться последним, ты, смотритель обезьянника
- 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:36,140 Ну что, закончили болтовню? Готовы играть всерьез?
- 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:41,640 Ой, ребята! Одноглазый валет смотрит на меня с любой точки
- 00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:44,730 Ладно, играем всерьез
- 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:46,980 Прошу прощения. Куда это ты?
- 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:48,440 В туалет
- 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:51,150 Ты хочешь в туалет или играть в покер?
- 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,530 Я хочу в туалет
- 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,950 Тогда я закажу пиццу
- 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:02,870 Я жду звонка с работы. Магазин закрывается в 9. Тогда и поешь
- 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:08,460 Ладно. Чтобы не пропасть с голоду, подкреплюсь пока "Тик-Таком"
- 00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:12,630 Правила "Цинциннати". Без ставок вслепую. С первым взносом в банк
- 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,760 Да!
- 00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:17,930 Или нет!
- 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,890 Та-ак... давай сюда деньги, Грин
- 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:25,350 Берешь за просмотр, Геллер?
- 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,280 Знаете, что я только что поняла?
- 00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:37,240 "Джокер" - это покер на "Дж"!
- 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,540 Совпадение?
- 00:14:40,790 --> 00:14:46,290 Это... "джопадение" на "эс"!
- 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,260 Я пас
- 00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:00,850 Играю
- 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,100 И я
- 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:04,810 Я тоже. Что у тебя?
- 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:11,150 Сейчас вы выскочите из штанов, потому что у меня флэш
- 00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:14,150 Так, так, так!
- 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:19,120 Выпрыгивай сам из своих штанов, у меня четыре шестерки!
- 00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:22,370 У меня каре шестерок! Я выиграла! На самом деле!
- 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,410 Боже мой!
- 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:28,290 Знаете что? Я сделаю маленькую Россову кучку
- 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:34,380 Кажется, это деньги Росса. И это, кажется, тоже деньги Росса
- 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:38,470 Я тебя нагрела, на деньги поимела
- 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,930 А ты не застегнулся
- 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:44,680 А я тебя надула
- 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:48,600 - Играю. - Еще как играю.
- 00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:51,570 Моника, играешь или нет?
- 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:55,110 Ненавижу эту игру!
- 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,240 Так, Джои, твоя ставка
- 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:06,750 Падаю. Как дешевая шлюха, которой врезал в живот...
- 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,420 ...жирный сутенер с прыщами на морде
- 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:16,220 Я пас
- 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:20,550 А я очень даже играю
- 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,180 Нет, я не при делах
- 00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:24,930 И я тоже. Рэйчел?
- 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,560 А я отвечу... и подниму
- 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:32,400 Что скажешь? Хочешь попасть еще на доллар?
- 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,480 Нет, на этот раз - нет
- 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,610 - Что у тебя было? - Не скажу.
- 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,780 - Да ладно, покажи. - Нет. - Покажи, что там!
- 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:43,530 - Убери от меня свои руки! - У меня бывали такие свидания.
- 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:48,410 А ты, уважаемый, страшно не любишь проигрывать, да?
- 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:49,670 У тебя уже вся морда красная
- 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,880 На лбу жилы повздувались
- 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:59,010 Да и рубашка не очень-то подходит к брюкам
- 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:05,100 - Я еще не проиграл. Давай сдавай... - Ну так проиграешь.
- 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,980 Алло, Рэйчел Грин
- 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,640 Прошу прощения
- 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,940 Это насчет работы!
- 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:16,110 Барбара, привет! Как дела?
- 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,160 Да нет, я понимаю
- 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:27,200 Ладно тебе! Все нормально. Не говори глупостей
- 00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:32,830 Но, знаешь, если вдруг будет что-нибудь, ты же мне...
- 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,600 Мне так жаль, Рэйч
- 00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:56,940 Знаешь, ведь будут и другие работы
- 00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:00,990 На чем мы остановились?
- 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:05,280 Обмен по пять... Валеты в игре
- 00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:07,580 Лимит на повышение, с начальным взносом
- 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,500 Слушай, Рэйч, нам не обязательно сейчас играть
- 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,790 Нет, обязательно
- 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,170 - Ладно. Я стою. - Стою.
- 00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,260 Играю 50 центов
- 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:22,510 - Отвечаю. - Отвечаю.
- 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,430 Отвечаю твои 50 центов...
- 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,060 ...и поднимаю...
- 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:29,810 ...на пять долларов.
- 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:32,440 Кажется, лимит повышения был полдоллара
- 00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:35,520 Я только что потеряла работу, и хочу поднять ставку на пятерку
- 00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:38,570 У кого-нибудь есть возражения?
- 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:42,570 - Ни в коем случае. - Нет-нет.
- 00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:47,830 Сдаешься?
- 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,630 Нет, я пас
- 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,340 То есть как это "пас"? Что это такое?
- 00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:02,970 А как же "В момент, когда сданы карты, дружба кончается"?
- 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:06,260 Ты же только что был весь из себя?
- 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,490 Играю
- 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:24,410 - Сколько тебе нужно? - Одну.
- 00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:26,500 Сдающий берет две
- 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:31,130 - Что ставишь? - Ставлю два доллара.
- 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,090 Отвечаю...
- 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,090 ...и поднимаю...
- 00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:40,470 ...на двадцать.
- 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:47,310 Отвечаю двадцать...
- 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,270 ...и поднимаю на двадцать пять.
- 00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:57,440 Отвечаю двадцать пять...
- 00:19:57,690 --> 00:20:00,950 ...и, Моника, принеси мой кошелек
- 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,160 Рэйчел, там ничего нет
- 00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:12,710 Ладно, тогда неси твой кошелек
- 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,880 На, держи. Удачи!
- 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,420 Спасибо
- 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:23,590 Так, я ответила двадцать пять и поднимаю...
- 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:26,220 ...на семь
- 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:29,020 - Надцать!
- 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:38,650 Джои, мне немного неловко
- 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:43,160 Все нормально, Росс. Спрашивай, что хочешь
- 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,950 - Сколько тебе надо? Сколько? - Пятнадцать.
- 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,080 - Вот десять. - Я дам пятерку.
- 00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:55,170 - Спасибо. - Удачи.
- 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,130 Так. Отвечаю твои семнадцать
- 00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:01,550 Что у тебя?
- 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:13,600 Фул-хаус!
- 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,240 Я проиграл
- 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,290 - Сильная рука, не побьешь. - Я думал, у тебя все схвачено!
- 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:40,240 Если уж карта не пришла, так не пришла
- 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:40,340 Зато какая она счастливая Если уж карта не пришла, так не пришла
- 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:43,740 Зато какая она счастливая
- 00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:54,500 - Авиапочта. - Аэроплан.
- 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,550 Аэропорт. Аэропорт-75!
- 00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:00,300 Аэропорт-77! Аэропорт-79!
- 00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:02,010 Время вышло
- 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:06,530 "Про-щай, птичка"!
- 00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:06,560 ЭТО птичка? "Про-щай, птичка"!
- 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,610 ЭТО птичка?
- 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:11,660 Ой, это же птичка!
- 00:22:11,910 --> 00:22:15,290 Ладно, моя очередь
- 00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:18,460 Поехали!
- 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:23,040 Боб! Боб!
- 00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:27,380 Это "Венгерский набоб"!
- 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,680 ЭТО вам легко?
- 00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:34,680 ЭТО вам легко?
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