Эпизод, в котором выключается свет
Описание
Центральная кофейня. Рэйчел открывает выступление Фиби. Фиби начинает играть, но в этот момент гаснет свет во всем городе, выступление завершается. В это же время Чендлер оказывается заблокирован в вестибюле банка с молодой девушкой. Росс, Фиби, Моника и Рэйчел в их квартире, заполненной свечами. По телефону Моника узнает от матери, что электричества нет на всем Манхэттене, части Бруклина и Квинса. Джоуи приносит менору со свечами из своей квартиры. Чендлер понимает, что девушка в вестибюле это модель Victoria’s Secrets — Джилл Гудакр. Она предлагает ему позвонить родным по сотовому телефону. Он звонит Монике и пытается завуалированно объяснить, что застрял в вестибюле с моделью. Однако Моника не понимает его, передаёт трубку Джоуи и тот сразу понимает о чем идёт речь. Тем же завуалированным языком он дает Чендлеру совет на счёт того, как себя вести. Ребята в квартире решают вспомнить свои самые страшные случаи, связанные с сексом: у Моники это на бильярдном столе, у Джоуи в женском туалете в библиотеке, у Фиби — город Милуоки, у Росса в Диснейленде, а у Рэйчел — под кроватью. Позже Рэйчел и Росс обсуждают страстные отношения, Росс надеется пофлиртовать с Рэйчел, но Джоуи его тормозит, объясняя, что Росс теперь находится в «зоне дружбы» («freands zone» — фрэнд-зона), более того, он «мэр этой зоны». Джоуи убеждает Росса действовать и тот отправляется к Рэйчел на балкон. Джоуи сторожит балкон и врёт Монике, что Росс готовит ей вечеринку-сюрприз, Фиби услышав об этом расстраивается, что всё узнаёт последней и вспоминает про укус Чендлера павлином и влюбленностью Моники в Джоуи, когда тот вселялся, однако Джоуи тоже об этом не знал. В момент, когда Росс пытается признаться в своих чувствах к Рэйчел на него прыгает кот, разговор заканчивается, так и не начавшись. Рэйчел и Фиби решают отыскать владельца кота: они ходят по коридорам, наведываются к мистеру Хэклзу и остальным. В итоге, кошка сама находит хозяина — красивого итальянца, которого находит и Рэйчел. Ребята в квартире играют в монополию, Рэйчел приводит Пауло и знакомит со всеми, Росс в отчаянии. Он пытается отвадить Пауло, но когда включается свет, ребята обнаруживают целующихся Рэйчел и Пауло. В вестибюле Джилл предлагает Чендлеру жевательную резинку, сначала он отказывается, потом соглашается. Позже Джилл спасает поперхнувшегося жвачкой Чендлера с помощью маневра Хеймлиша и они весело убивают время, играя с ручкой.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:06,130 Everybody. Shh. Uh, Central Perk is proud to present...
- 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:10,300 ...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
- 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:13,846 PHOEBE: Thanks.
- 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:17,891 Hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that's about that moment...
- 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:21,729 ...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.
- 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:23,689 Okay, here we go.
- 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,362 Okay. Thank you very much.
- 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,995 CHANDLER: What...?
- 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:45,544 Oh, great. This is just...
- 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:43,936 This is so cool, you guys.
- 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,230 The entire city's blacked out.
- 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:48,982 Mom says it's Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens...
- 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,110 ...and doesn't know when it'll be back on.
- 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,278 PHOEBE: Wow. RACHEL: You guys, this is big.
- 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,823 Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom?
- 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,825 Who will I meet in a blackout?
- 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,704 Power-company guys? Eligible looters?
- 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,998 Can we talk about this later? Okay.
- 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,126 Can I borrow the phone?
- 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:10,629 I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma.
- 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:12,381 What's my number?
- 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,009 I never call me.
- 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,304 CHANDLER [THINKING]: Oh, my God. It's her.
- 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,473 It's that Victoria Secret model.
- 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,058 Something Goodacre.
- 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,643 Hi, Mom, it's Jill.
- 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:27,312 She's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre.
- 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:29,439 Oh, my God.
- 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:33,527 I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
- 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,739 Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium?
- 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:41,910 Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot.
- 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:46,874 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
- 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,042 Jill says vestibule...
- 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,503 ...I'm going with vestibule.
- 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,463 JILL: I'm fine.
- 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,674 No, I'm not alone.
- 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,718 I don't know. Some guy.
- 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:02,181 Oh, some guy. I am some guy.
- 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,100 Hey, Jill, I saw you with some guy last night.
- 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:08,103 Yes, he was some guy.
- 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:19,031 JOEY: Hey, everyone.
- 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:28,290 Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi Tribbiani.
- 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:37,007 Chandler's old roommate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have...
- 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:38,467 ...so happy Hanukkah.
- 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:43,847 PHOEBE: Ooh, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
- 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,976 ALL: Ooh.
- 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:49,478 Oh!
- 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:53,232 Ooh. That had to hurt.
- 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,653 CHANDLER [THINKING]: All right, all right. It's been 14 and a half minutes...
- 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,697 ...and you still haven't said one word. Oh, God.
- 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:04,701 Do something. Just make contact. Smile.
- 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,831 There you go.
- 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,796 You're definitely scaring her.
- 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,590 Uh, would you like to call somebody?
- 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:22,636 Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.
- 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,726 Yeah, thanks.
- 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:32,729 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,147 Hello?
- 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,316 - It's me. - It's Chandler.
- 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:37,609 Are you okay?
- 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,319 Yeah, I'm fine.
- 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:43,490 [MUMBLING] I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule...
- 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,786 ...with Jill Goodacre.
- 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:49,496 What?
- 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:51,623 [MUMBLING] I'm stuck...
- 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:55,043 ...in an ATM vestibule...
- 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,462 ...with Jill Goodacre.
- 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,632 I have no idea what you said.
- 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,759 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Put Joey on the phone.
- 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,014 What's up, man?
- 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,557 [MUMBLING] I'm stuck...
- 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:11,893 ...in an ATM vestibule...
- 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:15,188 ...with Jill Goodacre.
- 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,524 Oh, my God.
- 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:21,069 He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
- 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:24,239 Chandler, listen.
- 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,366 [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
- 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:31,038 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.
- 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,001 RACHEL: Come on, somebody.
- 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,544 MONICA: I'll go. I'll go.
- 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,965 Okay, um, senior year of college, on a pool table.
- 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,675 JOEY: Ooh. - Pool table?
- 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,635 That's my sister.
- 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,640 Okay, okay. My weirdest place would have to be...
- 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:55,437 ...the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.
- 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:58,565 Oh, my God. What were you doing in a library?
- 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:04,613 - Pheebs, what about you? - Oh, um, Milwaukee.
- 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,744 Uh, Ross?
- 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:12,037 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,832 Disneyland, 1989. "It's a small world after all."
- 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,294 No way.
- 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:20,879 The, uh, ride broke down...
- 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:25,217 ...so Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children.
- 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:31,098 They fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
- 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:33,433 Ooh. Rachel?
- 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,851 I already went.
- 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,978 - You did not go. - Yes, I did.
- 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,772 MONICA: Tell us. Come on.
- 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:43,819 All right, uh, the weirdest place would have to be...
- 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:48,198 ...the foot of the bed.
- 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,494 - Step back. - We have a winner.
- 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,921 I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion.
- 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:07,259 Where you have to have somebody right there in the middle of a theme park.
- 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,807 It was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.
- 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,604 Well, Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature-golf course.
- 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,022 - Come on. - No.
- 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:23,608 He said we were holding up the people behind us.
- 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,653 And you didn't marry him because?
- 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:32,117 Do you think there are people that go through life...
- 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:34,786 ...never having that kind of?
- 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:36,621 - Probably. - Really?
- 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:40,167 I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
- 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,877 - Yeah, right. - It is.
- 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,838 Eventually, it kind of burns out.
- 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:49,885 But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and, uh...
- 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,095 In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism.
- 00:07:57,935 --> 00:08:01,646 For all those people who miss out on that, uh, passion thing...
- 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,482 ...there's other good stuff.
- 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,359 Okay.
- 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,820 But, um, I don't think that'll be you.
- 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,072 - You don't? - Mm-mm.
- 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,283 See, I see, uh...
- 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,702 ...big passion in your future.
- 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,496 - Really? - Mm-hm.
- 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,039 - You do? - I do.
- 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:21,208 Ross, you're so great.
- 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,634 ROSS: Ah.
- 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,554 It's never gonna happen.
- 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:43,522 - What? - You and Rachel.
- 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,899 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,445 [STUTTERS]
- 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:53,949 Why not?
- 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,495 Because you waited too long to make your move...
- 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:01,665 ...and now you're in the "Friend Zone."
- 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,751 No, no, no. I'm not in the Zone.
- 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,045 No, Ross. You're mayor of the Zone.
- 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,466 Look, I'm taking my time, all right?
- 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,552 I'm laying the groundwork.
- 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,346 Every day I get a little bit closer to, uh...
- 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,722 Priesthood.
- 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:23,353 Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking.
- 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,816 If you don't ask her out soon, you'll end up stuck in the Zone forever.
- 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,526 I will, I will.
- 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,112 I'm waiting for the, uh, right moment.
- 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,074 What?
- 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,952 - What, now? - Yeah.
- 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,038 What's messing you up? The wine?
- 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,041 The candles? The moonlight? Huh?
- 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,795 You gotta go up to her and say, "Look, Rachel, I think..."
- 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,171 - Shh! - Shh!
- 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,674 - What are we shushing? - We're shushing...
- 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,386 ...because we're trying to hear something.
- 00:09:56,637 --> 00:10:00,056 - What? - Uh, don't you hear that?
- 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,436 Ah.
- 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,730 - See? - Huh.
- 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,195 - Would you like some gum? - Oh. Is it sugarless?
- 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,867 - Uh, sorry, it's not. - Then, no, thanks.
- 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,620 CHANDLER [THINKING]: What the hell was that?
- 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:27,000 Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it.
- 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:31,338 If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
- 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:36,885 PHOEBE [SINGING]: New York City has no power
- 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:40,722 And the milk is getting sour
- 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:44,309 But to me it is not scary
- 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:48,647 'Cause I stay away from dairy
- 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,234 La-la La-la-la-la-la
- 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,282 - Here goes. - You'll do it?
- 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,950 - I'll do it. - Want help?
- 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,453 You come out there, you're a dead man.
- 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,038 Ross, Ross.
- 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,123 Good luck, man.
- 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,292 Thanks.
- 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,255 - Okay. - Okay.
- 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,178 JOEY: Where you going? MONICA: Outside.
- 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,388 You can't go out there.
- 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:25,266 - Why not? - Because of, uh, the reason.
- 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,353 And that would be?
- 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,855 I, uh... I can't tell you.
- 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,190 What's going on?
- 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:37,946 Okay, listen. You gotta promise you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
- 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:41,032 - About what? - He's planning your birthday party.
- 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,577 Oh, my God. I love him.
- 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,287 You better act surprised.
- 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,832 - About what? - My surprise party.
- 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:53,086 - What surprise party? - Oh, stop it. Joey already told me.
- 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,213 Well, he didn't tell me.
- 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,758 Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing.
- 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:02,303 This is so typical. I'm always the last to know everything.
- 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,223 - You are not. We tell you stuff. - Uh-huh.
- 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:10,019 I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock at the zoo.
- 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:13,815 I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.
- 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,525 What?
- 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,820 Oh. Looks like I was second to last.
- 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,244 It's so nice.
- 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,709 Hey, I have a question.
- 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,921 Uh, actually, it's not so much a question...
- 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,799 ...it's more of a general wondering...
- 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,093 ...ment.
- 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,721 - Okay. - Okay.
- 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,890 Here goes.
- 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:53,354 Um, well, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um...
- 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,191 - Oh. - Yes, that's right.
- 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,735 Look at that little kitty.
- 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,028 What?
- 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,113 [YELLS]
- 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:06,951 ALL [SINGING]: I'm on the top of the world Looking down on creation
- 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:12,332 And the only explanation I can find
- 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:17,712 Is the love that I found Ever since you've been around
- 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,342 All right, this is just Bactine. It won't hurt.
- 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,386 Ow. Ow.
- 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,972 Sorry, that was wax.
- 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:33,269 Poor little Tootie's scared. We should find his owner.
- 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,855 Why not put "poor little Tootie" in the hall?
- 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,776 During a blackout? She'll get trampled.
- 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,027 Yeah?
- 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,783 You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.
- 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,869 CHANDLER [THINKING]: Gum would be perfection?
- 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,248 Gum would be perfection.
- 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:57,043 Could've said, "Gum would be nice." "I'll have a stick." But, no.
- 00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,505 For me, gum is perfection.
- 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,467 I loathe myself.
- 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,222 Oh, no, the Mellons. They hate all living things, right?
- 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,099 PHOEBE: Oh.
- 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,773 Hi. We just found this cat...
- 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,525 ...and we're looking for the owner.
- 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,152 Um, yeah, it's, uh... It's mine.
- 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,156 He seems to hate you. Are you sure?
- 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,158 Yeah. It's my cat. Give me my cat.
- 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,828 Wait a minute. What's his name?
- 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,872 Um, Bob... Buttons.
- 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,791 - Bob Buttons? - Uh-huh.
- 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,877 Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.
- 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,670 Oh!
- 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,506 You are a very bad man.
- 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,634 You owe me a cat.
- 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,891 RACHEL: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
- 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,934 Here, kitty, kitty.
- 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,896 Where did you go, little kitty, kitty, kitty?
- 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,942 Kitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...
- 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,031 Hi.
- 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,033 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
- 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,035 Wow.
- 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,081 Come on, lucky sixes.
- 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,752 Everybody, this is Paolo.
- 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,338 Paolo, I want you to meet my friends.
- 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,424 - This is Monica... - Hi.
- 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,843 ...and Joey... MONICA: Hi.
- 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,555 ...and Ross. MONICA: Hi.
- 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,559 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
- 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,064 Ha, ha. He doesn't speak much English.
- 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,192 Monopoly.
- 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,445 Look at that.
- 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,781 So, uh...
- 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,158 Where did, uh, Paolo come from?
- 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,702 Italy, I think. Heh.
- 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:58,873 No, I mean tonight, in the building? Suddenly into our lives?
- 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:04,337 The cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny?
- 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,425 That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him.
- 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:16,307 I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.
- 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,977 Oh, I found him. It was Paolo's cat.
- 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,563 Ah. Well, there you go. Last to know again.
- 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,943 And I'm guessing, since nobody told me, this is Paolo?
- 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,946 Oh. Paolo, this is Phoebe.
- 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,157 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
- 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,786 You betcha.
- 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,584 CHANDLER [THINKING]: All right. Okay. What next?
- 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,753 Blow a bubble. A bubble's good.
- 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,924 It's got a, uh, boyish charm. It's impish.
- 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,551 Here we go.
- 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,689 Nice going, imp.
- 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,942 Okay. It's okay. All I need to do is...
- 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:12,613 ...reach over and put it back in my mouth.
- 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,077 Good save. We're back on track and I'm...
- 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,456 ...chewing someone else's gum.
- 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,333 This is not my gum.
- 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,419 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,297 And now you're choking.
- 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,341 Are you all right?
- 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,387 Oh, my God. You're choking.
- 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,852 Better?
- 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,312 Yes.
- 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,397 Thank you. That was...
- 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,899 That was...
- 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,567 Perfection?
- 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,573 [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
- 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,623 [MIMICKING PAOLO]
- 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,129 [RACHEL LAUGHS]
- 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,133 What'd he say that was so funny?
- 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,053 I have absolutely no idea.
- 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,472 That's classic.
- 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,682 My God, you guys. What am I doing?
- 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,768 This is so un-me.
- 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,520 If you want, I'll do it.
- 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,525 I know. I just wanna bite his bottom lip.
- 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,902 But I won't.
- 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,239 God. The first time he smiled at me...
- 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:40,576 ...those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
- 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,203 Did you rent mopeds?
- 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,832 Because I've heard...
- 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,709 Oh, it's not about that right now. Okay.
- 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,922 I know it's totally superficial, and we have nothing in common...
- 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,675 ...and we don't even speak the same language...
- 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,385 ...but, God.
- 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,558 Paolo, hi.
- 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,269 - Ross. - Listen, uh...
- 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:13,568 Listen, um, heh, something you should, uh, know.
- 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,946 Rachel and I are...
- 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,615 We're kind of a thing.
- 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,785 - Thing? - Thing. Yes, thing.
- 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,288 - You have the sex? - No.
- 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:32,545 No, no. Um, technically, the sex is not being had. But that's, uh...
- 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,714 That's not the point.
- 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:39,927 The point is that, uh, Rachel and I should be, uh...
- 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,389 Well, Rachel and I should be together.
- 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,474 And if you get in the, uh...
- 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,351 - In bed? - No.
- 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,480 Ha. No, not where I was going.
- 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:56,652 If you get in the way of us becoming a thing...
- 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,739 ...then, uh, I would be, well, very sad.
- 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,532 Oh.
- 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:02,950 So do you, um?
- 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,328 [BOTH SPEAK IN ITALIAN]
- 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,376 - You do know a little English? - Little.
- 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,213 Do you know the word crap-weasel?
- 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:20,301 No? That's funny, you are a huge crap-weasel.
- 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:29,227 Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this. Watch, it's easy.
- 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,728 - Ready? - Mm-hm.
- 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,359 Okay? Now try it.
- 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,695 You gotta whip it.
- 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,454 Look, look. The last candle's about to burn out.
- 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:52,875 Ten, nine, eight, seven...
- 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:57,505 ...minus 46, minus 47, minus 48...
- 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,758 ROSS: Thank you. MONICA: Thanks.
- 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,971 ROSS: Kind of spooky without any lights.
- 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,848 [JOEY LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
- 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,311 [ALL LAUGH MANIACALLY]
- 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:15,147 ROSS: Okay, guys, I have the definitive one.
- 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,316 [ROSS LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
- 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,613 [GROANS]
- 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,869 Uh, Ross...
- 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,539 This probably isn't the best time to bring it up...
- 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,333 ...but you have to throw a party for Monica.
- 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,677 - This has been fun. - Yes.
- 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:48,306 Yes. Thanks for, uh, letting me use your phone...
- 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,599 ...and for saving my life.
- 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,602 Well, goodbye, Chandler.
- 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,855 I had a great blackout.
- 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,065 See you.
- 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:19,545 Hi. Um, I'm account number 7143457. And I don't know if you got any of that...
- 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:23,299 ...but I would really like a copy of the tape.
- 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,432 [English - US - SDH]
- 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:06,340 Привет всем! Тише, пожалуйста. Кафе "Центроварка" с гордостью представляет...
- 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:11,840 ...музыку мисс Фиби Буффе
- 00:00:13,010 --> 00:00:14,890 Спасибо. Привет
- 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,890 Я хочу начать с одной песни о том моменте...
- 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:22,270 ...в который вы вдруг понимаете, какой смысл во всей этой жизни
- 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,230 Ну все, поехали
- 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:31,900 Ладно, большое спасибо
- 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,040 Да что...
- 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:47,090 Ну красота! Как вовре...
- 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:57,810 1-й сезон, 7-я серия: "Нью-Йорк во тьме"
- 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:43,930 Ух ты, как круто, ребята
- 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:46,230 Во всем городе вырубили свет
- 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,940 Мама говорит, темно на Манхэттэне, частично в Бруклине и Квинсе...
- 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:51,480 ...и никто не знает, когда снова дадут свет
- 00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:53,280 Да, такое нечасто бывает
- 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,820 Штаны и свитер. А что такое, мама?
- 00:01:56,070 --> 00:01:59,080 С кем я, по-твоему, познакомлюсь в этой темноте?
- 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:02,870 С электриком? С неженатым мародером?
- 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,750 Мы можем поговорить позже?
- 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,120 Можно мне взять телефон?
- 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:10,800 Позвоню-ка я к себе, проверю бабушку
- 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:13,920 Какой у меня номер?
- 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:17,550 Ну я же себе не звоню
- 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,220 О Боже, это она
- 00:02:19,470 --> 00:02:21,430 Это модель из "Victoria Secrets"
- 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,060 Как-то там Гудэйкр
- 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,640 Привет, мама, это Джил
- 00:02:24,890 --> 00:02:27,770 Она права. Джил. Джил Гудэйкр
- 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:29,440 О господи!
- 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:34,440 Я застрял в вестибюле банкомата с Джил Гудэйкр
- 00:02:34,690 --> 00:02:37,950 А это вестибюль? Может, это холл?
- 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:42,740 Да, именно это сейчас главное, идиот
- 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:46,870 Все хорошо. Я застряла в банке, в вестибюле банкомата
- 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,040 Джил говорит "вестибюль"
- 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:52,130 ...значит, мы говорим "вестибюль"
- 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,590 Все в порядке
- 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,920 Нет, я не одна
- 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:57,720 Не знаю, какой-то парень
- 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:02,180 О, какой-то парень. Я - уже какой-то парень
- 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:05,100 Эй, Джил, я тебя видела вчера с каким-то парнем
- 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:09,650 Да, он - какой-то парень
- 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,570 Привет всем
- 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:31,130 Сегодня в нашей неэлектрифицированной синагоге служит ребе Трибиани
- 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:37,010 Старый сосед Чендлера был еврей, и у нас есть только эти свечи...
- 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:40,010 ...так что с Ханукой вас всех!
- 00:03:40,510 --> 00:03:45,390 У-у, смотрите! Гадкий Голый Дядька зажег кучу свечей
- 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:54,770 Больно, наверное!
- 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,650 Так, так, так! Прошло четырнадцать с половиной минут
- 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:00,740 ...а ты еще не сказал ни слова. О боже!
- 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:06,240 Сделай что-нибудь! Установи контакт! Улыбнись!
- 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:11,370 Ну вот видишь
- 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,420 Теперь ты ее точно напугал
- 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,920 Хотите позвонить кому-нибудь?
- 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:24,180 Ага. Примерно трем сотням бывших соучеников
- 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:31,270 Да, спасибо
- 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:35,110 Привет, это я
- 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,320 Это Чендлер
- 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:37,610 Как ты там?
- 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,440 Нормально
- 00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:44,450 <жует слова> Я застрял в вестибюле банкомата...
- 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:48,410 <жует слова> ...с Джил Гудэйкр
- 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:49,500 Что?
- 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:52,080 <жует слова> Я застрял...
- 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:55,000 <жует слова> ...в вестибюле банкомата...
- 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:58,550 <жует слова> ...с Джил Гудэйкр
- 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,630 Я не поняла ни единого слова
- 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:04,300 Дай трубку Джои
- 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,010 Что у тебя, дружбан?
- 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:08,970 <жует слова> Я застрял...
- 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:12,230 <жует слова> ...в вестибюле банкомата...
- 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:16,230 <жует слова> ...с Джил Гудэйкр
- 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,520 О боже!
- 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:22,610 Он застрял в вестибюле банкомата с Джил Гудэйкр!
- 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,780 Чендлер, слушай, слушай!
- 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:32,580 Как будто мне самому это не приходило в голову
- 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:35,960 Ну давайте уже, кто-нибудь
- 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,500 Я, я скажу. Так
- 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:41,920 Значит, старший курс колледжа, на бильярдном столе
- 00:05:42,170 --> 00:05:43,670 У-ху-ху, на бильярдном столе?
- 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,180 Молодец, сестричка
- 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,640 А мое самое экзотическое место - это...
- 00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:55,390 ...женский туалет на втором этаже Нью-Йоркской публичной библиотеки
- 00:05:55,650 --> 00:06:00,110 О боже! Как тебя занесло в библиотеку?
- 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:02,900 Фиби, а что у тебя?
- 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:06,160 Милуоки
- 00:06:08,950 --> 00:06:11,950 Росс?
- 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:17,380 Диснейленд, 1989. "Как тесен мир".
- 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:19,290 Да ты что!
- 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:20,840 Аттракцион поломался...
- 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:26,430 ...и мы с Кэрол зашли за пару механических голландских детей
- 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:32,180 Аттракцион починили, но нас попросили больше туда не возвращаться
- 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:33,390 Рэйчел?
- 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,850 Я уже говорила
- 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,940 - Не говорила. - Говорила.
- 00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:39,810 Скажи нам. Ну давай
- 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:45,360 Так, самое экзотическое место у меня получается...
- 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,740 ...изножье кровати
- 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:54,040 - Шляпы долой! - У нас победитель!
- 00:06:59,630 --> 00:07:02,920 У меня просто никогда не было романа с такими страстями
- 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:08,800 Когда хочешь поиметь кого-то прямо посреди парка аттракционов
- 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:15,350 Ну, это было единственное место, куда не стояла очередь
- 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,560 Вот видишь, а Барри не хотел даже поцеловать меня на поле для мини-гольфа
- 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:20,650 Да ты что!
- 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:24,280 Нет! Он говорил, что мы задерживаем людей за нами
- 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:28,200 Почему, говоришь, ты за него не вышла?
- 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:32,120 Ты думаешь, есть люди, у которых в жизни так и...
- 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,790 ...не случается такого...?
- 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,620 - Вероятно. - Правда?
- 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:40,170 Вот что я тебе скажу. Страсть сильно переоценивают
- 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:42,340 - Да ну. - Да.
- 00:07:42,590 --> 00:07:44,840 Со временем она как бы перегорает
- 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:49,840 А остаются, если повезет, такие вещи, как доверие, стабильность и...
- 00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:53,640 В случае моей бывшей жены, лесбийская любовь
- 00:07:57,930 --> 00:08:01,650 Так что все те люди, которые обошлись без бурных страстей...
- 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:05,020 ...имеют что-то хорошее взамен
- 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:09,530 Но у тебя вряд ли будет так же
- 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:12,490 Правда?
- 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:15,660 Я думаю, тебе предстоит бурная страсть
- 00:08:15,910 --> 00:08:17,450 Да ну?
- 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,540 - Правда? - Точно.
- 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:22,750 Росс, ты прелесть
- 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:36,100 Ничего у тебя не получится
- 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,400 Чего?
- 00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:45,060 У тебя с Рэйчел
- 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:51,280 Чего?.. Что?.. Как?..
- 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:55,490 А почему нет?
- 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,450 Потому что ты слишком тянул время...
- 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:03,210 ...и теперь ты в "Зоне дружбы"
- 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:04,750 Нет-нет, ни в какой я не в "Зоне"
- 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,590 Да ты, Росс, просто начальник "Зоны"!
- 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:11,420 Я просто выбираю время, понял?
- 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:13,510 Я закладываю фундамент
- 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,350 Каждый день я потихоньку подбираюсь к...
- 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,270 Монашеству!
- 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:23,310 Росс, говорю тебе, она понятия не имеет, что ты там себе думаешь
- 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:27,820 Если ты не решишься немедленно, то уже не вылезешь из "Зоны" никогда!
- 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:29,530 Решусь, решусь
- 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:33,650 Понимаешь, я просто жду удачного момента
- 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:36,530 Что?
- 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:39,160 - Что, сейчас? - Ага!
- 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,040 Что тебе мешает? Вино?
- 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,000 Свечи? Лунный свет?
- 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:50,340 Просто подойди к ней и скажи: "Знаешь, Рэйчел, я хотел бы..."
- 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,010 - По какому поводу ша-ша-ша? - Наше ша-ша-ша...
- 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,390 ...потому что мы хотим кое-что услышать
- 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,220 Что?
- 00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:01,600 А ты не слышишь?
- 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:08,270 Вот видишь?
- 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,030 Жвачку не хотите?
- 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,740 А она без сахара?
- 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:18,870 - Извините, нет. - Тогда не надо.
- 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,040 Что это было, блин?
- 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Заметка в уме: если Джил дает жвачку, ты ее берешь
- 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:32,880 Если она дает тебе дохлую крысу, ты ее берешь!
- 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:36,880 Свет везде повырубало
- 00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:40,720 Молоко все поскисало
- 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:44,310 Ну а мне плевать на это
- 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:50,190 У меня своя диета
- 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:59,240 - Ну вот, пошел. - Так ты решился?
- 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:00,950 - Я решился. - Помощь нужна?
- 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,410 Выйдешь туда - и ты труп
- 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,790 Удачи тебе, дружбан
- 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,670 Спасибо
- 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:14,170 - Ну всё. - Ну всё.
- 00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:20,140 - Эй, ты куда? - На балкон.
- 00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:21,800 Нет, тебе туда нельзя!
- 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:22,890 Почему?
- 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:26,810 Потому что... потому
- 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,900 А именно?
- 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:30,860 Не могу сказать
- 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:33,730 Джои, что такое?
- 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:37,900 Ладно, слушай. Пообещай, что никогда не скажешь Россу, что я сказал тебе
- 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:42,580 - О чем? - Он готовит тебе день рождения.
- 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:44,580 Боже мой! Обожаю его!
- 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,290 Делай вид, что это сюрприз
- 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,370 Что?
- 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:48,790 Вечеринка-сюрприз
- 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:53,460 - Какая вечеринка? - Хватит тебе. Джои проговорился.
- 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,630 А мне - не проговорился
- 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:58,760 Не надо на меня смотреть. Это Россовы дела
- 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:02,300 Как это типично. Я всегда узнаю все последней
- 00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:05,140 - Неправда. Мы тебе все говорим. - Ага!
- 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:10,520 Я последняя узнала, что Чендлера укусил павлин в зоопарке
- 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:16,320 Я последняя узнала, что ты запала на Джои, когда он въехал
- 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:20,360 Ой, кажется, в этот раз я предпоследняя
- 00:12:24,450 --> 00:12:27,790 Как здорово
- 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:34,250 У меня один вопрос
- 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,920 Это даже не очень вопрос...
- 00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:40,550 ...скорее общее любопытство...
- 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,640 ...вание
- 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,430 Так вот
- 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:54,230 Я уже некоторое время хочу...
- 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,150 Да, именно
- 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,280 Ты посмотри на эту кису!
- 00:13:19,510 --> 00:13:23,880 Так, это всего лишь перекись. Больно не будет
- 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:29,520 Извини, это был воск
- 00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:33,440 У-у, бедный котик перепугался. Надо найти его хозяина
- 00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:36,940 Может, просто выкинуть "беднягу котика" в коридор?
- 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:41,490 - В полной темноте? Его затопчут! - Ну да...
- 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:48,160 Знаете, по зрелому размышлению, жвачку было бы превосходно
- 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,000 Жвачку было бы превосходно?
- 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,370 Жвачку было бы превосходно
- 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:57,210 Мог бы сказать "Было бы неплохо" или "Дайте одну". Но нет же
- 00:13:57,460 --> 00:14:01,510 Для меня жвачку - превосходно
- 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:06,180 Так бы себя и убил
- 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:12,270 Ой, нет, это Меллоны. Они же ненавидят все живое, да?
- 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,440 Здравствуйте!
- 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,940 Мы тут нашли кота...
- 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:22,230 ...и ищем его хозяина
- 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,530 Да, это мой
- 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,320 Он вас, кажется, недолюбливает. Он точно ваш?
- 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:30,030 Да, это мой кот. Отдайте моего кота
- 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,750 Секундочку. А как его зовут?
- 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,160 Боб... Булкин
- 00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:36,830 Боб Булкин?
- 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,590 Боб Булкин. Иди сюда, Боб Булкин
- 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,840 Вы очень плохой человек!
- 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:48,340 А вы мне должны кота
- 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:54,600 Эй, кис-кис-кис
- 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:59,610 Куда же ты, кис-кис-кис?
- 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,490 - Привет! - Буона сэра.
- 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,990 Ого!
- 00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:17,920 Давайте, счастливые шестерки!
- 00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:21,210 Эй, все - это Паоло
- 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,500 Паоло, познакомься с моими друзьями
- 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,470 Это Моника...
- 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,470 ...и Джои...
- 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,970 ...и Росс
- 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:42,230 Он не очень хорошо говорит по-английски
- 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,570 Монополья!
- 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:49,160 Вот оно как!
- 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,950 А откуда он взялся, Паоло?
- 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,910 Из Италии, я так думаю
- 00:15:55,160 --> 00:16:00,120 Нет, сегодня - в нашем доме? Вот так сразу в нашу жизнь?
- 00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:06,050 Тот кот... Оказалось, что кот - это кот Паоло. Правда, смешно?
- 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:11,140 Очень смешно. А Рэйчел от него рук не отрывает
- 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:16,470 Привет! Я обыскала весь дом, но кису нигде не нашла
- 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,640 А я нашла. Это кот Паоло
- 00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:23,560 Ну вот, опять. Я узнала последняя
- 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:27,650 Полагаю, раз никто мне не сказал, что это и есть Паоло?
- 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:31,660 Паоло, это Фиби
- 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,500 Ага, я такая!
- 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:43,960 Так. Ладно. Что дальше?
- 00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:47,130 Выдуй пузырь. Пузырь - это круто
- 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:50,050 Этакое мальчишеское обаяние. Ты шалун
- 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,260 Поехали
- 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,400 Молодец, шалун - пошалил!
- 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,070 Все нормально. Мне только нужно...
- 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:12,950 ...дотянуться и положить ее назад в рот
- 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:18,620 Слава богу! Все вернулось на круги своя, а я...
- 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:22,790 ...жую чужую старую жвачку
- 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,460 Это не моя жвачка!
- 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,300 О боже! Боже мой!
- 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:31,010 А теперь ты подавился
- 00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:34,050 Вы в порядке?
- 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,100 О боже! Вы задыхаетесь!
- 00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:44,560 - Так лучше? - Да.
- 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,940 Спасибо. Это было...
- 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,610 Это было...
- 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,280 Превосходно?
- 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:14,300 Эй, что он такого смешного сказал?
- 00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:17,430 Не имею ни малейшего понятия
- 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,640 Просто... просто класс
- 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,850 Боже, девчонки, что я делаю, что я делаю?
- 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,930 Это так не по-моему!
- 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:27,230 Если хочешь, я его заберу себе
- 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:31,440 Ага. Так бы и укусила его нижнюю губу
- 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:34,070 Ладно, не буду
- 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,410 Боже, когда он впервые улыбнулся...
- 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:40,740 ...те три секунды возбудили меня больше, чем три недели на Бермудах с Барри
- 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:43,910 А вы брали напрокат мопеды?
- 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,370 А то, говорят, от них...
- 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:49,380 Нет, сейчас не это главное. Молчу
- 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:53,090 Я знаю, ничего серьезного не будет, и общего у нас ничего нет...
- 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,800 ...и мы говорим на разных языках...
- 00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:59,100 ...но боже мой!
- 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:03,980 Паоло! Привет.
- 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,980 Послушай...
- 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:14,360 Слушай, ты должен кое-что знать
- 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:17,110 Рэйчел и я...
- 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:20,030 Между нами.. это
- 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,080 - Это? - Это. Ну, кое-что.
- 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:27,000 - Вы иметь секс? - Нет.
- 00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:33,170 Формально, секс не имеет места. Но не...
- 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:35,420 Не в этом дело
- 00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:40,640 Дело в том, что Рэйчел и я должны...
- 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,510 Должны быть вместе
- 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,020 И если ты влезешь в...
- 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,060 - В постель? - Нет.
- 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,610 Нет, я веду не туда
- 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:56,820 Если ты влезешь в наше то, что между нами это...
- 00:19:57,070 --> 00:20:01,450 ...мне будет, типа, очень грустно
- 00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:04,660 То есть ты... есть понятно?
- 00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:11,380 Немного понимаешь по-английски, да?
- 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:12,920 Чу-чуть
- 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:16,920 Знаешь слово "хитрожопый"?
- 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:22,010 Нет? Забавно, ведь ты тут самый хитрожопый и есть
- 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:29,350 Чендлер, сколько можно тормозить. Смотри, это так просто
- 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,440 Готов?
- 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,070 Теперь пробуй ты
- 00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:41,410 Нет, ее надо запустить хлестко
- 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:48,620 Смотрите, смотрите! Последняя свечка сейчас догорит
- 00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:53,040 10, 9, 8, 7...
- 00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:58,590 ...минус 46, минус 47, минус 48...
- 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,880 - Благодарю. - Спасибо.
- 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:06,680 Как-то зловеще оно - совсем без света
- 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:16,860 Так, ребята, я скажу решающее слово
- 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,710 Росс... Наверное, сейчас не самое подходящее время говорить об этом...
- 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:36,040 ...но тебе придется организовать для Моники день рождения
- 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,680 Мне было интересно
- 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,480 Да, да, конечно. Спасибо, что одолжила телефон...
- 00:21:48,730 --> 00:21:51,860 ...и что спасла мне жизнь
- 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,610 Ну пока, Чендлер
- 00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:56,570 Как удачно мы здесь застряли
- 00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:59,610 Пока
- 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:19,510 Здравствуйте. Мой номер счета 7143457. Не знаю, входит ли это в пакет услуг...
- 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:24,850 ...но мне очень хотелось бы получить копию записи
- 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,430 Перевод В.Бродового
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